“I bathe in steam,” the tall lady said. “Will you join me?”
“Gratefully, Lady,” the girl replied. “You heap me with kindnesses I can never repay.”
“My privilege,” Afreyt replied. “In return you might tell me of Ilthmar and Tovilyis, where I’ve never been.” Her violet eyes twinkled. “And scrub my back.” She hung her robe, Fingers copying her, on an empty peg and led the way into a narrow chamber consisting of four wide driftwood steps and dimly lit by four small windows, and shut the door behind them. Beside it were a longhandled dipper and two buckets, the farther one filled with water, the near with round stones glowing dark red toward their center and toasting Fingers’s calves and knees as she passed close to them. Afreyt poured two-and-a-half dippers of water into the hot rocks. There was an explosive sizzling and clouds of steam enveloped them. Afreyt seated herself on the third step, Fingers following suit, and noting or divining the girl’s looks of surprise and mild alarm at the increase in the moist heat, remarked, “It teases the heart a little, does it not? Do not fear to inhale deeply. Move down a step if it’s uncomfortable,” she advised.
“It does indeed, Lady,” Fingers agreed, but held her level.
“Now tell me of foul filthy Ilthmar and its nasty rat god,” Afreyt suggested. “In what figure is he shown or depicted?”
“In that of a man, Lady, with a rat’s head and long tail. On ritual occasions his human priests wear a rat mask, carry a long snaky whip resembling a giant rat’s tail, and go naked or robed according to the nature of the rite.”
“How is the relationship between humanity and the ratty kind rationalized?” Afreyt inquired.
“In olden times, when rats had their cities aboveground, they warred with and enslaved a race of giants. Ourselves, Lady, humankind. Then in the course of numerous revolts and repressions, the rats transferred their cities underground for privacy and to give them peace and quiet to perfect their culture, but maintaining secret dominion over their servant-slaves.” The girl’s voice was thoughtful. Her left hand played with a ridgy white seashell embedded in the gray plank on which their sweat dripped. Beside it was a boreworm hole, into which she ran her little finger back and forth. It fitted nicely. She continued, “There’s a dark magic known only to the doubly initiated (which mother and I were not) whereby rats and their allies may switch size back and forth between rat and human. The rats’ prophets and chiefest allies amongst humankind are numbered among their saints, of whom the recentest to be canonized are St. Hisvin of Lankhmar and his daughter, St. Hisvet, Lankhmar Below being the chiefest city of the rats, although, unlike Ilthmar, the worship of the rat god is forbidden in Lankhmar Above.”
Afreyt handed Fingers a stiff-bristled brush and presented her back, on which the girl, kneeling, got to work industriously. The tall woman asked, “Have you seen representations in Ilthmar of this female saint?”
“Aye, Lady, there’s a carving at her small shrine in the Rat’s dockside temple. (Rats were also the first mariners, teaching man the art.) She is depicted nude with her hair in one braid long as her slender self and with eight dainty rat dugs; two centered in small high breasts, the next pair low on her rib cage, two flanking her cord scar, and two close to either side her maiden mound above the leg crease.”
“My, such a multiplicity of charms! One wonders whether to envy or despise.” Afreyt chuckled.
“Her cult’s a very popular one, Lady,” the girl replied somewhat defensively as she scrubbed away. “She commands demons, it is believed, and has enjoyed the services of Queen Frixifrax of Arilia.”
Afreyt laughed. “Truth to tell, child, I would have been inclined to rate your whole rat tale nonsense, like half the stories fed us Rime Islers dwelling on the edge of things to awe and befool us, did it not fit so well with what Fafhrd has told me about his and Captain Mouser’s greatest adventure (though there were more than one of those, to hear them talk) during the last days of Overlord Glipkerio’s reign, when there was an incursion or eruption of armed rats into Lankhmar City, along with many other weird events, and involving the unscrupulous grain merchant Hisvin and his scandalous daughter Hisvet, both the rats’ allies and bearing the same names as the two saints in your own strange tale.”
“I am grateful your Ladyship believes at least partly in my truthful account,” Fingers replied a little huffily. “I may be overcredulous, Lady, but never a liar.”
