Shiner’s mother wagged a bony finger. “No, not the baby Jesus. The growed-up one is what I favor.”
“Fine,” said the mayor. “My point is, this place would make a helluva shrine, would it not? Talk about having all your bases covered!” He cocked his chin toward Demencio. “Come on. You gotta admit.”
Demencio felt Trish’s hand on his shoulder. He knew what she was thinking: This could be big. If they did it right, they’d be the number one stop on the whole Grange bus tour.
Nonetheless, Demencio felt impelled to say: “I don’t want no stains on my driveway. Or the sidewalks, neither.”
“Fair enough.”
“And I won’t give up no more than fifteen percent on the collections.”
Sinclair looked at Shiner’s mother, who smiled in approval. “That we can live with,” she said.
They gathered at the dining table to brainstorm a new Christ shrine. “Wherever He appears, that’s where it is,” Shiner’s mother explained, raising her palms. “And maybe He won’t appear at all, not after what happened out on the highway—them heathens from the road department.”
Ever the optimist, Mayor Jerry Wicks said: “I bet if you went outside and started praying real hard… Well, I just have a feeling.”
Shiner’s mother squeezed Sinclair’s arm. “Maybe that’s what I’ll do. Get down on my knees and pray.”
“Not in my driveway,” Demencio said curtly.
“I heard you the first time, OK? Geez.”
Trish said: “Who needs more coffee?”
From where he sat, Demencio had a clear view of the scene out front. The crowd was thinning, the pilgrims bored to tears. This was bad. The mayor noticed, too. He and Demencio exchanged apprehensive glances. Unspoken was the fact that Grange’s meager economy had come to rely on the seasonal Christian tourist trade. The town couldn’t afford a downturn, couldn’t afford to lose any of its prime attractions. Around Florida there was growing competition for the pilgrim dollar, some of it Disney-slick and high-tech. Not a week went by when the TV didn’t report a new religious sighting or miracle healing. Most recently, a purported three-story likeness of the Virgin Mary had appeared on the wall of a mortgage company in Clearwater—nothing but sprinkler rust, yet three hundred thousand people came to see. They sang and wept and left cash offerings, wrapped in handkerchiefs and diapers.
Offerings, at a mortgage company!
Demencio didn’t need Jerry Wicks to tell him it was no time to slack off. Demencio knew what was out there, knew it was vital to keep pace with the market.
“Wait’ll you see,” he told the mayor, “when I got my Mary cryin’ blood. You just wait.”
The telephone rang. Demencio went to take it in the bedroom, where it was quiet. When he came out, his expression was dour. Shiner’s mother asked what was wrong.
“You said you were gonna pray? Well, go to it.” Demencio waved an arm. “Pray like crazy, Marva, because we’ll need a new miracle, ASAP. Any new Jesus’ll do just fine.”
Jerry Wicks sat forward, planting his elbows on the table. “What happened?”
“That was JoLayne on the phone. She’s coming home,” Demencio reported cheerlessly. “She’s on her way home to pick up her cooters.”
Sinclair went pale. Shiner’s mother stroked his forehead and told him not to worry, everything was going to be all right.
They bought some new clothes and went to the best restaurant in Tallahassee. Tom Krome ordered steaks and a bottle of champagne and a plate of Apalachicola oysters. He told JoLayne Lucks she looked fantastic, which she did. She’d picked out a long dress, slinky and forest green, with spaghetti straps. He went for simple slate-gray slacks, a plain blue blazer and a white oxford shirt, no necktie.
The lottery check was in JoLayne’s handbag: five hundred and sixty thousand dollars, after Uncle Sam’s cut. It was the first of twenty annual payments on JoLayne’s share of the big jackpot.
Tom leaned across the table and kissed her. Out of the corner of an eye he saw a starchy old white couple staring from another table, so he kissed JoLayne again; longer this time. Then he lifted his glass: “To Simmons Wood.”
“To Simmons Wood,” said JoLayne, too quietly.