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TOM SAWYER, DETECTIVE

“Why, Tom, you know we heard –”

“Yes, we didJ– heard a howl or two. Does that

prove anybody was killed? Course it don’t. And we

seen four men run, then this one come walking out and

we took it for a ghost. No more ghost than you are.

It was Jake Dunlap his own self, and it’s Jake Dunlap

now. He’s been and got his hair cropped, the way he

said he would, and he’s playing himself for a stranger,

just the same as he said he would. Ghost? Hum! —

he’s as sound as a nut.”

Then I see it all, and how we had took too much for

granted. I was powerful glad he didn’t get killed, and

so was Tom, and we wondered which he would like the

best — for us to never let on to know him, or how?

Tom reckoned the best way would be to go and ask

him. So he started; but I kept a little behind, because

I didn’t know but it might be a ghost, after all. When

Tom got to where he was, he says:

“Me and Huck’s mighty glad to see you again,

and you needn’t be afeared we’ll tell. And if you

think it’ll be safer for you if we don’t let on to know

you when we run across you, say the word and you’ll

see you can depend on us, and would ruther cut our

hands off than get you into the least little bit of

danger.”

First off he looked surprised to see us, and not very

glad, either; but as Tom went on he looked pleasanter,

and when he was done he smiled, and nodded his head

several times, and made signs with his hands, and says:

“Goo-goo — goo-goo,” the way deef and dummies

does.

Just then we see some of Steve Nickerson’s people

coming that lived t’other side of the prairie, so Tom

says:

“You do it elegant; I never see anybody do it

better. You’re right; play it on us, too; play it on

us same as the others; it’ll keep you in practice and

prevent you making blunders. We’ll keep away from

you and let on we don’t know you, but any time we

can be any help, you just let us know.”

Then we loafed along past the Nickersons, and of

course they asked if that was the new stranger yonder,

and where’d he come from, and what was his name,

and which communion was he, Babtis’ or Methodis’,

and which politics, Whig or Democrat, and how long

is he staying, and all them other questions that humans

always asks when a stranger comes, and animals does,

too. But Tom said he warn’t able to make anything

out of deef and dumb signs, and the same with goo-

gooing. Then we watched them go and bullyrag Jake;

because we was pretty uneasy for him. Tom said it

would take him days to get so he wouldn’t forget he

was a deef and dummy sometimes, and speak out be-

fore he thought. When we had watched long enough

to see that Jake was getting along all right and working

his signs very good, we loafed along again, allowing to

strike the schoolhouse about recess time, which was a

three-mile tramp.

I was so disappointed not to hear Jake tell about the

row in the sycamores, and how near he come to get-

ting killed, that I couldn’t seem to get over it, and

Tom he felt the same, but said if we was in Jake’s fix

we would want to go careful and keep still and not take

any chances.

The boys and girls was all glad to see us again, and

we had a real good time all through recess. Coming

to school the Henderson boys had come across the new

deef and dummy and told the rest; so all the scholars

was chuck full of him and couldn’t talk about anything

else, and was in a sweat to get a sight of him because

they hadn’t ever seen a deef and dummy in their lives,

and it made a powerful excitement.

Tom said it was tough to have to keep mum now;

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