Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories by Mark Twain

in 1808, the captain was greatly surprised to find the place peopled.

Although the mutineers had fought among themselves, and gradually killed

each other off until only two or three of the original stock remained,

these tragedies had not occurred before a number of children had been

born; so in 1808 the island had a population of twenty-seven persons.

John Adams, the chief mutineer, still survived, and was to live many

years yet, as governor and patriarch of the flock. From being mutineer

and homicide, he had turned Christian and teacher, and his nation of

twenty-seven persons was now the purest and devoutest in Christendom.

Adams had long ago hoisted the British flag and constituted his island an

appanage of the British crown.

To-day the population numbers ninety persons–sixteen men, nineteen

women, twenty-five boys, and thirty girls–all descendants of the

mutineers, all bearing the family names of those mutineers, and all

speaking English, and English only. The island stands high up out of the

sea, and has precipitous walls. It is about three-quarters of a mile

long, and in places is as much as half a mile wide. Such arable land as

it affords is held by the several families, according to a division made

many years ago. There is some live stock–goats, pigs, chickens, and

cats; but no dogs, and no large animals. There is one church-building

used also as a capitol, a schoolhouse, and a public library. The title

of the governor has been, for a generation or two, “Magistrate and Chief

Ruler, in subordination to her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain.” It

was his province to make the laws, as well as execute them. His office

was elective; everybody over seventeen years old had a vote–no matter

about the sex.

The sole occupations of the people were farming and fishing; their sole

recreation, religious services. There has never been a shop in the

island, nor any money. The habits and dress of the people have always

been primitive, and their laws simple to puerility. They have lived in a

deep Sabbath tranquillity, far from the world and its ambitions and

vexations, and neither knowing nor caring what was going on in the mighty

empires that lie beyond their limitless ocean solitudes. Once in three

or four years a ship touched there, moved them with aged news of bloody

battles, devastating epidemics, fallen thrones, and ruined dynasties,

then traded them some soap and flannel for some yams and breadfruit, and

sailed away, leaving them to retire into their peaceful dreams and pious

dissipations once more.

On the 8th of last September, Admiral de Horsey, commander-in-chief of

the British fleet in the Pacific, visited Pitcairn’s Island, and speaks

as follows in his official report to the admiralty:

They have beans, carrots, turnips, cabbages, and a little maize;

pineapples, fig trees, custard-apples, and oranges; lemons, and

cocoanuts. Clothing is obtained alone from passing ships, in barter

for refreshments. There are no springs on the island, but as it

rains generally once a month they have plenty of water, although at

times in former years they have suffered from drought. No alcoholic

liquors, except for medicinal purposes, are used, and a drunkard is

unknown….

The necessary articles required by the islanders are best shown by

those we furnished in barter for refreshments: namely, flannel,

serge, drill, half-boots, combs, tobacco, and soap. They also stand

much in need of maps and slates for their school, and tools of any

kind are most acceptable. I caused them to be supplied from the

public stores with a Union jack: for display on the arrival of

ships, and a pit-saw, of which they were greatly in need. This, I

trust, will meet the approval of their lordships. If the munificent

people of England were only aware of the wants of this most

deserving little colony, they would not long go unsupplied….

Divine service is held every Sunday at 10.30 A.M. and at 3 P.M.,

in the house built and used by John Adams for that purpose until he

died in 1829. It is conducted strictly in accordance with the

liturgy of the Church of England, by Mr. Simon Young, their selected

pastor, who is much respected. A Bible class is held every

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