centers dangled from his ears. One eye was covered with a white silk patch. His face was
blotched with purple sores, some of them open and festering. He might have been thirty,
forty, or sixty. He held one hand high over his head. In it was something Roland could not
make out, except that its shape was too regular to be a stone.
Behind this apparition, the city loomed with a kind of weird clarity in the darkening day.
As Eddie looked past the huddles of brick buildings on the other shore—warehouses long
since scooped empty by looters, he had no doubt—and into those shadowy canyons and
stone mazes, he understood for the first time how terribly mistaken, how terribly foolish,
his dreams of hope and help had been. Now he saw the shattered facades and broken roofs;
now he saw the shaggy birds’ nests on cornices and in glassless, gaping windows; now hr
allowed himself to actually smell the city, and that odor was not of fabulous spices and
savory foods of the sort his mother had sometimes brought home from Zabar’s but rather
the stink of a mattress that has caught fire, smoldered awhile, and then been put out with
sewer-water. He suddenly understood Lud, understood it completely. The grinning pirate
who had appeared while their attention was elsewhere was probably as close to a wise old
elf as this broken, dying place could provide.
Roland pulled his revolver.
“Put it away, my cully,” the man in the yellow scarf said in an accent so thick that the sense of his words was almost lost. “Put it away, my dear heart. Ye’re a fierce trim, ay, that’s clear, but this time you’re outmatched.”
14
THE NEWCOMER’S PANTS WERE patched green velvet, and as he stood on the edge of
the hole in the bridge, he looked like a buccaneer at the end of his days of plunder: sick,
ragged, and still dangerous.
“Suppose I choose not to?” Roland asked. “Suppose I choose to simply put a bullet through your scrofulous head?”
“Then I’ll get to hell just enough ahead of ye to hold the door,” the man in the yellow scarf said, and chuckled chummily. He wiggled the hand he held in the air. “It’s all the same jolly fakement to me, one way or t’other.”
Roland guessed that was the truth. The man looked as if he might have a year to live at
most . . . and the last few months of that year would probably be very unpleasant. The
oozing sores on his face had nothing to do with radiation; unless Roland was badly
deceived, this man was in the late stages of what the doctors called mandrus and everyone
else called whore’s blossoms. Facing a dangerous man was always a bad busi- ness, but at
least one could calculate the odds in such an encounter. When you were facing the dead,
however, everything changed.
“Do yer know what I’ve got here, my dear ones?” the pirate asked. “Do yer ken whatcher old friend Gasher just happens to have laid his hands on? It’s a grenado, something pretty
the Old Folks left behind, and I’ve already tipped its cap—for to wear one’s cap before the
introductin’ is complete would be wery bad manners, so it would!”
He cackled happily for a moment, and then his face grew still and grave once more. All
humor left it, as if a switch had been turned some- where in his degenerating brains.
“My finger is all that’s holdin the pin now, dearie. If you shoot me, there’s going to be a wery big bang. You and the cunt-monkey on yer back will be vaporized. The squint, too, I
reckon. The young buck stand- ing behind you and pointing that toy pistol in my face might
live, but only until he hits the water . . . and hit it he would, because this bridge has been
hangin by a thread these last forty year, and all it’d take to finish it is one little push. So do ye want to put away your iron, or shall we all toddle off to hell on the same handcart?”
Roland briefly considered trying to shoot the object Gasher called a grenado out of his
hand, saw how tightly the man was gripping it, and bolstered his gun.
“Ah, good!” Gasher cried, cheerful once more. “I knew ye was a trig cove, just lookin at yer! Oh yes! So I did!”
“What do you want?” Roland asked, although he thought he already knew this, too.
Gasher raised his free hand and pointed a dirty finger at Jake. “The squint. Gimme the squint and the rest of you go free.”
“Go fuck yourself,” Susannah said at once.
“Why not?” the pirate cackled. “Gimme a chunk of mirror and I’ll rip it right off and stick it right in—why not, for all the good it’s a-doin me these days? Why, I can’t even run water
through it without it burns me all the way to the top of my gullywash!” His eyes, which
were a strange calm shade of gray, never left Roland’s face. “What do you say, my good old
mate?”
“What happens to the rest of us if I hand over the boy?”
“Why, you go on yer way without no trouble from us!” the man in the yellow headscarf
returned promptly. “You have the Tick-Tock Man’s word on that. It comes from his lips to
my lips to your ears, so it does, and Tick-Tock’s a trig cove, too, what don’t break his word
once it’s been given. I can’t say ary word nor watch about any Pubies you might run into,
but you’ll have no trouble with the Tick-Tock Man’s Grays.”
“What the fuck are you saying, Roland?” Eddie roared. “You’re not really thinking about doing it, are you?”
Roland didn’t look down at Jake, and his lips didn’t move as he murmured: “I’ll keep my
promise.”
“Yes—I know you will.” Then Jake raised his voice and said: “Put the gun away, Eddie.
I’ll decide.”
“Jake, you’re out of your mind!”
The pirate cackled cheerily. “Not at all, cully! You’re the one who’s lost his mind if you
disbelieve me. At the wery least, he’ll be safe from the drums with us, won’t he? And just
think—if I didn’t mean what I say, I would have told you to toss your guns overside first
thing! Easiest thing in the world! But did I? Nay!”
Susannah had heard the exchange between Jake and Roland. She had also had a chance to
realize how bleak their options were as things now stood. “Put it away, Eddie.”
“How do we know you won’t toss the grenade at us once you have the lad?” Eddie called.
“I’ll shoot it out of the air if he tries,” Roland said. “I can do it, and he knows I can do it.”
“Mayhap I do. You’ve got a cosy look about you, indeed ye do.”
“If he’s telling the truth,” Roland went on, “he’d be burned even if I missed his toy, because the bridge would collapse and we’d all go down together.”
“Wery clever, my dear old son!” Gasher said. “You are a cosy one, ain’t you?” He cawed laughter, then grew serious and confiding. “The talking’s done, old mate of mine. Decide.
Will you give me the boy, or do we all march to the end of the path together?”
Before Roland could say a word, Jake had slipped past him on the support rod. He still
held Oy curled in his right arm. He held his bloody left hand stiffly out in front of him.
“Jake, no!” Eddie shouted desperately.
“I’ll come for you,” Roland said in the same low voice.
“I know,” Jake repeated. The wind gusted again. The bridge swayed and groaned. The
Send was now speckled with whitecaps, and water boiled whitely around the wreck of the
blue mono jutting from the river on the upstream side.
“Ay, my cully!” Gasher crooned. His lips spread wide, revealing a few remaining teeth
that jutted from his white gums like decayed tomb- stones. “Ay, my fine young squint! Just
keep coming.”
“Roland, he could be bluffing!” Eddie yelled. “That thing could be a dud!”
The gunslinger made no reply.
As Jake neared the other side of the hole in the walkway, Oy bared his own teeth and
began to snarl at Gasher.
“Toss that talking bag of guts overside,” Gasher said.
“Fuck you,” Jake replied in the same calm voice.
The pirate looked surprised for a moment, then nodded. “Tender of him, are you? Wery
well.” He took two steps backward. “Put him down the second you reach the concrete, then.
And if he runs at me, I promise to lack his brains right out his tender little asshole.”
“Asshole,” Oy said through his bared teeth.
“Shut up, Oy,” Jake muttered. He reached the concrete just as the strongest gust of wind yet struck the bridge. This time the twanging sound of parting cable-strands seemed to