Last Chance to See. Douglas Adams

We heard him complain regularly and bitterly during our time on Mauritius that he was no good at administration or politics, and yet to keep his work going he had to spend an awful lot of time doing both. He had constantly to work raising money, justifying and accounting for the money he gets to the people he gets it from, and negotiating with the various international conservation bodies who seem to watch over his shoulder all the time. As far as he’s concerned it just prevents him from doing the work he’s best able to do, and he wishes they’d leave him alone and let him get on with it. Or rather, give him the money and then leave him alone and let him get on with it. The whole project, to save the fragile and unique ecology of Mauritius, is run on a pathetically meagre budget, and money – or the lack of it – is the bane of Carl’s life. He left in a harassed fluster.

`You’d think that everyone involved in conservation work would be on the same side,’ said Mark after he’d gone, ‘but there’s just as much squabbling and bureaucracy as there is in anything else.’

`You’re telling me,’ said Richard. `And it’s always the workers out in the field who get mucked about by it. Look at these rabbits.’

With a contemptuous wave of his hand he showed us a cage in which a few perfectly ordinary looking rabbits sat twitching at us.

`There’s an island near here – a very, very important island as far as wildlife is concerned – called Round Island. There are more unique species of plants and animals on Round Island than there are on any equivalent area on earth. About a hundred, hundred and fifty years ago somebody had the bright idea of introducing rabbits and goats to the island so if anybody got shipwrecked there they’d have something to eat. The populations quickly got out of hand and it wasn’t until the mid-seventies that they managed to get rid of the goats. Then just a few years ago a team from New Zealand came to exterminate the rabbits, until someone realised that they were exterminating a rare breed of French rabbit that didn’t exist any more in Europe and it should therefore be transferred to mainland Mauritius and preserved in some way, i.e. by us.

`As far as I’m concerned,’ continued Richard, ‘we could just put them in the pot. They’re just ordinary rabbits. Also, since then someone has come along and said, “That’s a load of rubbish – these aren’t that particular variety.”

`So we’ve just got to sit here feeding these rabbits until the rabbit experts have decided whether they’re valuable or not. It’s a waste of our time and resources. I mean just feeding all these animals is a problem. They all need something different and you have to work out what it is.

These Rodrigues fruitbats you’ve come to see, we have to feed them on a mixture of fruit and powdered dog food reconstituted with milk. They used to be fed a diet rich in banana which did them no good at all and only gave them a nervous tic.’ He shrugged.

`I don’t know what you’ve got against them,’ said Mark, ‘I think they’re great animals.’

‘I’ve nothing against them. They’re great. They’re just common that’s all.’

Mark protested, `It’s the rarest fruitbat in…’

‘Yeah, but there are hundreds of them,’ insisted Richard.

`Hundreds means they’re severely endangered!’ said Mark.

‘Do you know how many echo parakeets there are in the wild? exclaimed Richard, ‘Fifteen! That’s rare. Hundreds is common. When you come to Mauritius and you see things in such a last ditch state, everything else becomes unimportant. It becomes unimportant because we’re witnessing here a species which could be saved if people put their minds to it, and if it does go extinct it will be our fault because we never got around to saving it. There’s fifteen of them left. We’ve got the kestrels up and the pigeons up purely because of the effort we’ve put into them, the money and the personnel. The parakeets? We’re working very, very hard to save them, and if we don’t manage it they will be gone for ever, and we have to worry about somebody else’s rabbits.’

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