Heinlein, Robert A – Friday

Ian sat up so suddenly that he jiggled his soup and spotted his bib. “Marj, you amaze me. I picked you out of the crowd originally for reasons having nothing to do with your brain-”

“I know.”

“-but you persist in having a brain. You spotted at once what was wrong with the company’s notion of contracting for artificial pilots-I’m going to use your arguments in Vancouver. Now you’ve taken this crazy news picture . . . and stuck the one piece in the puzzle that makes it make sense.”

“I’m not sure that it does make sense,” I answered. “But, according to the news, there were assassinations and sabotage all over the planet and on Luna and as far away as Ceres. That takes hundreds of people, more likely thousands. Both assassination and sabotage are specialist jobs; they call for training. Amateurs, even if they could be recruited, would botch the job seven times out often. All this means money. Lots of money. Not just a crackpot political organization, or a crazy religious cult. Who has the money for a worldwide, a systemwide, demonstration like that? I don’t know-I just tossed out a possibility.”

“I think you’ve solved it. All but ‘who.’ Marj, what do you do when you are not with your family in South Island?”

“I don’t have a family in South Island, Ian. My husbands and my group sisters have divorced me.”

(I was as shocked as he was.)

There was silence all around. Then Ian gulped and said quietly, “I’m very sorry, Marjorie.”

“No need to be, Ian. A mistake was corrected; it’s over and done with. I won’t be going back to New Zealand. But I would like to go to Sydney someday to visit Betty and Freddie.”

“I’m sure they would like that.”

“I know that I would. And both of them invited me. Ian, what does Freddie teach? We never got around to that.”

Georges answered, “Federico is a colleague of mine, dear Marjorie . . . a happy fact that led to my being here.”

“True,” Janet agreed. “Chubbie and Georges spliced genes together at McGill, and through that partnership Georges met Betty, and Betty tossed him in my direction and I scooped him up.”

“So Georges and I worked out a deal,” Ian agreed, “as neither of us could manage Jan alone. Right, Georges?”

“You have reason, my brother. If indeed the two of us can manage Janet.”

“I have trouble managing you two,” Jan commented. “I had better sign up Marj to help me. Marj?”

I did not take this quasi-offer seriously because I felt sure that it wasn’t meant seriously. Everyone was making chitchat to cover the shocker I had dropped into their laps. We all knew that. But did anyone but me notice that my job was no longer a subject? I knew what had happened-but why did that deep-down layer of my brain decide to table the subject so emphatically? I would never tell Boss’s secrets!

Suddenly I was urgently anxious to check with Boss. Was he involved in these odd events? If so, on which side?

“More soup, dear lady?”

“Don’t give her more soup till she answers me.”

“But, Jan, you weren’t serious. Georges, if I take more soup, I will eat more garlic bread. And I’ll get fat. No. Don’t tempt me.”

“More soup?”

“Nell . . . just a little.”

“I’m quite serious,” Jan persisted. “I’m not trying to tie you down as you are probably soured on matrimony at present. But you could give it a trial and a year from now we could discuss it. If you wished to. In the meantime I’ll keep you for a pet . . . and I’ll let these two goats be in the same room with you only if their conduct pleases me.”

“Wait a minute!” Ian protested. “Who fetched her here? I did. Marj is my sweetheart.”

“Freddie’s sweetheart, according to Betty. You brought her here as Betty’s proxy. As may be, that was yesterday and she’s my sweetheart now. If either of you want to speak to her, you’ll have to come to me and get your ticket punched. Isn’t that right, Marjorie?”