He looked up along the length of the arm to Lu-Tze, who was lying flat on the swaying bridge, holding him.
‘What happened?’
‘I think maybe you were overcome with the excitement, lad. Or vertigo, maybe. Just don’t look down.’
There was a roaring below Lobsang, like a swarm of very angry bees. Automatically, he began to turn his head.
‘I said don’t look down! Just relax.’
Lu-Tze got to his feet. He raised Lobsang, at arm’s length, as though he was a feather, until the boy’s sandals were over the wood of the bridge. Below, monks were running along the walkways and shouting.
‘Now, keep your eyes shut… don’t look down! … and I’ll just walk us both to the far side, all right?’
‘I, er, I remembered… back in the city, when Soto found me… I remembered…’ said Lobsang weakly, tottering along behind the monk.
‘Only to be expected,’ said Lu-Tze, ‘in the circumstances.’
‘But, but I remember that back then I remembered about being here. You and the Mandala!’
‘Is it not written in the sacred text, “There’s a lot goes on we don’t know about, in my opinion”?’ said Lu-Tze.
‘I … have not yet come across that one either, Sweeper,’ said Lobsang. He felt cooler air around him, which suggested they had reached the rock tunnel on the far side of the room.
‘Sadly, in the writings they have here you probably won’t,’ said Lu-Tze. ‘Ah, you can open your eyes now.’
They walked on, with Lobsang rubbing his head to take away the strangeness of his thoughts.
Behind them the livid swirls in the wheel of colour, which had centred on the spot where Lobsang would have fallen, gradually faded and healed.
According to the First Scroll of Wen the Eternally Surprised, Wen and Clodpool reached the green valley between the towering mountains and Wen said: ‘This is the place. Here there will be a temple dedicated to the folding and unfolding of time. I can see it.’
‘I can’t, master,’ said Clodpool.
Wen said, ‘It’s over there.’ He pointed, and his arm vanished.
‘Ah,’ said Clodpool. ‘Over there.’
A few cherry blossom petals drifted down onto Wen’s head from one of the trees that grew wild along the streamlets.
‘And this perfect day will last for ever,’ he said. ‘The air is crisp, the sun is bright, there is ice in the streams. Every day in this valley will be this perfect day.’
‘Could get a bit repetitive, master,’ said Clodpool.
‘That is because you don’t yet know how to deal with time,’ said Wen. ‘But I will teach you to deal with time as you would deal with a coat, to be worn when necessary and discarded when not.’
‘Will I have to wash it?’ said Clodpool.
Wen gave him a long, slow look. ‘That was either a very complex piece of thinking on your part, Clodpool, or you were just trying to overextend a metaphor in a rather stupid way. Which do you think it was?’
Clodpool looked at his feet. Then he looked at the sky. Then he looked at Wen.
‘I think I am stupid, master.’
‘Good,’ said Wen. ‘It is fortuitous that you are my apprentice at this time, because if I can teach you, Clodpool, I can teach anyone.’
Clodpool looked relieved, and bowed. ‘You do me too much honour, master.’
‘And there is a second part to my plan,’ said Wen.
‘Ah,’ said Clodpool, with an expression that he thought made him look wise, although in reality it made him look like someone remembering a painful bowel movement. ‘A plan with a second part is always a good plan, master.’
‘Find me sands of all colours, and a flat rock. I will show you a way to make the currents of time visible.’
‘Oh, right.’
‘And there is a third part to my plan.’
‘A third part, eh?’
‘I can teach a gifted few to control their time, to slow it and speed it up and store it and direct it like the water in these streams. But most people will not, I fear, let themselves become able to do this. We have to help them. We will have to build… devices that will store and release time to where it is needed, because men cannot progress if they are carried like leaves on a stream. People need to be able to waste time, make time, lose time and buy time. This will be our major task.’
Clodpool’s face twisted with the effort of understanding. Then he slowly raised a hand.
Wen sighed.
