Heinlein, Robert A – Friday

He blinked down at me. “You feel that I would be wasting my investment?”

“I’m afraid so. I’m sorry.”

“You’re mistaken. I never try to get a woman into bed; if she wants me in her bed, she will find some way to let me know. If she does not want me there, then I would not enjoy being there. But you seem to be unaware of the fact that it is worth the price of a

good lunch just to sit and look at you, while ignoring any silly babble that comes out of your mouth.”

“Babble! That had better be a very good restaurant. Let’s catch the shuttle.”

I had thought that I might have to argue my way through the barrier on arrival.

But the CHI officer looked most carefully at Trevor’s IDs before validating his tourist card, then barely glanced at my San Jose MasterCard and waved me on through. I waited for Trevor just past the CHI barrier and looked at the sign THE BREAKFAST BAR while feeling double d‚j… vu.

Trevor joined me. “If I had seen,” he said mournfully, “that gold card you were flashing just now, I would not have offered to pay for the lunch. You’re a wealthy heiress.”

“Now look, buster,” I answered, “a deal’s a deal. You told me it

was worth the price just to sit and drool over me, In spite of my

`babble.’ I’m willing to cooperate to the extent of easing the neckline

a little. One button, maybe two. But I won’t let you back out. Even

a rich heiress likes to show a profit now and then.”

“Oh, the shame and the pity of it all!”

“Quit complaining. Where’s this gourmet restaurant?”

“Well, nowÄ Marjorie, I’m forced to admit that I don’t know the restaurants in this glittering metropolis. Will you name the one you prefer?”

“Trevor, your seduction technique is terrible.”

“So my wife says.”

“I thought you had that harness-broken look. Get out her picture. Back in a moment; I’m going to find out where we eat.”

I caught the CHI officer between shuttles, asked him for the name of the best restaurant. He looked thoughtful. “This isn’t Paris, you know.”

“I noticed.” ~

“Or even New Orleans. If I were you, I would go to the Hilton dining room.”

I thanked him, went back to Trevor. “We’re eating in the dining room, two floors up. Unless you want to send out your spies. Now let’s see her picture.”

He showed me a wallet picture. I looked at it carefully, then gave a respectful whistle. Blondes intimidate me. When I was little, I thought I could get to be that color if I scrubbed hard enough. “Trevor, with that at home why are you picking up loose women on the streets?”

“Are you loose?”

“Quit trying to change the subject.”

“Marjorie, you wouldn’t believe me and you would babble. Let’s go up to the dining room before all the martinis dry up.”

Lunch was okay but Trevor did not have Georges’ imagination, knowledge of cooking, and skill at intimidating a maŒtre d’h”tel. Without Georges’ flair the food was good, standard, North American cuisine, the same in Bellingham as in Vicksburg.

I was preoccupied; discovering that Janet’s credit card had been invalidated had upset me almost more than the horrid disappointment of not finding Ian and Janet at home. Was Janet in trouble? Was she dead?

And Trevor had lost some of the cheerful enthusiasm a stud should display when the game is afoot. Instead of staring lecherously at me, he too seemed preoccupied. Why the change in manner? My demand to see a picture of his wife? Had I made him self-conscious thereby? It seems to me that a man should not engage in the hunt unless he is on such terms with his wife or wives that he can recount the lurid details at home to be giggled over. Like Ian. I don’t expect a man to “protect my reputation” because, to the best of my knowledge and belief, they never do. If I want a man to refrain from discussing my sweaty clumsiness in bed, the only solution is to stay out of bed with him.