Swords Against Wizardry – Book 4 of the “Fafhrd and Gray Mouser” series by Fritz Leiber

Hasjarl was clearly in a pet, for he was grimacing insanely and twisting his hands together furiously as though pitting one in murderous battle against the other. His eyes, however, were tightly shut. As he stamped swiftly part, Fafhrd thought he glimpsed a bit of tattooing on the nearest upper eyelid.

Fafhrd heard the red-eyeballed one say, “No need to run to your sire’s banquet-board, Lord Hasjarl. We’re in good time.” Hasjarl answered only a snarl, but the pale youth said sweetly, “My brother is ever a baroque pearl of dutifulness.”

Fafhrd moved forward, watched the three out of sight, then turned the other way and followed the scent of hot iron straight to Hasjarl’s torture chamber.

It was a wide, low-vaulted room and the brightest Fafhrd had yet encountered in these murky, misnamed Upper Levels.

To the right was a low table around which crouched five squat brawny men more bandy-legged than Hasjarl and masked each to the upper lip. They were noisily gnawing bones snatched from a huge platter of them, and swilling ale from leather jacks. Four of the masks were black, one red.

Beyond them was a fire of coals in a circular brick tower half as high as a man. The iron grill above it glowed redly. The coals brightened almost to white, then grew more deeply red again, as a twisted half-bald hag in tatters slowly worked a bellows.

Along the walls to either side, there thickly stood or hung various metal and leather instruments which showed their foul purpose by their ghostly hand-and-glove resemblance to various outer surfaces and inward orifices of the human body: boots, collars, masks, iron maidens, funnels, and the like.

To the left a fair-haired pleasingly plump girl in white under tunic lay bound to a rack. Her right hand in an iron half-glove stretched out tautly toward a machine with a crank. Although her face was tear-streaked, she did not seem to be in present pain.

Fafhrd strode toward her, hurriedly slipping out of his pouch and onto the middle finger of his right hand the massy ring Hasjarl’s emissary had given him in Lankhmar as token from his master. It was of silver, holding a large black seal on which was Hasjarl’s sign: a clenched fist.

The girl’s eyes widened with new fears as she saw Fafhrd coming.

Hardly looking at her as he paused by the rack, Fafhrd turned toward the table of masked messy feasters, who were staring at him gape-mouthed by now. Stretching out toward them the back of his right hand, he called harshly yet carelessly, “By authority of this sigil, release to me the girl Friska!” From mouth-corner he muttered to the girl, “Courage!”

The black-masked creature who came hurrying toward him like a terrier appeared either not to recognize at once Hasjarl’s sign or else not to reason out its import, for he said only, wagging a greasy finger, “Begone, barbarian. This dainty morsel is not for you. Think not to quench your rough lusts here. Our Master—”

Fafhrd cried out, “If you will not accept the authority of the Clenched Fist one way, then you must take it the other.”

Doubling up the hand with the ring on it, he smashed it against the torturer’s suet-shining jaw so that he stretched himself out on the dark flags, skidded a foot, and lay quietly.

Fafhrd turned at once toward the half-risen feasters and slapping Graywand’s hilt but not drawing it, he planted his knuckles on his hips and, addressing himself to the red mask he barked out rather like Hasjarl, “Our Master of the Fist had an afterthought and ordered me to fetch the girl Friska so that he might continue her entertainment at dinner for the amusement of those he goes to dine with. Would you have a new servant like myself report to Hasjarl your derelictions and delays? Loose her quickly and I’ll say nothing.” He stabbed a finger at the hag by the bellows, “You!—fetch her outer dress.”

The masked ones sprang to obey quickly enough at that, their tucked-up masks falling over their mouths and chins. There were mumblings of apology, which he ignored. Even the one he had slugged got groggily to his feet and tried to help.

The girl had been released from her wrist-twisting device, Fafhrd supervising, and she was sitting up on the side of the rack when the hag came with a dress and two slippers, the toe of one stuffed with oddments of ornament and such. The girl reached for them, but Fafhrd grabbed them instead and, seizing her by the left arm, dragged her roughly to her feet.

