The local throng of Clems had explained it to him when the interference had first set in several months ago. In the old days before humans had migrated to the CY3O-CY3OB star system, the autochthonic population had worshiped a mountain deity named Yah, whose abode, the autochthons had explained, was the little mountain on which Herb Asher’s dome had been erected.
His incoming microwave and psychotronic signals had gotten cooked by Yah every now and then, much to his displeasure. And when no signals were coming in, Yah lit up his screens with faint but obviously sentient driblets of information. Herb Asher had spent a long time fussing with his equipment, trying to screen out this interference, but with no success. He had studied his manuals and erected shields, but to no avail.
This, however, was the first time that Yah had wrecked a Linda Fox tune. Which, as far as Asher was concerned, put thematter over a crucial line.
The fact of the matter was, whether it was healthy or not, he was totally dependent on the Fox.
He had long maintained an active fantasy life dealing with the Fox. He and Linda Fox lived on Earth, in California, at one of the beach towns in the Southland (unspecified beyond that). Herb Asher surfed and the Fox thought he was wonderful. It was like a living commercial for beer. They had campouts on the beach with their friends; the girls walked around nude from the waist up; the portable radio was always tuned to a twenty-four-hour no-commercials-at-all rock station.
However, the truly spiritual was what mattered most; the topless girls at the beach were simply-well, not vital but pleasant. The total package was highly spiritual. It was amazing how spiri- tual an elaborated beer commercial could get.
And, at the peak of it all, the Dowland songs. The beauty of the universe lay not in the stars figured into it but in the music generated by human minds, human voices, human hands. Vibrolutes mixed on an intricate board by experts, and the voice of Fox. He thought, I know what I must have to keep on going. My job is my delight: I transcribe this and I broadcast it and they pay me. ‘This is the Fox,” Linda Fox said.
Herb Asher switched the video to holo, and a cube formed in which Linda Fox smiled at him. Meanwhile, the drums spun at furious speed, getting hour upon hour into his permanent possession.
“You are with the Fox,” she declared, “and the Fox is with you.” She pinned him with her gaze, the hard, bright eyes. The diamond face, feral and wise, feral and true; this is the Fox / Speaking to you. He smiled back.
“Hi, Fox,” he said.
“Your behind,” the Fox said.
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Well, that explained the soupy string music, the endless Fiddler on the Roof. Yah was responsible. Herb Asher’s dome had been infiltrated by the ancient local deity who obviously be- grudged the human settlers the electronic activity that they had brought. I got bugs all in my meal, Herb Asher thought, and I got deities all in my reception. I ought to move off this mountain. What a rinky-dink mountain it is anyhow-no more, really, than a slight hill. Let Yah have it back. The autochthons can start serving up roasted goat meat to the deity once more. Except that all the autochthonic goats had died out, and, along with them, the ritual.
Anyhow his incoming transmission was ruined. He did not have to replay it to know. Yah had cooked the signal before it reached the recording heads; this was not the first time, and the contamination always got onto the tape.
Thus I might as well say fuck it, he said to himself. And ring up the sick girl in the next dome.
He dialed her code, feeling no enthusiasm.
It took Rybys Rommey an amazingly long time to respond to his signal, and as he sat noting the signal-register on his own board he thought, Is she finished? Or did they come and forcibly evacuate her?
24 Philip K. Dick The Divine Invasion
His microscreen showed vague colors. Visual static, nothing more. And then there she was.
“Did I wake you up?” he said. She seemed so slowed down, so torpid. Perhaps, he thought, she’s sedated.
“No. I was shooting myself in the ass.”
“What?” he said, startled. Was Yah screwing him over once again, cooking his signal? But she had said it, all right.
Rybys said, “Chemotherapy. I’m not doing too well.”
But what an uncanny coincidence, he thought. Your behind and shooting myself in the ass. I’m in an eerie world, he thought. Things are behaving funny.
“I just now taped a terrific Linda Fox concert,” he said. “I’ll be broadcasting it in the next few days. It’ll cheer you up.”
Her slightly swollen face showed no response. “It’s too bad we’re stuck in these domes. I wish we could visit one another. The foodman was just here. In fact he brought me my medication. It’s effective but it makes me throw up.”
Herb Asher thought, I wish I hadn’t called.
“Is there any way you could visit me?” Rybys said.
“I have no portable air, none at all.” It was of course a lie.
“I have,” Rybys said.
In panic he said, “But if you’re sick-”
“I can make it over to your dome.”
“What about your station? What if data come in that-”
“I’ve got a beeper I can bring with me.” Presently he said, “OK.”
“It would mean a lot to me, someone to sit with for a little while. The foodman stays like half an hour, but that’s as long as he can. You know what he told me? There’s been an outbreak of a form of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis on CY3O VI. It must be a virus. This whole condition is a virus. Christ, I’d hate to have amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. This is like the Mariana form.”
“Is it contagious?” Herb Asher said.
She did not answer directly; she said, “What I have can be cured.” Obviously she wanted to reassure him. “If the virus is around… I won’t come over; it’s okay.” She nodded and reached to shut off her transmitter. “I’m going to lie down,” she said, “and get more sleep. With this you’re supposed to sleep as much as you can. I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Good-bye.”
“Come over,” he said.
Brightening, she said, “Thank you.”
“But be sure you bring your beeper. I have a hunch a lot of telemetric confirms are going to–”
“Oh, fuck the telemetric confirms!” Rybys said, with venom. “I’m so sick of being stuck in this goddam dome! Aren’t you going bugward sitting around watching tape-drums turn and little meters and gauges and shit?”
“I think you should go back home,” he said. “To the Sol System.”
“No,” she said, more calmly. “I’m going to follow exactly the M.E.D. instructions for my chemotherapy and beat this fucking M.S. I’m not going home. I’ll come over and fix you dinner. I’m a good cook. My mother was Italian and my father is Chicano so I spice everything I fix, except you can’t get the spices out here. But I figured out how to beat that with different synthetics. I’ve been experimenting.”
Herb Asher said, “In this concert I’m going to be broadcasting, the Fox does a version of Dowland’s ‘Shall I Sue.’
“A song about litigation?”
“No. ‘Sue’ in the sense of to pay court to or woo. In matters of love.” And then he realized that she was putting him on.
“Do you want to know what I think of the Fox?” Rybys said. “Recycled sentimentality, which is the worst kind of sentimentality; it isn’t even original. And she looks like her face is on upside down. She has a mean mouth.”
“I like her,” he said, stiffly; he felt himself becoming mad, really mad. I’m supposed to help you? he asked himself. Run the risk of catching what you have so you can insult the Fox?
“I’ll fix you beef Stroganoff with parsley noodles,” Rybys said.
“I’m doing fine,” he said.
Hesitating, she said in a low, faltering voice, ‘Then you don’t want me to come over?”
“I-” he said.
26 Philip K. Dick
Rybys said, “I’m very frightened, Mr. Asher. Fifteen minutes from now I’m going to be throwing up from the I-V Neurotoxite. But I don’t want to be alone. I don’t want to give up my dome and I don’t want to be by myself. I’m sorry if I offended you. It’s just that to me the Fox is a joke. She is a joke media personality. She is pure hype. I won’t say anything more; I promise.”
“Do you have the-” He amended what he intended to say. “Are you sure it won’t be too much for you, fixing dinner?”
“I’m stronger now than I will be,” she said. “I’ll be getting weaker for a long time.”