The House That Jack Built by Robert Asprin & Linda Evans

Skeeter grinned down into Kaederman’s glazed eyes. “Too bad, ain’t it? What’ll it be, then? I’ll trade the medical care you need to save your hands, trade you a surgeon and a burn-care unit, for Senator Caddrick in prison. That’s a fair trade, I think. One of those new prisons he helped fund, a no-frills, maximum security cage without television or libraries or anything to distract a guy except Bubba’s hard-on in the next cage over. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bastard, don’t you agree? Maybe you’ll even get a reduced sentence for turning state’s evidence. How about it? We’ll keep you out of pain, stabilize your hands for you, keep you alive long enough to get you to a burn specialist. Otherwise, I’ll just leave you here.”

He jerked his thumb at the stench of the Victorian-era foundry. As the ashen killer shuddered, rolling his eyes at the grimy room, Skeeter added off-handedly, “Oh, and by the way. If you decide to stay here, and if you manage to survive shock and infection and amputation of those hands, I’m told Scotland Yard still hangs a murderer. And I know a couple of folks who’d be delighted to rat on you.”

Kaederman didn’t answer for a long moment, just lay there sprawled on his back, trembling and sweating, his skin grey and his hands curled into meaty, scorched claws. He glared up at Skeeter while making horrible, strangled sounds and bit his lips until they bled. His body twitched spasmodically, his whole nervous system overloaded with the pain of the burns.

“Okay,” Skeeter shrugged, rising from his crouch and sliding his RIC Webley back into his shoulder holster. “Have it your way. Maybe you can actually crawl to the door. Dunno what you’ll do once you’re outside, though, with all that manure in the streets to drag yourself through and Whitechapel’s toughs kicking you into the mud, just for chuckles . . .”