SKIN TIGHT by Carl Hiaasen

“We need to talk.”

“Do we now?” said Dr. Ginger, missing an easy backhand. His doubles partner, a lanky, overtanned woman, shot Stranahan a dirty look.

“Just take a minute,” Stranahan said.

Dr. Ginger picked up two of the tennis balls. “Sorry, but I’m on serve.”

“No, you’re not,” Stranahan said. “And besides, that was the set.” He’d been following the match from a gazebo two courts over.

As Dr. Ginger intently bounced one of the balls between his feet, the other players picked up their monogrammed club towels and calfskin racket covers and ambled off the court.

Solemnly George Ginger said, “The tall fellow was my lawyer.”

“Every doctor should have a lawyer,” said Mick Stranahan. “Especially surgeons.”

Ginger jammed the tennis balls into the pockets of his damp white shorts. “What’s this all about?”

“Rudy Graveline.”

“I’ve heard of him.”

This was going to be fun, Stranahan thought. He loved it when they played cool.

“You worked for him at the Durkos Center,” Stranahan said to George Ginger. “Why don’t you be a nice fellow and tell me about it?”

George Ginger motioned Stranahan to follow. He picked a quiet patio table with an umbrella, not far from the pro shop.

“Who are you with?” the doctor inquired in a low voice.

“The board,” Stranahan said. Any board would do; Dr. Ginger wouldn’t press it.

After wiping his forehead for the umpteenth time, the doctor said, “There were four of us—Kelly, Greer, Shulman, and me. Graveline was the managing partner.”

“Business was good?”

“It was getting there.”

“Then why did he close the place?”

“I’m still not certain,” George Ginger said.

“But you heard rumors.”

“Yes, we heard there was a problem with a patient. The sort of problem that might bring in the state.”

“One of Rudy’s patients?”

George Ginger nodded. “A young woman is what we heard.”

“Her name?”

“I don’t know.” The doctor was quite a lousy liar.

“How bad a problem?” Stranahan went on.

“I don’t know that, either. We assumed it was a major fuckup, or else why would Graveline pull out so fast?”

“Didn’t any of you guys bother to ask?”

“Hell, no. I’ve been to court before, buddy, and it’s no damn fun. None of us wanted to get dragged down that road. Anyway, we show up for work one day and the place is empty. Later we get a certified check from Rudy with a note saying he’s sorry for the inconvenience, but good luck with our careers. Before you know it, he’s back in business at Bal Harbour—of all places—with a frigging assembly-line operation. A dozen boob jobs a day.”

Stranahan said, “Why didn’t you call him?”

“What for? Old times’ sake?”

“That certified check, it must’ve been a good one.”

“It was,” Dr. Ginger conceded, “very generous.”

Stranahan picked up the doctor’s graphite tennis racket and plucked idly at the strings. George Ginger eyed him worriedly. “Do you remember the day the police came?” Stranahan asked. “The day a young female patient disappeared from a bus bench in front of the clinic?”

“I was off that day.”

“That’s not what I asked.” Stranahan studied him through the grid of the racket strings.

“I remember hearing about it,” George Ginger said lamely.

“That happened right before Dr. Graveline split, didn’t it?”

“I think so, yes.”

Stranahan said, “You consider yourself a bright man, Dr. Ginger? Don’t look so insulted, it’s a serious question.” He put the tennis racket down on the patio table.

“I consider myself to be intelligent, yes.”

“Well, then, didn’t you wonder about the timing? A girl gets snatched from in front of your office, and a few weeks later the boss closes up shop. Could that be the fuckup you guys heard about? What do you think?”

Sourly, George Ginger said, “I can’t imagine a connection.” He picked up his tennis racket and, with a touch of pique, zipped it into its carry case.

Stranahan stood up. “Well, the important thing is, you still got your medical license. Now, where can I find the rest of the stooges?”

Dr. Ginger wrapped the towel around his neck, a real jock gesture. “Kelly moved to Michigan. Shulman’s up in Atlanta, working for some HMO. Dr. Greer is deceased, unfortunately.”

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