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The Stainless Steel Rat Sings the Blues by Harry Harrison

“Creep up in the dark? Immobilize an armed and watchful guard? That’s a job for a combat trooper.”

“Well how do you think I got these electronic eyeballs? It will be entertaining to do a bit of work again.”

I had no choice but to agree. The Captain was proving to be an excellent ally. Working this way would be certainly a lot faster than me crawling around on my own. If he could do as he said. I had my doubts but kept them to myself. He was a gray-haired desk jockey with electric eyesight who might very well be past his sell-by date.

He wasn’t. After we landed he stepped out the door and vanished silently in the darkness. Not thirty seconds later he called to me quietly.

“Over here. You can use your light now.”

I turned on the handlight, it was really black under the almost starless sky, and saw two forms standing close together.

The light revealed a bulging-eyed shepherd seized in an unbreakable grip, a hand on his throat keeping him silent. I waggled the light under his nose.

“Listen, oh shepherd who failed his duty. The hand that holds you could just as easily have killed you. Then we could rustle all your woolly flock and eat sheot shashlik until the end of time. But I will be merciful. The hand will be removed from your filthy throat and you will not shout or you really will be dead. You will speak to me softly and answer my questions. You may now speak.”

He coughed and groaned when the pressure was released. “Demons in the darkness! Release me, do not kill me, tell me what you wish of me then go back to the pit from which you have escaped . . .”

I reached out and tweaked his nose sharply. “Shut up. Open your eyes. Look at this photograph. Let me know if you have ever seen it before.”

I held the photo close, shone the light on it. Tremearne gave a twitch of emphasis to his arm and the captive moaned his answer. “Never, no, such a thing I would remember, no-” His voice gurgled into silence and he dropped unconscious to the ground.

“Don’t these sheot shepherds ever wash?” Tremearne asked.

“Only on alternate years. Let’s get to the next one.”

We quickly worked out a routine. We would land and he would be away. Usually, by the time I had exited the launch, he would be calling me. Many a terrified shepherd slept soundly this night. But only after looking at the picture of the artifact. I dozed between visits and the back of the launch echoed with snores and heavy breathing. Only the Captain was unsleeping and tireless, seemingly as fit on the eleventh visit as he had been on the first. It was a long, long night.

I was getting groggy by the time we hit thirteen. Unlucky thirteen; get it over with and on to fourteen. Another set of bulging eyes peeking over the top of another matted beard.

“Look!” I snarled. “Speak! And moaning does not count as speaking. Ever seen this thing?”

This one gurgled instead of moaning, then yiped as his arm got twisted a bit further. It looked as though even the stolid Captain was beginning to lose his patience.

“Imp of Satan . . . work of the devil . . . I warned them, but they wouldn’t listen . . . the grave, the grave!”

“Do you have any idea of what he is babbling about?” Tremearne asked.

“There may be hope, Captain. If he is not bonkers he might have seen it. Look-see! Ever see before?”

“I told him not touch it-death and damnation were sure to follow.”

“You have seen it. All right, Cap, you can let up on the arm-but stand ready.” I rooted in my pocket and took out a handful of silver cylinders, the local money, let the light shine on them. “Hey you, Smelly, look-fedha-and all for you. All yours.”

This got his attention all right and I closed my fist tight as he groped for them. “Yours if you answer some simple questions. You will not be hurt-but only if you answer truthfully. You have seen this thing?”

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