The rowdy element was a major Pacific storm front that crashed the party about noon, led by skirmishers of rain and the rumble of approaching thunders, followed directly by the main assault force: a hard, cold, wind-driven deluge. By that time the bride and groom had sneaked out been spirited to the depot by one of the numerous Saaris-and were on their way to Hood River for a five-night stay at the palatial Columbia Gorge Hotel. Transportation, lodging, meals, and money for tips were wedding gifts from Helmi, who held significant stock in the resort.
The storm overtook them on a train in the terminal yard at Portland, and they arrived at Hood River in a downpour. A redcap hustled their luggage to a hotel limo, and Curtis tipped him (he’d been coached by Helmi on tipping etiquette), then the grinning couple rode to the hotel.
A doorman met them under the entrance canopy, whistled for a bellman, and thanked Macurdy for the tip, making him feel like nobility. The bellman deposited their luggage in their room, and Curtis tipped him. By that time a maid arrived, and lit the gas fireplace. After Macurdy had tipped her, the couple found themselves alone.
First they explored the room big bed, fireplace, comfortable chairs, drop-leaf table, luxurious sofa, a bathroom with a very large tub, and Fench doors opening onto a (just then) rain-lashed balcony overlooking a dimly seen, rain-lashed Columbia River. Then they busied themselves briefly with unpacking their suitcases (also gifts from Helmi), and hanging up their clothes. When they’d finished, they went back to the French doors, and holding hands, watched the storm.
After a minute, Mary rested her head on Curtis’s shoulder, and turning, he put his hands on her arms and kissed her, gently at first, then more passionately. She’d rehearsed this moment in her mind, but found herself abandoning the script, unbuttoning her husband’s shirt, kissing his chest. Next she found herself cutting short the sofa scene before the fire. “Curtis,” she murmured, “let’s take off our clothes.””That’s a wonderful idea.”
That didn’t take long either, even with frequent glances at each other. Pants, shirt, dress, undergarments, stockings were draped over the back of the sofa. Then, slowly, glowing, they went to each other and embraced, feeling the other’s body against their own, lips meeting, tenderly now.
“You’re beautiful, Curtis,” she breathed.
He chuckled. “I’m the one supposed to say that.”
“Am I really? Beautiful?”
“As beautiful as any man could hope for.”
She stepped back and pulled the covers to the foot of the bed. “The beautiful Mrs. Curtis Macurdy wants her gorgeous husband to make love to her.”
“Mr. Macurdy’s been looking forward to this,” he answered. Again they embraced, kissing, then lay down together.
Both had learned from their tutors, and Curtis from his previous wives. Both were also naturally talented, and each loved the other very much. They spent the rest of the afternoon in bed, or soaking in the tub, or petting on the sofa in front of the fire.
Finally they dressed again and went down to supper. Afterward they danced, something they’d learned during their brief engagement. On their way back to the elevator, the bell captain asked if they’d like a beverage in their room, compliments of the hotel, and Macurdy said yes.
It arrived almost as soon as they did-champagne, with an ice bucket and long-stemmed glasses. Mary had never drunk before; the bubbles went up her nose, and she got the giggles. It was late before they slept.
It was nearly 10 AM when they awoke, languorous and somewhat sore, their morning kisses soft and loving, but not passionate. They ate breakfast by a window in the hotel restaurant, overlooking a river mostly in sunlight, the storm having migrated east to Idaho. Curtis, feeling experimental as well as famished, discovered cheese blintzes, and told Mary he hoped she’d learn to make them. After helping him eat one, she promised she would.
Afterward they walked the pebbled paths through the hotel gardens, which were somewhat bedraggled from their rainbattering, though gardeners were already out transplanting. Next they took a long carriage ride along the river, ate a midafternoon lunch, then stopped at the gift shop, where they bought magazines and a copy of Sunday’s Portland Oregonion. Finally they returned to their room, where they made slow love.