“No time for that now,” he commanded. “We will let Hasjarl decide how he wants you trigged out for the sport,” and without more ado he strode from the torture chamber, dragging her beside him, though again muttering from mouth-side, “Courage.”

When they were around the first bend in the corridor and had reached a dark branching, he stopped and looked at her frowningly. Her eyes grew wide with fright; she shrank from him, but then firming her features she said fearful-boldly, “If you rape me, by the way, I’ll tell Hasjarl.”

“I don’t mean to rape but rescue you, Friska,” Fafhrd assured her rapidly. “That talk of Hasjarl sending to fetch you was but my trick. Where’s a secret place I can hide you for a few days?—until we flee these musty crypts forever! I’ll bring you food and drink.”

At that Friska looked far more frightened. “You mean Hasjarl didn’t order this? And that you dream of escaping from Quarmall? Oh stranger, Hasjarl would only have twisted my wrist a little longer, perhaps not maimed me much, only heaped a few more indignities, certainly spared my life. But if he so much as suspected that I had sought to escape from Quarmall … Take me back to the torture chamber!”

“That I will not,” Fafhrd said irkedly, his gaze darting up and down the empty corridor. “Take heart, girl. Quarmall’s not the wide world. Quarmall’s not the stars and the sea. Where’s a secret room?”

“Oh, it’s hopeless,” she faltered. “We could never escape. The stars are a myth. Take me back.”

“And make myself out a fool? No,” Fafhrd retorted harshly. “We’re rescuing you from Hasjarl and from Quarmall too. Make up your mind to it, Friska, for I won’t be budged. If you try to scream I’ll stop your mouth. Where’s a secret room?” In his exasperation he almost twisted her wrist, but remembered in time and only brought his face close to hers and rasped, “Think!” She had a scent like heather underlying the odor of sweat and tears.

Her eyes went distant then, and she said in a small voice, almost dreamlike, “Between the Upper and the Lower Levels there is a great hall with many small rooms adjoining. Once it was a busy and teeming part of Quarmall, they say, but now debated ground between Hasjarl and Gwaay. Both claim it, neither will maintain it, not even sweep its dust. It is called the Ghost Hall.” Her voice went smaller still. “Gwaay’s page once begged me meet him a little this side of there, but I did not dare.”

“Ha, that’s the very place,” Fafhrd said with a grin. “Lead us to it.”

“But I don’t remember the way,” Friska protested. “Gwaay’s page told me, but I tried to forget…”

Fafhrd had spotted a spiral stair in the dark branchway.

Now he strode instantly toward it, drawing Friska along beside him.

“We know we have to start by going down,” he said with rough cheer. “Your memory will improve with motion, Friska.”

The Gray Mouser and Ivivis had solaced themselves with such kisses and caresses as seemed prudent in Gwaay’s Hall of Sorcery, or rather now of Sleeping Sorcerers. Then, at first coaxed chiefly by Ivivis, it is true, they had visited a nearby kitchen, where the Mouse had readily wheedled from the lumpish cook three large thin slices of medium-rare unmistakable rib-beef, which he had devoured with great satisfaction.

At least one of his appetites mollified, the Mouser had consented that they continue their little ramble and even pause to view a mushroom field. Most strange it had been to see, betwixt the rough-finished pillars of rock, the rows of white button-fungi grow dim, narrow, and converge toward infinity in the ammonia-scented darkness.

At this point they had become teasing in their talk, he taxing Ivivis with having many lovers drawn by her pert beauty, she stoutly denying it, but finally admitting that there was a certain Klevis, page to Gwaay, for whom her heart had once or twice beat faster.

“And best, Gray Guest, you keep an eye open for him,” she had warned, wagging a slim finger, “for certain he is the fiercest and most skillful of Gwaay’s swordsmen.”

Then to change this topic and to reward the Mouser for his patience in viewing the mushroom field, she had drawn him, they going hand in hand now, to a wine cellar. There she had prettily begged the aged and cranky butler for a great tankard of amber fluid for her companion. It had proved to the Mouser’s delight to be purest and most potent essence of grape with no bitter admixture whatever.

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