The House That Jack Built by Robert Asprin & Linda Evans

“What’s that?” he asked quietly, pointing to the little tube the light came from.

“I’ve no idea. It emits a pale, red-colored light.”

“I don’t see anything.”

Lachley shone it at his eyes. “There, see it?”

“No.”

Even when the cotton merchant stared directly into the device, he could not see the dim reddish light that was plainly visible to Lachley. Curiouser and curiouser . . . The lens-like affair and light emitter were connected via slick-coated wires to a heavy, very dense gadget hidden under the woman’s coat. It resembled the voice recorder only in the sense that both were housed in compact boxes of some unknown material. Her device had metal parts, however, buttons and levers, and a strangely textured surface along one side that resembled a dark window, but there was nothing to see through it. In fact, it wasn’t even transparent, the way the hinged lid of the voice recorder was.

Lachley found another of the stiff, strange cards in her pockets, along with a surprising amount of cash, a tiny mirror and other personal grooming implements, and a variety of oddments to which he could ascribe no purpose whatever. Her clothing was perfectly ordinary stuff: a cheap if substantial coat, heavy woolen skirt and bodice, worn over petticoats and combinations. Knitted stockings, stout and well-made shoes for walking. A heavy chemise under the bodice . . .

And under that, a garment the likes of which he’d never seen. Straps and smooth cups of some stretchy black substance, fastened snugly around her breasts, clearly meant to support her anatomy in a fashion superior to any female garments he’d ever seen, and he’d had enough sisters, growing up, plus several hundred female patients who visited his surgery, to know whereof he spoke. “What the devil is it made of? It isn’t latex rubber, yet it’s very like rubber, and exceptionally well crafted.”