‘We know who you are.What happened?’
‘He was alive when we got down, but I had no medics left.Ablation caused a slow oxygen leak and eventually the recycler packed up.There was nothing I could do.’
‘You walked all this way?’
‘From near the equator.’
‘When did he die?’
‘Thirty-four days ago.’
‘Why didn’t you ditch the body?You’d have been quicker.’
The suit made a shrugging movement. ‘Call it sentiment.’
‘Climb aboard.I’ll take you to an entrance.’
‘Thank you.’
The drone lowered to waist height.The suit pulled itself up onto the top of the drone and sat there.
The body, bouncing slackly inside the suit, was still quite well preserved, though dehydration had stretched the skin and made it darker.The teeth were displayed grinning knowingly at the barren world, and the skull was arched back on the locked upper vertebrae, upright and triumphant.
‘You all right up there?’ The drone shouted through the fabric of the suit.The suit nodded stiffly to the eye of an accompanying knife missile.
‘Yes.Everything’s a little difficult though.’ It pointed at the scarred, burned surface of its body. ‘I hurt.’
Cleaning Up
The first Gift fell onto a pig farm in New England.It popped into existence five metres above a ramshackle outhouse, dropped through the roof, bounced off a cistern and demolished a wheel-less tractor driving a band saw.
Bruce Losey came running out of the house clutching his sporting carbine and ready to blast any interloper to Kingdom Come.All he found was what looked like a gigantic bundle of Peacock feathers on top of his tractor, which was lying on its side leaking fuel and looking like it would never work again.Bruce looked up through the hole in the roof and spat into a pile of cut logs, ‘Goddamned S.S.T.s.’
He tried to shift the object that had bust up his tractor, smashed his roof and dented his cistern, but leapt away when it burned his hands.He went back to the house watching the sky warily, and called the police.
Cesare Borges, head of the mighty Industrial Military Combines Corporation, sat in his office reading a fascinating article called Prayer:A Guide to Investment? The office intercom buzzed.
‘What?’
‘Professor Feldman to see you, sir.’
‘Who?’
‘A Professor Feldman, sir.’
‘Oh yeah?’
‘Yes, sir.He says he has the results of the preliminary development work on’, there was some talking Cesare didn’t catch, ‘ on the Alternative Resources Project.’
‘The what?’
‘The Alternative Resources Project, sir.It was set up last year, it seems.The professor has been waiting for some time, sir.’
‘I’ll see him later,’ Cesare said, clicking the intercom off and going back to the Reader’s Digest
‘Hell, I don’t know what it is.’
‘I think it fell off an S.S.T.’
The patrolman rubbed his chin.The other cop was poking a stick at the bundle lying across the old tractor.The thing was about three metres long and one in diameter, and whatever it was its colours kept shifting and changing, and whenever anything touched it, it got hot.The tip of the stick smoked.
‘Who should we tell about this anyway?’ said the cop with the stick.He wanted to have this cleared up as quickly as possible and get away from the smell of pigs coming from the barn across the yard.
‘I guess the F.A.A.,’ said the other, ‘or maybe the Air Force.I dunno.’ He took off his cap and fiddled with the badge, breathing on it and polishing it on his sleeve.
‘Well I’m claiming compensation, whoever it belongs to,’ Bruce said as they went back to the house. ‘That’s a lot of damage that thing’s done.That’ll cost a few bucks to set right.That tractor was nearly new, you know.I’m telling you; nowhere’s safe now with those S.S.T.s.’
‘Hmm.’
‘Uh-huh.’
‘Hey,’ Bruce said, stopping and looking at the two cops with a worried expression on his face, ‘do you know if Liberia registers S.S.T.s?’
Professor Feldman sat in the outer-outer office in Cesare’s suite at the top of the I.M.C.C. building in Manhattan and looked through the abstract of his report for about the eightieth time.
