I’ll bet the mother ship is directly overhead, Herb Asher said to himself. It’s beaming Fiddler on the Roof down at me with its psychotronic gun. As a joke.
He got up from his bunk, walked unsteadily to his board and
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examined his number-three radar screen. The mother ship, according to the screen, was nowhere around. So that wasn’t it.
Damndest thing, he thought. He could see with his own eyes that his audio system had correctly shut down, and still the sound oozed around the dome. And it didn’t seem to emanate from one particular spot; it seemed to manifest itself equally everywhere.
Seated at his board he contacted the mother ship. “Are you transmitting Fiddler on the Roof?” he asked the ship’s operator circuit.
A pause. Then, “Yes, we have a video tape of Fiddler on the Roof, with Topol, Norma Crane, Molly Picon, Paul-”
“No,” he broke in. “What are you getting from Fomalhaut right now? Anything with all strings?”
“Oh, you’re Station Five. The Linda Fox man.”
“Is that how I’m known?” Asher said.
“We will comply. Prepare to receive at high speed two new Linda Fox aud tapes. Are you set to record?”
“I’m asking about another matter,” Asher said.
“We are now transmitting at high speed. Thank you.” The mother ship’s operator circuit shut off; Herb Asher found himself listening to vastly speeded-up sounds as the mother ship com- plied with a request he had not made.
When the transmission from the mother ship ceased he contacted its operator circuit again. “I’m getting ‘Matchmaker, Matchmaker’ for ten hours straight,” he said. “I’m sick of it. Are you bouncing a signal off someone’s relay shield?”
The operator circuit of the mother ship said, “It is my job continually to bounce signals off somebody’s-”
“Over and out,” Herb Asher said, and cut the circuit of the mother ship off.
Through the port of his dome he made out a bent figure shuffling across the frozen wasteland. An autochthon gripping a meager bundle; it was on some errand.
Pressing the switch of the external bullhorn, Herb Asher said, “Step in here a minute, Clem.” This was the name the human settlers had given to the autochthons, to all of them, since they all looked alike. “I need a second opinion.”
The autochthon, scowling, shuffled to the hatch of the dome and signaled for entry. Herb Asher activated the hatch mechanism and the intermediate membrane dropped into place. The autochthon disappeared inside. A moment later the displeased autochthon stood within the dome, shaking off methane crystals and glowering at Herb Asher.
Getting out his translating computer, Asher spoke to the autochthon. “This will take just a moment.” His analog voice issued from the instrument in a series of clicks and clacks. “I’m getting audio interference that I can’t shut off. Is it something your people are doing? Listen.”
The autochthon listened, his rootlike face twisted and dark. Finally he spoke, and his voice, in English, assumed an unusual harshness. “I hear nothing.”
“You’re lying,” Herb Asher said.
The autochthon said, “I am not lying. Perhaps your mind has gone, due to isolation.”
“I thrive on isolation. Anyhow I’m not isolated.” He had, after all, the Fox to keep him company.
“I’ve seen it happen,” the autochthon said. “Domers like you suddenly imagine voices and shapes.”
Herb Asher got out his stereo microphones, turned on his tape recorder and watched the VU meters. They showed nothing. He turned the gain up to full. Still the VU meters remained idle; their needles did not move. Asher coughed and at once both needles swung wildly and the overload diodes flashed red. Well, the tape recorder simply was not picking up the soupy string music, for some reason. He was more perplexed than ever. The autochthon, seeing all this, smiled.
Into the stereo microphones Asher said distinctly, ” ‘0 tell me all about Anna Livia! I want to hear all about Anna Livia. Well, you know Anna Livia? Yes, of course, we all know Anna Livia. Tell me all. Tell me now. You’ll die when you hear. Well, you know, when the old cheb went futt and did what you know. Yes, I know, go on. Wash quit and don’t be dabbling. Tuck up your sleeves and loosen your talktapes. And don’t butt me- hike !-when you bend. Or whatever-‘”
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“What is this?” the autochthon said, listening to the translation into his own tongue. Grinning, Herb Asher said, “A famous Terran book. ‘Look, look, the dusk is growing. My branches lofty are taking root. And my cold cher’s gone ashley. Fieluhr? Filou! What age is at? It saon is late. ‘Tis endless now senne- “The man is mad,” the autochthon said, and turned toward the hatch, to leave.
