TOM SAWYER ABROAD

bath. You have to take off your shoes when you go

in. There was crowds of men and boys in the church,

setting in groups on the stone floor and making no end

of noise — getting their lessons by heart, Tom said, out

of the Koran, which they think is a Bible, and people

that knows better knows enough to not let on. I never

see such a big church in my life before, and most awful

high, it was; it made you dizzy to look up; our

village church at home ain’t a circumstance to it; if

you was to put it in there, people would think it was a

drygoods box.

What I wanted to see was a dervish, because I was

interested in dervishes on accounts of the one that

played the trick on the camel-driver. So we found a

lot in a kind of a church, and they called themselves

Whirling Dervishes; and they did whirl, too. I never

see anything like it. They had tall sugar-loaf hats on,

and linen petticoats; and they spun and spun and

spun, round and round like tops, and the petticoats

stood out on a slant, and it was the prettiest thing I

ever see, and made me drunk to look at it. They was

all Moslems, Tom said, and when I asked him what a

Moslem was, he said it was a person that wasn’t a

Presbyterian. So there is plenty of them in Missouri,

though I didn’t know it before.

We didn’t see half there was to see in Cairo, because

Tom was in such a sweat to hunt out places that was

celebrated in history. We had a most tiresome time to

find the granary where Joseph stored up the grain

before the famine, and when we found it it warn’t

worth much to look at, being such an old tumble-down

wreck; but Tom was satisfied, and made more fuss over

it than I would make if I stuck a nail in my foot.

How he ever found that place was too many for me.

We passed as much as forty just like it before we come

to it, and any of them would ‘a’ done for me, but none

but just the right one would suit him; I never see any-

body so particular as Tom Sawyer. The minute he

struck the right one he reconnized it as easy as I would

reconnize my other shirt if I had one, but how he done

it he couldn’t any more tell than he could fly; he said

so himself.

Then we hunted a long time for the house where the

boy lived that learned the cadi how to try the case of

the old olives and the new ones, and said it was out of

the Arabian Nights, and he would tell me and Jim

about it when he got time. Well, we hunted and

hunted till I was ready to drop, and I wanted Tom to

give it up and come next day and git somebody that

knowed the town and could talk Missourian and could

go straight to the place; but no, he wanted to find it

himself, and nothing else would answer. So on we

went. Then at last the remarkablest thing happened I

ever see. The house was gone — gone hundreds of

years ago — every last rag of it gone but just one mud

brick. Now a person wouldn’t ever believe that a

backwoods Missouri boy that hadn’t ever been in that

town before could go and hunt that place over and find

that brick, but Tom Sawyer done it. I know he done

it, because I see him do it. I was right by his very

side at the time, and see him see the brick and see him

reconnize it. Well, I says to myself, how DOES he do

it? Is it knowledge, or is it instink?

Now there’s the facts, just as they happened: let

everybody explain it their own way. I’ve ciphered

over it a good deal, and it’s my opinion that some of it

is knowledge but the main bulk of it is instink. The

reason is this: Tom put the brick in his pocket to give

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