The Fun House. By: Dean R. Koontz

Richie said, “but maybe its spirit is still alive.” “A minute ago you

told us the goddamned thing was just a rubber fake,” Amy said.

“I’ve been known to be wrong,” Richie said.

“How do you explain it biting through the jar?” Buzz asked

sarcastically.

“A psychic bite,” Richie said. “A ghost bite.”

“Don’t give me the spooks,” Liz said, hitting Richie on the shoulder.

“Ghost bite?” Buzz asked. “That’s stupid.”

The thing in the bottle watched them with its clouded, emerald,

moon-lamp eyes.

The name Ellen seemed to burn brighter on the sign than any of the

other words.

Coincidence, Amy told herself.

It had to be a coincidence. Because if it wasn’t, if this really was

Mama’s child, if Amy had been brought to the carnival by some

supernatural force, then the other premonitions might also be true.

Liz actually might die here.

And that was unthinkable, unacceptable. So it was coinciaence.

Ellen.

Coincidence, damn it!

Amy was relieved when they left Freak-o-rama.

They rode the Shazam and took another turn on the Loop-de-Loop, and

then suddenly they were all starving. It was a drug-induced hunger,

the insatiable appetite familiar to all serious pot smokers. They ate

hot dogs, ice cream, and candy apples.

Eventually they found themselves in front of the funhouse.

A big man in a Frankenstein costume capered on a low platform,

threatening the people who were boarding the cars to go into the

funhouse. He waved his arms and snarled and jumped up and down in a

terrible imitation of Boris Karloff.

“He’s a real ham,” Richie said.

They moved a few feet to the barker’s plat form, where a tall,

distinguished-looking man was ballying the passing crowd.

He looked down at them as he talked, and he had the bluest eyes Amy had

ever seen. After a few seconds, she realized that the giant clown’s

face atop the building had been painted in the barker’s image.

“Terror-fying! Terror-fying!” the barker shouted. “Goblins, ghosts,

and ghouls! Spiders larger than men! Monsters from other worlds and

from the darkest bowels of this one! Are all of the creatures that

stalk the funhouse merely make i. believe . . . or is one of them

real? See for yourself! Learn the truth at your own peril! Can you

stand the test, the tension, the fear?

Are you man enough? Ladies, are your men strong enough to comfort you

inside . . . or will you have to comfort them? Terror-fying!” “I love

to go through the funhouse when I’m high as a kite,” Liz said. “When

you’re really, truly wrecked, it’s a gas. All those dumb plastic

monsters jumping out at you.”

, “sO let’s gO,” Richie said.

“No, no,” Liz said. “We’ve got to save it until ~ we’re really high.”

“I’m really high now,” Amy said.

“Me too,” Buzz said.

“Oh, we’ll get more wasted than this,” Liz said. “This is nothing.”

“If I get more wasted than this,” Richie said, “I’ll have to be

institutionalized.” “Make it a cell for two,” Buzz said.

“That’s the idea,” Liz said excitedly. “You’ve got to be really

wrecked to fully appreciate the funhouse.”

Not me, Amy reminded herself. No more dope tonight. No more dope

ever.

They bought tickets for a ride called the Slithering Snake. The man at

the controls was a dwarf, and while Liz waited for the ride to start,

she teased the little man, made jokes about his height. He glared at

Liz, and Amy wished her friend would shut up. When the Slithering

Snake finally began to move, the dwarf got his revenge, he gave it much

more speed than usual, and the chain of cars flashed around the

looping, rising, falling track so fast that Amy was terrified it was

going to fly off the rails. What should have been a thrilling ride

became a knuckle-whitening, stomachclenching ordeal, a sweat-popping

torture that seemed like it would never end. Incredibly, even under

those conditions, when the automatic canvas cover closed over the

fast-moving train, Buzz took advantage of the darkness to take

advantage of Amy, his hands were all over her.

This whole night is like the Slithering Snake, Amy thought. It’s out

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