The Arcaro looked pretty bad, sagging in the stall, with the phony eyebrows out of line and the putty nose squashed, and the right shoulder humped up like Quasimodo. It was a wonder it had gotten me back at all. I made myself promise to give it the best overhaul job money could buy—that was the least I could do. Then I headed for the front door.
The Sullivan would get a little surprise when I found him now. I gave my coon skin cap a pat as I went by the hall mirror, palmed the flush panel open and ran smack into four large cops, standing there waiting for me.
* * *
It was a plush jailhouse, as jails go, but I still didn’t like it. They shoved me into a nice corner cell with a carpet, a tiled lube cubicle in the corner, and a window with a swell view of Granyauck—about 1800 feet straight down. There were no bars, but the wall was smooth enough to discourage any human flies from trying it.
The turnkey looked me over and shook his head. He was wearing the regulation Police Special, a dumb-looking production job halfway between a Kildare and a Tracy—Spence, that is. I guess cops have to have a uniform, but the sight of a couple dozen identical twins standing around kind of gives a fellow a funny feeling—like Servos were just some kind of robot, or something.
“So you’re Barney Ramm, huh?” the cop shifted his toothpick to the other corner of his mouth. “You shunt of tried to handle four cops at once, Buddy. Your collision insurance don’t cover that kind of damage.”
“I want my manager!” I yelled as loud as I could, which wasn’t very loud on account of a kick in the voice box I got following up too close on a cop I had tossed on his ear. “You can’t do this to me! I’ll get the lot of you for false arrest!”
“Relax, Ramm.” The jailer waved his power-billie at me to remind me he had it. I shied off; a shot from the hot end of that would lock my neuro center in a hard knot. “You ain’t going no place for a while,” the cop stated. “Commissioner Malone wouldn’t like it.”
“Malone? The Arena Commissioner? What’s he got—” I stopped in the middle of the yell, feeling my silly look freeze in place.
“Yeah,” the cop said. “Also the Police Commissioner. Seems like Malone don’t like you, Ramm.”
“Hey!” a dirty idea was growing. “The satisfaction against me: who filed it?”
The cop went through the motions of yawning. “Lessee . . . oh, yeah. A Mr. Malone.”
“The dirty crook! That’s illegal! I was framed!”
“You slugged him first, right?” The cop cut me off.
“Sure, but—”
“Ain’t a Police Commissioner got as much right as anybody else to defend hisself? Any reason he’s got to take guff off some wisenheimer, any more than the next guy? You race him at the light, he’ll lock bumpers with you every time!”
“I’ve got to get out of here,” I shouted him down. “Get Gully Fishbein! He’ll post the bond! I’ve got a bout at the Garden in less than four hours! Tell the judge! I guess I’ve got a couple rights!”
“You ain’t going to make no bout in four hours.” The cop grinned like Sears foreclosing on Roebuck. “You’ll be lucky if you get out before Christmas Holidays start, in September.”
“If I don’t,” I said, “you can start scanning the help-wanted-cripple column. That’s what you’ll be when me and my twenty-thousand Cee Charlemagne finish with you, you dumb flatfoot!”
He narrowed his eyes down to pinpoints—an extra-cost feature that the taxpayers had to spring for. “Threats, hah?” His voice had the old gravel in it now. “You run out on a Satisfaction, Buster. That’s trouble enough for most guys.”
“I’ll show you trouble,” I started, but he wasn’t through yet.
” . . . For a big tough arena fighter, you got kind of a delicate stomach, I guess. We also got you for resisting arrest, damaging public property, committing mayhem on the person of a couple honest citizens, Peeping Tom and shoplifting from the ladies’ john. You’re set for tonight, pal—and a lotta other nights.” He gave me a mock salute and backed out; the glass door clinked in my face while I was still trying to get my arm back for a swing.
* * *
The watch set in my left wrist was smashed flat, along with the knuckles. Those Granyauck cops have got hard heads. I went over to the window and checked the sun.
It looked like about half past four. At eight P.M. the main event would go on. If I wasn’t there, the challenger would take the title by default. He was an out-of-town phony known as Mysterious Marvin, the Hooded Holocaust; he always fought with a flour sack over his face. After tonight, he’d be light-heavy champ, bagged head and all—and I’d be a busted has-been, with my accounts frozen, my contract torn up, my Servo ticket lifted, and about as much future as a fifth of Bourbon at a Baptist Retreat. It was the finish. They had me. Unless . . .
I poked my head out and looked down the wall. It was a sheer drop to a concrete loading apron that looked about the size of a blowout patch from where I stood. I felt my autonomics kick in; my heart started thumping like an out-of-round drive shaft, and my throat closed up like a crap-shooter’s fist. I never had liked heights much. But with my Servo locked in a cell—and me locked in the Servo—
I took a couple turns up and down the cell. It was an idea the boys talked about sometimes, waiting in the service racks before a bout: what would happen if the plastic-foam and wire-sponge information correlation unit where the whole brain pattern was recorded got smashed flat—wiped out—while you were in it?
It would be like dreaming you fell—and hit. Would you ever wake up? The Org body was safe, back in the Vaults, but the shock—what would it do to you?
There were a lot of theories. Some of the guys said it would be curtains. The end. Some of them said your Org would go catatonic. I didn’t know, myself. If the wheels knew, they weren’t spreading it around.
And there was just the one way to find out for sure.
If I stayed where I was, incommunicado, I was finished anyway. Better to go out in style. Before I could change my mind, I whirled, went to the window and swung my legs over the sill. Behind me, I heard somebody yell, “Hey!” I tried to swallow, couldn’t, squeezed my eyes shut and jumped. For a few seconds, it was like a tornado blowing straight up into my face; then it was like being spread-eagled on a big, soft, rubbery mattress. And then—
6
I was drowning in a sea of rancid fat. I took a deep breath to yell, and the grease in my lungs clogged solid.
I tried to cough and couldn’t do that either. Little red skyrockets started shooting around back of my eyes like a fire in a fireworks factory. Then the lights ran together and I was staring at a long red glare strip set in a dark ceiling a few inches above my face. I could feel tubes and wires dragging at my arms and legs, my neck, my eyelids, my tongue . . .
I was moving, sliding out into brighter light. A scared-looking face was gaping down at me. I made gargly noises and flapped my hands—about all I could manage under the load of spaghetti. The guy leaning over me jumped like a morgue attendant seeing one of his customers sit up and ask for a light, which wasn’t too far off, maybe. My bet had paid off. I was awake, back in my organic body in slot number 999/1-Ga8b in the Municipal Body Files.
The next half hour was a little hectic. First they started some kind of a pump, and then I could breathe—a little. While I coughed, twitched, groaned, itched, throbbed and ached in more places than I knew I had, the file techs fussed over me like midwives delivering a TV baby. They pulled things out, stuck things in, sprayed me, jabbed me, tapped and tested, conferred, complained, ran back and forth, shone lights in my eyes, hit me with little hammers, poked things down my throat, held buzzers to my ears, asked questions and bitched at each other in high, whining voices like blue-bottle flies around a honey wagon. I got the general idea. They were unhappy that I had upset the routine by coming out of a stage-three storage state unannounced.
“There are laws against this sort of thing!” a dancey little bird in an unhealthy-looking Org body kept yelling at me. “You might have died! It was sheer good fortune that I happened to have slipped back in the stacks to commune with myself, and heard you choking! You frightened me out of my wits!”