Afreyt turned around smiling. “Don’t be so formal and serious,” she chided merrily. “Give me the brush and turn your back.”
The girl complied, facing the two high horn windows to the outside, which were now whitening with the rising moon a day past full. Afreyt scraped the brush across a lump of green soap and set to work, saying, “During the twists and turns of that famous rat-man fracas in Lankhmar (it happed at least ten years ago—you’d have been still an infant at Tovilyis), the Gray Mouser had to pretend a great love for this Hisvet chit (so Fafhrd tells me), pursuing her through a series of magical size changes from Lankhmar Above down to Lankhmar Below and then back again. His true love then was a royal kitchen slave named Reetha, at least she was the one he ended up with. At that time Fafhrd’s consort was the Ghoulish warrior-maid Kreeshkra—a walking skeleton because Ghouls’ flesh’s invisible, their bones on view. Truly there are times when I don’t know if I can believe half of the things Fafhrd says, while the Mouser’s always a great liar—he boasts of it.”
“I was told Ghouls ate people,” Fingers observed, bracing her back against Afreyt’s brisk scrubbing. “And much later I heard about the latter-day rat war in Lankhmar. Friska told me about it in Ilthmar, after we’d moved there from Tovilyis, when she was warning me against believing everything the rat priests told us.”
“Friska?” Afreyt questioned, pausing in her scrubbing.
“My mother’s name when she was a slave in Quarmall before she escaped to Tovilyis, where I was born. She hasn’t always used it afterward and I don’t think I’ve mentioned it until now.”
“I see,” Afreyt said absently, as though lost in sudden thought.
“You’ve stopped doing my back,” the girl observed.
“Because it’s done,” the other said. “It’s pink all over. Tell me, child, did your mother Friska escape from Quarmall all by herself?”
“No, Lady, she had her friend Ivivis with her, whom I grew to calling aunt in Tovilyis,” Fingers explained, turning back so she faced the narrow gray door again, its outlines visible once more through the thinning steam. “They were smuggled out of Quarmall by their lovers, two mercenary warriors quitting the service of Quarmal and his two sons. The cavern world of Quarmall’s no easy place to escape from, Lady, deep, secret, and mysterious. Fugitives are recaptured or die strangely. In the ports that rim the Inner Sea—Lankhmar, Ilthmar, Kvarch Nar, Ool Hrusp—it’s deemed as fabulous a place as this Rime Isle.”
“What happened to the two mercenaries who were your mother’s and aunt’s lovers and worked their escape?” Afreyt inquired.
“Ivivis quarreled with hers, and upon reaching Tovilyis, enlisted in the Guild of Free Women. My mother was nearing her time (my time, it was) and elected to stay with her friend. Her lover (my father) left her money and swore to return some day, but of course never did.”
There was a flurry of knocking and the narrow gray door opened and closed, admitting Gale, who peered around eagerly through the thinning steam.
“Has Uncle Fafhrd flown back down from the sky?” she demanded. “Why didn’t you wake me? Those are his things outside, Aunty Afreyt!”
“Not yet,” that lady told her, “but there have been messages of sorts from him, or so it seems. After you two were sleeping, May brought me Fafhrd’s belt, which she’d found hanging on a berry bush as though fallen from the sky. Her words, though she’d not heard your tale. I sent her and others hunting and went out myself, and there were soon discovered his two boots (one on a roof) and dirk and small-ax, which had split the council hall’s weathercock.”
“He cast them down to lighten ship when he got above the fog.” Gale rushed to conclusions.
“That’s the best guess I’ve heard,” Afreyt said, reaching the dipper to Gale, handle first. “Renew the steam,” she directed. “One cup.”
The girl obeyed. There was a gentler sizzling, and warm steam came billowing up around them again.
“Maybe he’s waiting for tonight’s fog,” the girl suggested. “I’m much more worried about Uncle Mouser.”
“The digging goes on and another clue’s been unearthed—a sharpened iron tik (Lankhmar’s least coin) such as the Gray One habitually carries on his person. So Cif told me when she was here early afternoon to bathe and change, while you two were still asleep. There’d been some difficulty about the air, but your aunt took care of it.”