Jonathan was jubilant of course, once he discovered that the place wasn’t even to be found on the map; he seemed to feel instantly exonerated. The blame for our being here wasn’t his any longer, it was the map-makers’: he wasn’t going to be held responsible for our being beached if the mound wasn’t even marked on the charts. The apologetic expression he’d worn since our unscheduled arrival was replaced with a look of self-satisfaction.
‘You can’t avoid a place that doesn’t exist, can you?’ he crowed. ‘I mean, can you?’
‘You could have used the eyes God gave you,’ Ray flung back at him; but Jonathan wasn’t about to be cowed by reasonable criticism.
‘It was so sudden, Raymond,’ he said. ‘I mean, in this mist I didn’t have a chance. It was on top of us before I knew it.’
It had been sudden, no two ways about that. I’d been in the galley preparing breakfast, which had become my responsibility since neither Angela nor Jonathan showed any enthusiasm for the
task, when the hull of the ‘Emmanuelle’ grated on shingle, then ploughed her way, juddering, up on to the stony beach. There was a moment’s silence: then the shouting began. I climbed up out of the galley to find Jonathan standing on deck, grinning sheepishly and waving his arms around to semaphore his innocence.
‘Before you ask,’ he said, ‘I don’t know how it happened. One minute we were just coasting along – ‘
‘Oh Jesus Christ all-fucking Mighty,’ Ray was clambering out of the cabin, hauling a pair of jeans on as he did so, and looking much the worse for a night in a bunk with Angela. I’d had the questionable honour of listening to her orgasms all night; she was certainly demanding. Jonathan began his defence-speech again from the beginning: ‘Before you ask – ‘, but Ray silenced him with a few choice insults. I retreated into the confines of the galley while the argument raged on deck. It gave me no small satisfaction to hear Jonathan slanged; I even hoped Ray would lose his cool enough to bloody that perfect hook nose.
The galley was a slop bucket. The breakfast I’d been preparing was all over the floor and I left it there, the yolks of the eggs, the gammon and the french toasts all congealing in pools of spilt fat. It was Jonathan’s fault; let him clear it up. I poured myself a glass of grapefruit juice, waited until the recriminations died down, and went back up.
It was barely two hours after dawn, and the mist that had shrouded this island from Jonathan’s view still covered the sun. If today was anything like the week that we’d had so far, by noon the deck would be too hot to step on barefoot, but now, with the mist still thick, I felt cold wearing just the bottom of my bikini. It didn’t matter much, sailing amongst the islands, what you wore. There was no one to see you. I’d got the best all over tan I’d ever had. But this morning the chill drove me back below to find a sweater. There was no wind: the cold was coming up out of the sea. It’s still night down there, I thought, just a few yards off the beach; limitless night.
I pulled on a sweater, and went back on deck. The maps were out, and Ray was bending over them. His bare back was peeling from an excess of sun, and I could see the bald patch he tried to hide in his dirty-yellow curls. Jonathan was staring at the beach and stroking his nose.
‘Christ, what a place,’ I said.
He glanced at me, trying a smile. He had this illusion, poor Jonathan, that his face could charm a tortoise out of its shell, and to be fair to him there were a few women who melted if he so much as looked at them. I wasn’t one of them, and it irritated him. I’d always thought his Jewish good looks too bland to be beautiful. My indifference was a red rag to him.
A voice, sleepy and pouting, drifted up from below deck. Our Lady of the Bunk was awake at last: time to make her late entrance, coyly wrapping a towel around her nakedness as she emerged. Her face was puffed up with too much red wine, and her hair needed a comb through it. Still she turned on the radiance, eyes wide, Shirley Temple with cleavage.