‘Heading 160. Leaving 6 for 3,000, roger.’
‘And be aware we still got some nasty weather down here.’
‘Roger,’ Dees said, thinking that ole Farmer John, down there in whatever beer-barrel passed for Air Traffic Control in Wilmington, was sure one hell of a sport to tell him that. He knew there was still nasty weather in the area; he could see the thunderheads, some with lightning still going off inside them like giant fireworks, and he had spent the last forty minutes or so circling and feeling more like a man in a blender than one in a twin-engine Beechcraft.
He flicked off the autopilot, which had been taking him around and around the same stupid patch of now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t North Carolina farmland for far too long, and grabbed a handful of wheel. No cotton down there, high or otherwise, that he could see. Just a bunch of used-up tobacco patches now overgrown with kudzu. Dees was happy to point his plane’s nose toward Wilmington and start down the ramp, monitored by pilot, ATC, and tower, for the ILS
approach.
He picked up the microphone, thought about giving ole Farmer John there a yell, asking him if there happened to be anything weird going on downstairs — the dark-and-stormy-night kind of stuff Inside View readers loved, perhaps — then racked the mike again. It was still awhile until sunset; he had verified the official Wilmington time on his way down from Washington National. No, he thought, maybe he’d just keep his questions to himself for a little while longer.
Dees believed the Night Flier was a real vampire about as much as he believed it was the Tooth Fairy who had put all those quarters under his pillow when he was a kid, but if the guy thought he was a vampire — and this guy, Dees was convinced, really did — that would probably be enough to make him conform to the rules.
Life, after all, imitates art.
Count Dracula with a private pilot’s license.
You had to admit, Dees thought, it was a lot better than killer penguins plotting the overthrow of the human race.
The Beech jounced as he passed through a thick membrane of cumulus on his steady downward course. Dees cursed and trimmed the plane, which seemed increasingly unhappy with the weather.
You and me both, babes, Dees thought.
When he came into the clear again, he could see the lights of Wilmington and Wrightsville Beach clearly.
Yes, sir, the fatties who shop at 7-Eleven are gonna love this one, he thought as lightning flashed on the port side. They’re gonna pick up about seventy zillion copies of this baby when they go out for their nightly ration of Twinkies and beer.
But there was more, and he knew it.
This one could be . . . well . . . just so goddam good.
This one could be legitimate.
There was a time when a word like that never would have crossed your mind, ole buddy, he thought. Maybe you are burning out.
Still, big stacked headlines danced in his head like sugarplums. INSIDE VIEW REPORTER
APPREHENDS CRAZED NIGHT FLIER. EXCLUSIVE STORY ON HOW BLOOD-DRINKING NIGHT FLIER WAS
FINALLY CAUGHT. ‘NEEDED TO HAVE IT,’ DEADLY DRACULA DECLA RES.
It wasn’t exactly grand opera — Dees had to admit that — but he thought it sang just the same.
He thought it sang like a boid.
He picked up the mike after all and depressed the button. He knew his blood-buddy was still down there, but he also knew he wasn’t going to be comfortable until he had made absolutely sure.
‘Wilmington, this is N471B. You still got a Skymaster 337 from Maryland down there on the ramp?’
Through static: ‘Looks like it, old hoss. Can’t talk just now. I got air traffic.’
‘Has it got red piping?’ Dees persisted.
For a moment he thought he would get no answer, then: ‘Red piping, roger. Kick it off, N471B, if you don’t want me to see if I can slap an FCC fine on y’all. I got too many fish to fry tonight and not enough skillets.’
‘Thanks, Wilmington,’ Dees said in his most courteous voice. He hung up the mike and then gave it the finger, but he was grinning, barely noticing the jolts as he passed through another membrane of cloud. Skymaster, red piping, and he was willing to bet next year’s salary that if the doofus in the tower hadn’t been so busy, he would have been able to confirm the tail-number as well: N101BL.
One week, by Christ, one little week. That was all it had taken. He had found the Night Flier, it wasn’t dark yet, and as impossible as it seemed, there were no police on the scene. If there had been cops, and if they had been there concerning the Cessna, Farmer John almost certainly would have said so, sky-jam and bad weather or not. Some things were just too good not to gossip about.
I want your picture, you bastard, Dees thought. Now he could see the approach lights, flashing white in the dusk. I’ll get your story in time, but first, the picture. Just one, but I gotta have it.
Yes, because it was the picture that made it real. No fuzzy out-of-focus lightbulbs; no ‘artist’s conception’; a real by-God photo in living black-and-white. He headed down more steeply, ignoring the descent beep. His face was pale and set. His lips were pulled back slightly, revealing small, gleaming white teeth.
In the combined light of dusk and the instrument panel, Richard Dees looked quite a little bit like a vampire himself.
3
There were many things Inside View was not — literate, for one, over-concerned with such minor matters as accuracy and ethics, for another — but one thing was undeniable: it was exquisitely attuned to horrors. Merton Morrison was a bit of an asshole (although not as much of one as Dees had thought when he’d first seen the man smoking that dumb fucking pipe of his), but Dees had to give him one thing – he had remembered the things that had made Inside View a success in the first place: buckets of blood and guts by the handful.
Oh, there were still pictures of cute babies, plenty of psychic predictions, and Wonder Diets featuring such unlikely ingestibles as beer, chocolate, and potato chips, but Morrison had sensed a sea-change in the temper of the times, and had never once questioned his own judgement about
the direction the paper should take. Dees supposed that confidence was the main reason Morrison had lasted as long as he had, in spite of his pipe and his tweed jackets from Asshole Brothers of London. What Morrison knew was that the flower children of the sixties had grown into the cannibals of the nineties. Huggy therapy, political correctness, and ‘the language of feelings’ might be big deals among the intellectual upper class, but the ever-popular common man was still a lot more interested in mass murders, buried scandals in the lives of the stars, and just how Magic Johnson had gotten AIDS.
Dees had no doubt there was still an audience for All Things Bright and Beautiful, but the one for All Shit Grim and Gory had become a growth stock again as the Woodstock Generation began to discover gray in its hair and lines curving down from the corners of its petulant, self-indulgent mouth. Merton Morrison, whom Dees now recognized as a kind of intuitive genius, had made his own inside view clear in a famous memo issued to all staff and stringers less than a week after he and his pipe had taken up residence in the corner office. By all means, stop and smell the roses on your way to work, this memo suggested, but once you get to there, spread those nostrils — spread them wide — and start sniffing for blood and guts.
Dees, who had been made for sniffing blood and guts, had been delighted. His nose was the reason he was here, flying into Wilmington. There was a human monster down there, a man who thought he was a vampire. Dees had a name all picked out for him; it burned in his mind as a valuable coin might burn in a man’s pocket. Soon he would take the coin out and spend it. When he did, the name would be plastered across the tabloid display racks of every supermarket checkout counter in America, screaming at the patrons in unignorable sixty-point type.
Look out, ladies and sensation seekers, Dees thought. You don’t know it, but a very bad man is coming your way. You’ll read his real name and forget it, but that’s okay. What you’ll remember is my name for him, the name that’s going to put him right up there with Jack the Ripper and the Cleveland Torso Murderer and the Black Dahlia. You’ll remember the Night Flier, coming soon to a checkout counter near you. The exclusive story, the exclusive interview . . . but what I want most of all is the exclusive picture.