The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

the thrill rides and the other large attractions were safely erected.

She would not approve the opening of the carnival if she felt that it

represented a threat to the well-being of the citizens of her county.

She was pushing her authority a little bit, perhaps even exceeding

it.

She wasn’t entirely sure that the carnival’s equipment came under her

jurisdiction, even though it stood on the county-owned fairgrounds.

The law was vague on that point. No one from the county Office of

Public Safety had ever inspected the carnival before, but Janet felt

she couldn’t shirk that responsibility. Just a few weeks ago a young

woman had died when a carnival ride had collapsed in Virginia, and

although that tragic accident hadn’t happened on the lot of Big

American Midway Shows, Janet was determined to put Big American under a

microscope before the fairground gates swung open.

When she stated her intentions to Mr. Frederickson, she was afraid

that he would think she was trying to shake him down, and she didn’t

know quite how she would handle him if he tried to bribe her. She knew

that carnivals employed a man whose job it was to bribe public

officials, they called him the “patch” because he went into town ahead

of the show and patched things up with the police and certain other key

government employees, lining their pockets with folding money and books

of free tickets for their friends and families. If a patch didn’t do

his job, the police usually raided the midway, closing down all the

games, even if it was a straight carnival that didn’t dupe the marks

out of their money, unpaid and angry about it, the police could shutter

even the cleanest girly shows and legally declare the thrill rides

hazardous, quickly and effectively bringing the carnival to its

knees.

She didn’t want the people at Big American to think she was after a

fast buck.

Fortunately, Mr. Frederickson was a well-educated, well-spoken,

courtly gentleman, not at all what she had expected, and he both

recognized and admired her sincerity. No bribe was offered. He

assured her that his people were as concerned about the health and

safety of their customers as she was, and he gave her permission to

poke around in every corner of the midway for as long as she liked.

Frederickson’s superintendent of transportation, Max Freed, issued her

a badge with the letters VIP on it, so that all the carnies would

cooperate with her.

For most of the morning and afternoon, wearing a hard hat, carrying a

big flashlight and a notebook, Janet prowled the grounds, watching the

midway rise like a phoenix, inspecting bolts and rivets and

spring-locked joints, crawling into dark, tight places when that was

necessary, overlooking nothing. She discovered that Frederick

Frederickson had been telling the truth, Big American was conscientious

about maintenance and more than conscientious, downright fussy, about

the erection of rides and sideshows.

At a quarter past three she came to the funhouse, which appeared to be

ready for business a full hour and fifteen minutes before the gates

were scheduled to open. The area around the attraction was deserted,

quiet. She wanted someone to give her a guided tour of the funhouse,

but she couldn’t locate anyone associated with it, and for a moment she

considered skipping the place.

She hadn’t found even one major safety problem anywhere else on the

midway, and it wasn’t likely that she would uncover a dangerous

construction-code violation here. She’d probably just be wasting her

time.

Nevertheless . . .

She had a strong sense of duty.

She walked up the boarding ramp, past the ticket booth, and stepped

down into the sunken channel in which the gondolas would move when the

ride was started up. From the boarding gate the channel led to a set

of large plywood doors that were painted to resemble the massive,

timbered, iron-hinged doors of a forbidding castle. When the ride was

in service, the doors would swing back to admit each oncoming car, then

fall shut behind it.

At the moment, as she approached the entrance, one door was propped

open. She i peered inside.

The interior of the funhouse wasn’t as dark now as it would be when the

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