Chad tired of the entertainment long before that point was reached. Grinding out his second cigar with his heel he sauntered through to see how things were progressing elsewhere. The girl had gone; the hero too. God loves them, he thought. The old man was still lying in the hallway, however, clutching the gun, which he’d retrieved at some point in the proceedings. His fingers spasmed once in a while, nothing more. Chad went back into the bloody chamber, where Breer was on his knees among the meat and the cards, still chopping, and raised Tom off the floor. He was in a languid state, his lips almost blue, and it took a good deal of cajoling to get any action out of him. But Chad was a born proselytizer, and a short talk got some enthusiasm back into him. “Nothin’ we can’t do now, you know?” Chad told him. “We’re baptized men. I mean we’ve seen everything, haven’t we? There ain’t nothing in this whole wide world the Devil can fight us with, because we’ve been there. Ain’t we been there?”
Chad was high on his new-found freedom. He wanted to prove the point, and he had this fine idea-“You’ll like this, Tommy”-of doing a dump on the old man’s chest. Tom didn’t seem to care either way, and he just watched while Chad dropped his trousers to do the dirty work. His bowels would not oblige. As he started to stand upright, however, Whitehead’s eyes snapped open, and the gun fired. The bullet missed plowing into Chad’s testicles by a hairbreadth, but scored a fine red mark on the inside of his milk-white thigh, and whistled past his face to slam into the ceiling. Chad’s bowels gave then, but the old man was dead; he’d died with the shot that came so close to blowing off Chad’s manhood.
“Near thing,” Tom said, his catatonia broken by Chad’s near-mutiliation.
“Guess I’m just lucky,” the blond boy replied. Then they took their revenges as best they could, and went their way.
I’m the last of the tribe, thought Breer. When I’m gone the Razor-Eaters will be a thing of the past.
He hauled himself from the Pandemonium Hotel knowing that what coherence his body had was fast diminishing. His fingers could barely grip the petrol can he’d stolen from the boot of a car before he’d come to the hotel, and had left, awaiting these last rites, in the foyer. It was as difficult to grasp with his mind as it was with his fingers, but he did the best he could. He couldn’t name the things that sniffed at his carcass as he squatted among the rubbish; couldn’t even remember who he was, except that he had seen, once, some fine and wonderful sights.
He twisted the cap off the petrol can and spilled the contents over him as efficiently as he could. Most of the fluid simply pooled around him. Then he dropped the can and ferreted, blind, for the matches. The first and second didn’t catch. The third did. Flames instantly engulfed him. In the conflagration his body curled up, taking on that pugilistic attitude common to the victims of immolation, the joints shortening as they cooked, drawing arms and legs up into a posture of defense.
When, at last, the games went out, the dogs came to scavenge what they could. More than one of them went away yelping, however, their palates slit by a mouthful of meat in which, secreted like pearls in an oyster, were the razor blades Breer had downed like a gourmet.