“Oh, yes.” He took another deep sip of sludge and refilled his goblet once more. “The Federation has rules, you know. Laws. Like the one that says none of us can use modern weapons on primitive worlds. The `Prime Directive,’ they call it.” He slurped more sludge, but his upper mouth never stopped speaking. “Bunch of hypocrites, that’s what they are. Carrying on like the thing is supposed to protect the stupid primitives. You know what it really is?”
His large, central eye fixed on Sir George, and the Englishman shook his head.
“Fear, that’s what,” the Commander told him. “Stupid bureaucrats are afraid we’ll lose some of our toys where the barbarians can find them. As if the idiots could figure them out in the first place.”
He fell silent again, and alien though his voice and face might be, Sir George was increasingly certain that he truly was as moody as any drunken human.
“Actually, it makes a sort of sense, you know,” the Commander went on finally. He gave the table another silent thump and leaned back in the oddly shaped, bucketlike piece of furniture which served his kind as a chair. “Takes years and years to move between stars, even with phase drive. One reason the ships are so damned big. Don’t have to be, you know. We could put a phase drive in a hull a tenth the size of this one—even smaller. But size doesn’t matter much. Oh, the mass curve’s important, but once you’ve got the basic system—” He waved a hand, and Sir George nodded once again. He didn’t have the faintest idea what a “mass curve” or a “phase drive” was, and at the moment, he didn’t much care. Other bits and pieces did make sense to him, and he listened avidly for more.
And, he thought from behind his own masklike expression, it doesn’t hurt a bit to watch the Commander. “Truth in the wine,” indeed! His voice and face may not reveal much, but his gestures are another matter entirely. Perhaps I’ve been looking in the wrong places to gauge his moods. He filed that away, as well, and sat back in his chair, nursing his goblet in both hands while he listened attentively . . . and sympathetically.
“Thing is, if it takes decades to make the trip, better have the capacity to make the trip worthwhile, right?” the Commander demanded. “You think this ship is big?” Another wave of a double-thumbed hand, gesturing at the bulkheads. “Well, you’re wrong. Lots of ships out there lots bigger than this one. Most of the guild ships, as a matter of fact, because it doesn’t cost any more to run a really big ship than a little one like this. But that’s the real reason for their stupid `Prime Directive.’ ”
“The size of your vessels?” Sir George made his tone puzzled and wrinkled his forehead ferociously, hoping the Commander had become sufficiently well versed in human expressions to recognize perplexity, although if his estimate of the other’s condition was accurate it was unlikely the Commander would be noticing anything so subtle as an alien race’s expressions. But whether or not the Commander recognized his expression, it was quickly clear that he’d asked the right question.
“Of course not,” the Commander told him. “Not the size, the speed. Might be fifteen or twenty of your years between visits to most of these backwater planets. Maybe even longer. I know one planet that the Guild only sends a ship to every two and a half of your centuries or so, and the Federation knows it, too. So they don’t want to take any chances on having some bunch of primitives figure out we’re not really gods or whatever between visits. Want to keep them awed and humble around us. That’s why they passed their `Prime Directive’ something like—” The Commander paused in thought for a few seconds, as if considering something. “Would have been something like eighteen thousand of your years ago, I think. Give or take a century or two.”
He made the alarming sound again, and Sir George was certain now that it was his kind’s equivalent of laughter. For just a moment, that hardly seemed to matter, however. Eighteen thousand years? His alien masters’ civilization had existed for over eighteen millennia? Impossible! And yet—