“Even for us, that’s a long time for a law to be in effect,” the Commander said. His piping voice was less clear, the words beginning to blur just a bit around the corners as he leaned towards Sir George, and the baron had to fight back a chuckle of his own as he realized that whatever did the translating was faithfully slurring the translation to match the drunken original. “We don’t like to change things unless we have to, you know, so once we write a law, it stays around a while, but this one’s made lots of trouble for the guilds, because it’s meant we couldn’t just go in and rearrange things properly. Actually had to bargain with barbarians so primitive they don’t have a clue of the value of the things they’re sitting on top of. Couldn’t violate the damned `Prime Directive’ after all, now could we?”
Another thump on the table. This time, it wouldn’t have made any sound anyway, because the Commander missed the table top entirely, and Sir George began to wonder how much longer the creature would last before he passed out.
“So what did the Sharnhaishians do?” the Commander continued. “I’ll tell you what. They went out and found another primitive world—one the Council didn’t even know about yet—and they bought their damned `Romans.’ Never occurred to any of the rest of us. But the Prime Directive doesn’t say we can’t use force. All it says is that we can’t use our own weapons. It just never occurred to any of us that there was anything we could do without using our weapons except negotiate and bribe.”
He lowered his goblet and peered down into it for several seconds, then made a sound suspiciously like a human belch and returned his central eye to Sir George.
“Not the Sharnhaishians, though. If they want a primitive world, they just send in their Romans. Just as primitive as the local barbarians, so the Council can’t complain, and I’ll say this for the Romans. They’re tough. Never run into anything they couldn’t handle, and the Sharnhaishians’ve used them to take dozens of backwater worlds away from the other guilds. Whole trade nets, cut to pieces. Strategic commodities sewn up, warehousing and basing rights snatched out from under us, careers ruined. And all because the Sharnhaishians acquired a few thousand primitives in bronze armor.”
He fell silent for a long time, swirling sludge in his goblet and peering down into it, then looked back up more or less in Sir George’s direction.
“But they’re not the only ones who can play that game. They thought they were. The other guilds got together to complain to the Council, and the Council agreed to take the matter under consideration. It may even decide the Sharnhaishians have to stop using their Romans entirely, but that may take centuries, and in the meantime, Sharnhaishian is shipping them from one strategic point to another and taking them away from the rest of us. And they slipped someone on the Council a big enough bribe to get your world declared off-limits for all the rest of us.”
Sir George stiffened, and hoped the Commander was too drunk to notice. He wasn’t surprised that the other guild could have bribed the Council the Commander was yammering about. Bribing a few key rulers was often more efficient—and cheaper—than relying on armies. Although if His Majesty had spent a little more money on his army and a little less on trying to buy allies in his first French campaign he might have been on the throne of France by its end!
But if the Commander was telling the truth, if the Council to which he referred had the authority to declare that contact with Sir George’s home world was no longer permitted and had done so, then the Commander’s Guild must have violated that decree in order to kidnap Sir George and his troops. And if that was the case—if their servitude was unlawful in the eyes of what passed for the Crown among these creatures—then they were in even more danger than he had believed.
“It took me two or three of your centuries just to figure out where your world was,” the Commander went on, and now Sir George seemed to sense an air of pride. “Some of the other guilds recruited their own primitive armies, like the Hathori. But none of them have been able to match the Romans. I still remember the first time we sent the Hathori in against a bunch of natives.” The Commander stared down into his goblet, and his ears flattened.