Phule’s Paradise by Robert Asprin

“Well, I think we’re about ready as we’ll ever be,” Rembrandt confirmed.

“I notice that I have not been included in any of your planning,” the butler said, “and I do appreciate that. I believe my employer would be most distressed if he thought I was attempting to assume a place in the company chain of command.”

The Lieutenant smiled. “Don’t worry. You’re considered a civilian for this one-strictly noncombatant.”

“Quite … well, not quite.” Beeker frowned. “That’s what I wished to speak to you about. You see, I feel my own course of action in this situation is quite clear, nor is it likely that anyone could dissuade me from it. I thought, however, that you should be made aware of exactly what it is I intend to do, so that you could take it into account in your planning or, perhaps, even interphase with it.”

Leaning close, the butler launched into an explanation of his thoughts. At first, Rembrandt frowned, shaking her head slightly, but as Beeker continued speaking, a slow, broad smile crept across her face.

As I have mentioned throughout this account, my role in this campaign was larger than normal, and never so noticeable as it was for the rescue attempt. I would hasten to clarify, however, that this did not mean I joined the Space Legion, even on a temporary basis, and was therefore never under their command or control. I am a butler, and owe my loyalties to a single, chosen individual, and the idea of accepting assigned authority has always been abhorrent to me. If anything. I prefer to think that the Space Legion temporarily joined me.