“Any thoughts about Professor Devane?”
“Nope.”
“What about the committee?”
“I told you, big joke.”
“How so?”
“Hauling people in like some kind of kangaroo court. One person’s word against the other’s. I don’t know how many other guys got hassled, but if their cases were as stupid as mine, you’ve got plenty of pissed-off people. Maybe one of them offed Professor Devane.”
“But you have an alibi.”
He lowered the drink to the bench. It hit hard and some soda splashed onto the stone. “Thank God I do. Because for weeks after the hearing I was pissed at her. But you know us good little Chinese boys—play with computers, never get violent.”
I said nothing.
“Anyway, I’m over the whole thing and to prove it, I see that girl on campus all the time, just walk by, shine her on. And that’s the way I eventually felt about Professor Devane. Forget about her, get on with things.”
“So you felt victimized,” I said.
“Yeah, but it was partly my own fault. I should have checked with Dad first before showing up. He told me she had no right to do that to me.”
“Why’d you go?”
“A letter comes to you on official University stationery, what would you do? How many other guys were involved?”
“Sorry,” I said, “I’m not talking to them about you, either.”
He blinked. “Yeah, okay, better to forget the whole thing.”
He picked up the books and stood. “That’s all I’ve got to say. I’m probably in trouble already for talking to you without checking with Dad. You want the photos, contact him. Allan D. Huang. Curtis, Ballou, Semple, and Huang.” He shot off a downtown address on Seventh Street and a phone number and I copied them down.
“Anything else you want to tell me, Patrick?”
“About the committee?”
“The committee, Professor Devane, Deborah Brittain, anything.”
“What’s to tell? Devane was hard as nails. Good at twisting words. And her agenda was clear: All men are scum.”
“What about the other judges?”
“Mostly they just sat there like dummies. It was her show—and that’s what it was, a show. Like one of those improv things where they call you up from the audience and make a fool out of you. Only this was real.”
His free hand balled. “She actually asked me if I’d gone to college for the purpose of finding women to harass. All because I helped that girl. Sucks, huh? Well, bye, time to hitch up the ricksha.”
Deborah Brittain’s math class was long over and her schedule said she had nothing more today. She lived off-campus, in Sherman Oaks, so I hiked to North Campus to find Reed Muscadine.
MacManus Hall was an unobtrusive pink building with auditoriums on the ground floor. Performance Seminar 201B, now two-thirds over, was held in the Wiley Theater at the back. The blond maple double doors were unlocked and I slipped through. Lights off, maybe fifty rows of padded seats facing a blue-lit stage.
As my eyes adjusted, I made out a dozen or so people, scattered around the room. No one turned as I walked toward the front.
Up on the stage were two people, sitting on hard wooden chairs, hands on knees, staring into each other’s eyes.
I took an aisle seat in the third row and watched. The couple onstage didn’t budge, the sparse audience remained inert, and the theater was silent.
Two more minutes of nothing.
Five minutes, six . . . group hypnosis?
Tough job market for actors so maybe the U was training them to be department-store mannequins.
Five more minutes passed before a man in the front row stood up and snapped his fingers. Pudgy and bald, tiny eyeglasses, black turtleneck, baggy green cords.
The couple got up and walked offstage in opposite directions. Another pair came on. Women. They sat.
Assumed the position.
More nothing.
My eyes were accustomed to the darkness and I scanned the audience, trying to guess which young man was Muscadine. Hopeless. I looked at my watch. Over an hour to go and spending it in Static Heaven was threatening to put me to sleep.
I walked quietly to the front row and sat down next to the bald finger-snapper.