“Well, how about some background music?”
“You mean like a fanfare of trumpets?” The mayor brightened. “Yes, that would be just the thing.” He waved his hand. “Make it so, Wizard.”
“It’s not quite that simple. Let me think for a minute. What do you want it to sound like?”
“Oh, something like Ta-daa tum tum tum TAA.” The mayor waved his hand in time to the imaginary music. “You know, important.”
“I guess so,” Wiz said, punching keys on his workstation and watching the fiery letters scroll past. “Can you do that sound again?”
“TA-DAA TUM TUM TUM TAAA.” The mayor was louder this time.
“Okay got it. Now . . .”
“You mean you’re not going to make a hundred trumpets materialize in the room?” The mayor sounded disappointed.
“No, I’ve captured the sound and I’ll use that. After I juice it up, of course.”
Calling up his synthesizer module, Wiz set to work. Eventually he came up with something that combined the theme from Masterpiece Theater with the post call from a horse race. Even to Wiz’s musically untrained ear it sounded more like a chorus of kazoos than a trumpet call.
The mayor’s face fell.
“Needs something more,” Wiz said quickly. “How about a three-part echo effect?”
Wiz noticed that the sound of the trumpets had brought Llewllyn to the doorway. He didn’t seem awed, but he was very interested.
A few more minutes of fiddling and Wiz tried again. Now it sounded like some of the kazoos had bass voices and they weren’t quite playing together. The mayor brightened at the noise.
“Now I just say fanfare exe?”
“That’s right. Try it.”
Mayor Hendrick puffed out his chest and struck a pose as if delivering an oration. fanfare exe! Flinging one arm outward he began to address a non-existent crowd.
As soon as he opened his mouth the invisible trumpets brayed. His Honor stood with his mouth open for a minute and then closed it just as the fanfare finished. “My friends,” the mayor began and was immediately drowned out by the trumpets.
“Ah, I think this needs a little more work,” Wiz said. “Let me play with it some more and perhaps we can do better.”
The mayor’s reply was drowned out by a volley of trumpets.
“Say ‘fanfare cancel exe,’ “ Wiz shouted through the noise.
“What?” Immediately another round of racket burst on top of the existing one.
“FANFARE CANCEL EXE,” Wiz shouted.
“FANFARE CANCEL EXE?” the mayor asked. The trumpets cut off in mid-bray.
“This needs a little work,” Wiz said into the ringing silence.
“I thought a wizard simply waved his wand, or staff, to make things happen.”
“I’m afraid there’s a little more to it than that, at least on such complex spells. This may take a couple of days, but I’m sure I can cook something up you’ll like.”
He had just seen the mayor out the front door, still sniffling, when a noise in the kitchen caught his attention. He went downstairs and found Llewllyn and Anna sitting at the table with a large basket between them. There was a blanket neatly folded on top of the basket.
“You wanted to see me?” he asked Llewllyn.
“Ah, a trifle really. Nothing of any importance I assure you.”
Wiz gestured at the blanket and basket. “And this?”
“We’re going on a picnic,” Anna said brightly. Her face fell. “That’s if you don’t mind, My Lord. I’ll be back in plenty of time to fix dinner and all my work’s done, except for washing the walls and I can’t do that until the soapmaker finishes her next batch of cleaning soap and that won’t be for another two days, so . . .”
“No, it’s fine with me.” Then he eyed Llewllyn. “Just remember our discussion.”
The young man gave his boss a toothpaste smile. “Of course, My Lord.”
“Oh, by the way,” Wiz said casually to Anna. “Have you seen the butter knife anywhere?” Then he smiled insincerely at Llewllyn, who had suddenly gone a little pale and developed a distinct hunch.
A pleasant way out of town a jumble of rocky spires reared from the countryside. It was a common destination for picnics and other more private affairs, as Llewllyn knew from his previous residence nearby.