‘You’re going to ask what happened to the coat, aren’t you?’ he said.
Clodpool nodded.
‘Forget about the coat, Clodpool. The coat is not important. Just remember that you are the blank paper on which I will write-‘ Wen held up a hand as Clodpool opened his mouth. ‘Just another metaphor, just another metaphor. And now, please make some lunch.’
‘Metaphorically or really, master?’
‘Both.’
A flight of white birds burst out of the trees and wheeled overhead before swooping off across the valley.
‘There will be doves,’ said Wen, as Clodpool hurried off to light a fire. ‘Every day, there will be doves.’
Lu-Tze left the novice in the anteroom. It might have surprised those who disliked him that he took a moment to straighten his robe before he entered the presence of the abbot, but Lu-Tze at least cared for people even if he did not care for rules. He pinched out his cigarette and stuck it behind his ear, too. He had known the abbot for almost six hundred years, and respected him. There weren’t many people Lu-Tze respected. Mostly, they just got tolerated.
Usually, the sweeper got on with people in inverse proportion to their local importance, and the reverse was true. The senior monks … well, there could be no such thing as bad thoughts amongst people so enlightened, but it is true that the sight of Lu-Tze ambling insolently through the temple did tarnish a few karmas. To a certain type of thinker the sweeper was a personal insult, with his lack of any formal education or official status and his silly little Way and his incredible successes. So it was surprising that the abbot liked him, because never had there been an inhabitant of the valley so unlike the sweeper, so learned, so impractical and so frail. But then, surprise is the nature of the universe.
Lu-Tze nodded to the minor acolytes who opened the big varnished doors.
‘How is his reverence today?’ he said.
‘The teeth are still giving him trouble, O Lu-Tze, but he is maintaining continuity and has just taken his first steps in a very satisfactory manner.’
‘Yes, I thought I heard the gongs.’
The group of monks clustered in the centre of the room stepped aside as Lu-Tze approached the playpen. It was, unfortunately, necessary. The abbot had never mastered the art of circular ageing. He had therefore been forced to achieve longevity in a more traditional way, via serial reincarnation.
‘Ah, Sweeper,’ he burbled, awkwardly tossing aside a yellow ball and brightening up. ‘And how are the mountains? Wanna bikkit wanna bikkit!’
‘I’m definitely getting vulcanism, reverend one. It’s very encouraging.’
‘And you are in persistent good health?’ said the abbot, while his pudgy little hand banged a wooden giraffe against the bars.
‘Yes, your reverence. It’s good to see you up and about again.’
‘Only for a few steps so far, alas bikkit bikkit wanna bikkit. Unfortunately, young bodies have a mind of their own BIKKIT!
‘You sent me a message, your reverence? It said, “Put this one to the test.”‘
‘And what did you think of our want bikkit want bikkit want bikkit NOW young Lobsang Ludd?’ An acolyte hurried forward with a plate of rusks. ‘Would you care for a rusk, by the way?’ the abbot added. ‘Mmmm nicey bikkit!’
‘No, reverend one, I have all the teeth I need,’ said the sweeper.
‘Ludd is a puzzle, is he not? His tutors have nicey bikkit mmm mmm bikkit told me he is very talented but somehow not all there. But you have never met him and don’t know his history and so mmm bikkit and so I would value your uninfluenced observations mmm BIKKIT.’
‘He is beyond fast,’ said Lu-Tze. ‘I think he may begin to react to things before they happen.’
‘How can anyone tell that? Want teddy want teddy wanna wanna TEDDY!’
‘I put him in front of the Device of Erratic Balls in the senior dojo and he was moving towards the right hole fractionally before the ball came out.’
‘Some kind of gurgle telepathy, then?’
‘If a simple machine has a mind of its own I think we’re in really big trouble,’ said Lu-Tze. He took a deep breath. ‘And in the hall of the Mandala he saw the patterns in the chaos.’
‘You let a neophyte see the Mandala?’ said chief acolyte Rinpo, horrified.