It wasn’t a terribly productive evening. Between fuming over the watch, worrying about Malkin and starting at every squeak of a floorboard or rattle of a windowpane, Wiz didn’t do nearly the amount of work he had planned. Since it was well after midnight when he heard Malkin on the stairs he lost most of the night’s work.
When Wiz confronted her in the hallway she was dressed in dark trousers, dark soft boots and a dark pullover. Her dark hair was stuffed up under a dark knit cap and there was a dark burlap sack over her shoulder.
“Where have you been?”
“Oh, out and about,” Malkin said nonchalantly. She set the sack on the floor with an audible clank. “Sightseeing, you might say.”
“And the stuff in the bag is souvenirs, right? In case you don’t know it, lady, there is a cop across the street watching this place and two more at each end of the block.”
“And two more on the street behind,” Malkin added. “But they never watch the roofs. Half of them’s too fat to climb and the rest is scared of heights.”
“So you’ve been coming and going over the roofs.”
“Sometimes. The sewer’s good too, if you don’t mind a few rats.”
“Are you trying to get us all killed? The cops are on to you, the place is being watched, half the council is looking for an excuse to put me away-and you with me. Lady, we are just one small slip from disaster here.”
Malkin’s eyes glowed. “I know,” she said breathlessly. “Isn’t it exciting?”
“An adrenaline junkie,” Wiz groaned. “I had to get hooked up with a kleptomaniac adrenaline junkie.”
“Serves you right for hiring folks out of jail.”
Wiz growled in frustration.
“Besides, I don’t see what you’re so worried about. I got in safe with the stuff didn’t I? They never saw me.”
“Did it ever occur to you that their next logical move is going to be to search the house?”
“Law says they can’t search no private home held freehold without a warrant signed by the mayor upon presentation of probable cause. Said probable cause to be solely within the discretion of the mayor. They gave you this place so you have it freehold.” She grinned. “And you think the mayor’s going to issue a warrant to search this place? You being his ally and all? Old Iron Pants will have to wait a month of blue moons before that happens.”
As it happened the month of blue moons ended at about seven o’clock the next morning. Wiz was pulled groggily awake by the sound of a thunderous pounding on the door. Stumbling downstairs he found Anna confronting a gang of armed ruffians. When he looked a little closer he realized that the lead ruffian was the sheriff and that he was brandishing a piece of paper as if it were a shield before him.
“Stand aside, Wizard,” he announced before Wiz was even off the stairs.
“We’re here to search the place for stolen goods. Got a warrant.”
Wiz’s brain was at best severely challenged at this time of the morning, especially when his blood caffeine level was low, but that woke him up and sent his mind into high gear.
“The mayor signed a search warrant?”
The sheriff grinned nastily. “Mayor’s home with a cold. A real bad cold that’s got him incapacitated. So this was signed by three council members like the law provides. All legal and proper.”
Meaning Dieter, Wiz thought, a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach.
“Well, I can’t stop you from searching,” he said standing aside from the door. “But I can’t protect you either,” he added as the sheriff and his men pushed into the hall. “This is a wizard’s house, you know,” he shouted to their backs as they thundered up the stairs.
For the next two hours the sheriff’s men went over the house eaves to cellars. They found a notebook Wiz had lost, an old copper pan that had belonged to Widder Hackett, a number of rats and an indignant pigeon who was trying to nest in the attic, but not one bit of stolen property.