“It’s Finnegans Wake,” Herb Asher said. “I hope the translating computer got it for you. ‘Can’t hear with the waters of. The chittering waters of. Flittering bats, fieldmice bawk talk. Ho! Are you not gone ahome? What Thom Malone? Can’t hear-‘
The autochthon had left, convinced of Herb Asher’s insanity. Asher watched him through the port; the autochthon strode away from the dome in indignation. Again pressing the switch of the external bullhorn, Herb Asher yelled after the retreating figure, “You think James Joyce was crazy, is that what you think? Okay; then explain to me how come he mentions ‘talktapes’ which means audio tapes in a book he wrote starting in 1922 and which he completed in 1939. Before there were tape recorders! You call that crazy? He also has them sitting around a TV set-in a book started four years after World War I. I think Joyce was a- The autochthon had disappeared over a ridge. Asher released the switch on the external bullhorn.
It’s impossible that James Joyce could have mentioned ‘talk- tapes” in his writing, Asher thought. Someday I’m going to get my article published; I’m going to prove that Finnegans Wake is an information pool based on computer memory systems that didn’t exist until a century after James Joyce’s era; that Joyce was plugged into a cosmic consciousness from which he derived the inspiration for his entire corpus of work. I’ll be famous forever.
What must it have been like, he wondered, to actually hear Cathy Berberian read from Ulysses? If only she had recorded the whole book. But, he realized, we have Linda Fox.
His tape recorder was still on, still recording. Aloud, Herb Asher said, “I shall say the hundred-letter thunder word.” The needles of the VU meters swung obediently. “Here I go,” Asher said, and took a deep breath. ‘This is the hundred-letter thunder word from Finnegans Wake. I forget how it goes.” He went to the bookshelf and got down the cassette of Finnegans Wake. “I shall not recite it from memory,” he said, inserting the cassette and rolling it to the first page of the text. “It is the longest word in the English language,” he said. “It is the sound made when the primordial schism occurred in the cosmos, when part of the damaged cosmos fell into darkness and evil. Originally we had the Garden of Eden, as Joyce points out. Joyce-”
His radio sputtered on. The foodman was contacting him, telling him to prepare to receive a shipment. “…awake?” the radio said. Hopefully.
Contact with another human. Herb Asher shrank involun- tarily. Oh Christ, he thought. He trembled. No, he thought.
Please no.
The Divine Invasion
CHAPTER 2
You can tell they’re after you, Herb Asher said to himself, when they bore through the ceiling. The foodman, the most important of the several supplymen, had unscrewed the roof lock of the dome and was descending the ladder.
“Food ration comtrix,” the audio transducer of his radio announced. “Start rebolting procedure.”
“Rebolting underway,” Asher said.
The speaker said, “Put helmet on.”
“Not necessary,” Asher said. He made no move to pick up his helmet; his atmosphere flow rate would compensate for the loss during the foodman’s entry: he had redesigned it.
An alarm bell in the dome’s autonomic wiring sounded.
“Put your helmet on!” the foodman said angrily.
The alarm bell ceased complaining; the pressure had restabilized. At that, the foodman grimaced. He popped his helmet and then began to unload cartons from his comtrix.
“We are a hardy race,” Asher said, helping him.
“You have amped up everything,” the foodman said; like all the rovers who serviced the domes he was sturdily built and he moved rapidly. It was not a safe job operating a comtrix shuttle between mother ships and the domes of CY3O II. He knew it and Asher knew it. Anybody could sit in a dome; few people could function outside.
“Can I sit down for a while?” the foodman said, when his work had ended.
“All I have is a cupee of Kaff,” Asher said.
“That’ll do. I haven’t drunk real coffee since I got here. And that was long before you got here.” The foodman seated himself at the dining module service area.