The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

watch for a while–” “Whoa, whoa,” the stranger said. He stopped in

front of the boy and stooped down. “You think I’m going to throw you

out?”

“Aren’t you?”

“My heavens, no!”

“Oh,” Joey said.

“I could tell you weren’t just a gawker,” the man said. “I could see

you were a young man with a genuine interest in the carnival way of

life.”

“You could?”

“Oh, yes. It just shines through,” the stranger said.

“Do you think I could be . . . a carny someday?” Joey asked.

You? Oh, sure. You’ve got the stuff,” the stranger said. “You could

be a carny or just about anything you wanted. That’s why I called out

to you. I could see the right stuff shining in you. I sure could.

Even from up there on the platform.” Well . . . gee,” Joey said,

embarrassed.

“Here,” the stranger said. “Let me give you these.” He reached into a

pocket and withdrew two rectangles of thin, pink cardboard.

“What are those?” Joey asked.

“Two free passes to the fairgrounds.” “You’re kidding.”

“Do I look like I’m kidding?” Why give them to me?”

“I told you,” the stranger said. “You have the right stuff. As the

carnies say, you’re with it and for it. Whenever I see someone who’s

with it and for it, someone who’s a carny at heart, I always give them

a couple of free passes. Come any night and bring a friend. Or maybe

your brother.

Do you have a brother?”

No,” Joey said.

“A sister?” “Yeah.”

“What’s her name?”

“Amy.” “What’s your name?”

“Joey.”

“Joey what?”

“Joey Alan Harper.”

“My name’s Conrad. I’ll have to sign the back of the passes.” He

produced a ballpoint pen from another pocket and signed his two names

with a flourish that Joey admired. Then he handed over the free

passes.

“Thanks a lot,” Joey said, beaming. “This is terrific!”

“Enjoy yourself,” the stranger said, grinning. He had very white

teeth. “Maybe someday you will be a carny, and you’ll hand out free

passes to people who are obviously with it and for it.”

“Uh . . . how old do you have to be?” Joey asked.

“To be a carny?”

“Yeah.”

“Any age, just about.”

“Could a kid join up if he was just ten?”

“He could easy enough, if he was an orphan,” Conrad said. “Or if his

parents just didn’t care about him at all. But if he had a family who

gave a hoot, they’d come looking for him, and they’d take him home.”

“Wouldn’t you . . . you carnival people . . . wouldn’t you hide the

kid?” Joey asked. “If the worst thing in the world for him was to be

taken home, wouldn’t you hide him when his folks came looking?”

“Oh, couldn’t do that,” the man said. “Against the law. But if nobody

cared about him, if nobody wanted him, the carnival would take him

in.

It always has, and it always will. What about you? I’ll bet your

folks care about you a lot.” “Not a lot,” Joey said.

“Sure. I’ll bet they care a whole bunch. What about your mother?”

“No,” Joey said.

“Oh, I’ll bet she cares a lot. I’ll bet she’s really proud of a

handsome, intelligent boy like you.”

Joey blushed.

aDo you get your good looks from your mother?” Conrad asked.

“Well . . . yeah . . . I look more like her than like my dad.”

“Those dark eyes, that dark hair?”

“Yeah,” Joey said. aLike Mama’s.” “You know,” Conrad said, “I knew

someone once who looked quite a bit like you.” “Who?” Joey asked.

“A very nice lady.” “I don’t look like a lady!” Joey said.

“No, no,” Conrad said quickly. “Of course you don’t. But you have her

dark eyes and hair. And there’s something in the lines of your face

.

. . You know, it’s just possible she could have a boy your age now.

Yes. Yes, it’s quite possible. Wouldn’t that be something–if you

were the son of my long-lost friend?” He leaned closer to Joey. The

whites of his eyes were yellowish.

There was dandruff on his shoulders. A single breadcrumb was stuck in

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