The House That Jack Built by Robert Asprin & Linda Evans

Then he was clear of the riot. Lachley found himself staring at cobblestoned walkways and park benches and wrought iron lamps, even a pub that reminded him incongruously of Chelsea. The riot surged behind him, shoving Lachley straight past a line of stunned security guards, who were busy to distraction searching the rioting mob for him. He bolted, determined to discover some way out of this madhouse. He needed to find a quiet place to think, to sort out what to do next. He was very nearly clear of the chaos when a group of wild-eyed men brandishing placards rushed at him.

“Lord Jack!”

“Lead us, holiest one!”

“Command us! We are your servants!”

Lachley opened his mouth, not entirely sure what might emerge. Behind him, someone shouted, “There he is!” He glanced wildly back toward the platform, where the two men who’d rushed through the gate on his heels were stumbling down the stairs under escort, pointing right at him. Lachley whirled on the placard-carrying lunatics, who were plucking at his very coat sleeves in fawning, worshipful attitudes.

“You want to help me? I need shelter, curse it!”

“At once, Lord Jack!” the nearest cried eagerly, tugging at his arm. “Anything you desire! We have awaited your coming . . .”

They surrounded him, rushed him away from the shouting guards who were shoving rioters aside, trying to reach him. Lachley ran with the madmen, insane sycophants who gibbered at him from all sides and hid his face with their hand-scrawled signs. Am I doomed to rely on madmen all my days? He’d traded Maybrick’s lunacy for a whole crowd of insanity. But sheltering with madmen was preferable to hanging, should the wardens of the gate catch up to him.