The secretary, a clean-cut young man with an IBM 9000 desk terminal and a M.23 submachine gun, had shrugged his shoulders sympathetically after he had at last been persuaded to call through to Cesare’s office.The professor said he would just have to wait, and went back to his seat.There were seven other people waiting to see Cesare apart from himself.Two of them were Air Force generals and one was the foreign minister of an important developing country.They all looked nervous without their aides, who were kept in the outer-outer-outer office to avoid crowding.According to the others, they had been waiting there, seven or eight hours each day, five days a week, for at least the last three weeks.
This was the professor’s first day.
The factory ship moved through space in one of the dust-rich arms of the main galaxy, its net-fields like great, invisible limbs stretched before it, gathering its harvest like a trawl and funnelling the ensnared material into the first-stage Transmuters.
In the mess of the Third Clean-Up Squad, things were going badly for Matriapoll Trasnegatherstoleken-iffre-gienthickissle, jnr.He had almost completed a full circuit of the room without touching the floor when a collapsible chair collapsed beneath him, and now he had to go back to the start and begin all over again with one paw tied behind his back.The other members of the Squad were making bets on where he would fall and screaming insults.
‘7833 Matriapoll and Mates to briefing room fourteen!’ blared the mess-room speaker.
Normally Matriapoll would have welcomed this interruption, but he was on top of the speaker trying to grab hold of a light fixture at the time, and the shock of the speaker suddenly bursting into life beneath him made him lose his grip, and he thumped down onto the floor to the accompaniment of hoots and laughter.
‘Bastards,’ he said.
‘Come on, Matty,’ chuckled his Mates, Oney and Twoey, their tiny, dextrous hands quickly untying his arm and dusting him down.They straightened his clothes and bustled out in front of him as Matriapoll paid what he owed to the others in the Squad and then left for the briefing room.
The Air Force didn’t know what it was either, but it wasn’t anything of theirs, they were sure of that. They certainly weren’t going to be paying any compensation.But they decided to take the thing, just to see what it was.
The Air Force came in a big truck that didn’t quite make the turn off the road onto the farm track, and knocked down a metre or two of fencing.Bruce said he’d sue.
They took the bundle away wrapped in asbestos.
At the Mercantsville Airbase they tried to find out what the object was, but apart from deducing that – from the way it felt – there was something inside the oddly-coloured outer covering, which now appeared like mother-of-pearl, they didn’t make a great deal of progress.
Somebody in I.M.C.C. got to hear about the object and the Company offered to open it, or at least make a further attempt, if the Air Force would let them have it.
The Air Force thought about this.The mysterious bundle was resisting all attempts to open it or even see inside.They had tried metal tools, which melted; they tried oxy-acetylene torches, which disappeared into the mother-of-pearl covering without producing any noticeable effect; oxygen lances, which did no better; shaped-charge explosives, which shifted the whole thing across the floor of the hangar; and laser beams, which bounced off and frazzled the roof.
A few days later a truck left the Mercantsville base and made its way to the nearest I.M.C.C. laboratory.
Professor Feldman had started a series of chess games with the foreign minister.Two more people had arrived in the outer-outer office to wait.One of the generals had given up and left.Professor Feldman could see that he might have to wait quite a while before being granted an audience with Mr Borges.He had a sinking feeling that by the time he got in to see the chief, all the problems in the world that the A.R.P. was supposed to help alleviate would have disappeared, one way or another.
The foreign minister wasn’t very good at chess.
The scoutship warped its way through space.
Matriapoll picked what passed with his people for a nose and watched the show on the control-cabin screen.The show was extremely boring; yet another quiz programme where people answered questions that were far too easy and got prizes that were far too expensive, but Matriapoll kept watching because the hostesses who showed the prizes to the audience were beautiful.The green one in particular had the most superb trio of phnysthens he could recall seeing.
The show cut out suddenly and was replaced by a picture of stars.One star was ringed in red by the ship’s computer.
‘Is that where we’re going?’ said a little voice behind him.
‘Yes,’ said Matriapoll to Twoey.The little animal curled its arm around his neck and peeped over his shoulder, rubbing its snout on his collar.