The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg

very sweet and pretty girl, named Nancy Hewitt, but in some way or

other the match had been broken off; the girl died, Goodson remained

a bachelor, and by-and-by became a soured one and a frank despiser

of the human species. Soon after the girl’s death the village found

out, or thought it had found out, that she carried a spoonful of

negro blood in her veins. Richards worked at these details a good

while, and in the end he thought he remembered things concerning

them which must have gotten mislaid in his memory through long

neglect. He seemed to dimly remember that it was HE that found out

about the negro blood; that it was he that told the village; that

the village told Goodson where they got it; that he thus saved

Goodson from marrying the tainted girl; that he had done him this

great service “without knowing the full value of it,” in fact

without knowing that he WAS doing it; but that Goodson knew the

value of it, and what a narrow escape he had had, and so went to his

grave grateful to his benefactor and wishing he had a fortune to

leave him. It was all clear and simple, now, and the more he went

over it the more luminous and certain it grew; and at last, when he

nestled to sleep, satisfied and happy, he remembered the whole thing

just as if it had been yesterday. In fact, he dimly remembered

Goodson’s TELLING him his gratitude once. Meantime Mary had spent

six thousand dollars on a new house for herself and a pair of

slippers for her pastor, and then had fallen peacefully to rest.

That same Saturday evening the postman had delivered a letter to

each of the other principal citizens–nineteen letters in all. No

two of the envelopes were alike, and no two of the superscriptions

were in the same hand, but the letters inside were just like each

other in every detail but one. They were exact copies of the letter

received by Richards–handwriting and all–and were all signed by

Stephenson, but in place of Richards’s name each receiver’s own name

appeared.

All night long eighteen principal citizens did what their caste-

brother Richards was doing at the same time–they put in their

energies trying to remember what notable service it was that they

had unconsciously done Barclay Goodson. In no case was it a holiday

job; still they succeeded.

And while they were at this work, which was difficult, their wives

put in the night spending the money, which was easy. During that

one night the nineteen wives spent an average of seven thousand

dollars each out of the forty thousand in the sack–a hundred and

thirty-three thousand altogether.

Next day there was a surprise for Jack Halliday. He noticed that

the faces of the nineteen chief citizens and their wives bore that

expression of peaceful and holy happiness again. He could not

understand it, neither was he able to invent any remarks about it

that could damage it or disturb it. And so it was his turn to be

dissatisfied with life. His private guesses at the reasons for the

happiness failed in all instances, upon examination. When he met

Mrs. Wilcox and noticed the placid ecstasy in her face, he said to

himself, “Her cat has had kittens”–and went and asked the cook; it

was not so, the cook had detected the happiness, but did not know

the cause. When Halliday found the duplicate ecstasy in the face of

“Shadbelly” Billson (village nickname), he was sure some neighbour

of Billson’s had broken his leg, but inquiry showed that this had

not happened. The subdued ecstasy in Gregory Yates’s face could

mean but one thing–he was a mother-in-law short; it was another

mistake. “And Pinkerton–Pinkerton–he has collected ten cents that

he thought he was going to lose.” And so on, and so on. In some

cases the guesses had to remain in doubt, in the others they proved

distinct errors. In the end Halliday said to himself, “Anyway it

roots up that there’s nineteen Hadleyburg families temporarily in

heaven: I don’t know how it happened; I only know Providence is off

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