“Heck, they should’ve done all that themselves. But no, they ran off and left it. We locked up a few of ’em and tried to make ’em work, but they got loose somehow.”
“The boss caste is sneaky, all right,” Chester said. “Always fooling us fun-loving folks by knowing something we don’t.”
“Durn right,” Bandon agreed.
“Why don’t you gather firewood in the forest instead of burning the furniture?” Chester asked. “There’s no place to sit.”
“Sure there is. Just look under that pile of hides there. We tried burning sticks, but they don’t burn so good. This stuff’s nice and dry. Now, soon’s we have a cheery blaze goin’, we’ll have a talk about conditions down below. Still the same old slave life, I suppose: everybody minding everybody’s else’s business.”
“Uh-huh,” Chester said, glancing over the assorted debris scattered on the floor. “They’re still burdened down with swimming pools and laundries and picnics and concerts and all manner of frivolity. By the way, where do the canned beans and crackers come from?”
“Plenty of stores here,” Bandon said, dipping water from a barrel and pulling off his shirt. “Lots of stuff in ’em. The boys could turn up some good eats if they half tried.” He splashed water on his face and chest, snorted, dabbed at himself with the shirt, then pulled it back on.
“O.K., it’s all yours,” he said. Chester eyed the brown water dubiously. “What happens when the stores are looted clean?”
“We’ve got plans,” Bandon said darkly. “We won’t starve.” He shoved rubbish from a slack-twisted chair and seated himself. “I happen to have a couple of bottles of Tricennium brew tucked away,” he said. “Soon’s you’re washed up, we’ll have ’em. Wouldn’t do to let on to the boys; not enough to go around.”
“That’s the spirit,” Chester said. “I think I’ll defer bathing until later.”
“Huh! I thought you Downlanders were great ones for washin’ off. Heck, I wash off myself all the time, like you just saw me do.”
“You have a great instinct for personal daintiness,” Chester said tactfully. “An admirable quality. Tell me, why all the emphasis on rugged individuality? Did someone take away your pet goat when you were a lad?”
“Worse’n that,” Bandon said. “They used to try to make my pa do their dirty work for ’em. He didn’t take kindly to it. He organized the Resistance. Now look.” Bandon waved a hand in a proud gesture. “It’s all mine—mine and the boys’.”
“I can see you’re not one to keep off a lawn just because somebody else planted it and keeps it mowed,” Chester said admiringly. “Strictly self-sufficient. You just live in these old houses that happened to grow here and you eat wholesome, natural canned beans, the way the Lord intended, and you loot your clothes right out of Mother Nature’s own abandoned dry-goods stores. To heck with maintenance. When this town wears out, there’s always plenty of others.”
“You can lay off the smart talk,” Bandon said. “We’ve got as much right as anybody to live soft.”
“Sure—just because some smart-aleck invented something and some exploiter built a factory to make it and some wisenheimer did the engineering, that’s no reason you shouldn’t wake up from your nap long enough to get your share. And now let’s have that ale you were talking about. If I’m going to spend the rest of my life here, I’ll have to start getting used to drinking it warm.”
“Yew’ll like it fine, after you get used to it,” Bandon said. He went to a doorless refrigerator, lifted the lid and rummaged, came up with two brown bottles. Chester wandered around the room, noting the remains of a grandfather’s clock, a gutted washing machine filled with firewood, a coil of clothesline, some picture wire, a scatter of rusted nails, bent coat-hangers, burst cardboard boxes, wadded clothing.
“What have you got against the conveniences of life, Bandon?” he asked, accepting a bottle. “What would be wrong with, say, cleaning this room up so it smelled as good as the woods outside of town? Is there anything particularly independent about keeping your discarded junk in the living room?”
“We don’t care anything about setting up fancy places to live in. We prefer a kind of nice informal look.”
“You’re echoing a long line of philosophers who concluded that the secret of the universe consisted of sitting around in your own dirt—all the way from early Christians to twentieth-century beatniks. I can be just as self-righteous as the next fellow, while I’m sitting in an air-conditioned restaurant ordering haute cuisine with one hand and lighting up an expensive dope stick with the other, with a well-stacked young lady occupying the rest of my attention. The point is, why not be virtuous in comfort?”
“Look here, don’t go trying to spread discontent around among my men.”
“Your men? I thought you were all free as bedbugs in the railroad men’s Y.”
“We are. But any outfit needs a little organization. Don’t you get the boys upset—otherwise I might just give Grizz the go-ahead.”
“I have a disturbing conviction that Grizz may not wait for the go-ahead. He seems to resent me.”
“Don’t worry; I’ll keep an eye on him.” Bandon finished off his bottle. “Let’s join the boys. I guess things ought to be rollin’ pretty good by now. Just stay close—and yell if you need help.”
Chester followed Bandon down the wide, rubble-littered front steps into the street and across into a large, garishly lighted ex-restaurant, to survey a scene of half-hearted festivity. A blaze in the fireplace dispelled the evening chill. Around it, the brothers stood, hands in pockets, muttering. At sight of Bandon and Chester, the massive figure of Grizz detached itself from the bar.
“Well, the new man’s been makin’ hisself comfortable,” he said loudly. “Say, I hear yew Downlanders are fast. I wonder if . . . ”
Grizz made a sudden movement. Chester put up a hand and the bone handle of a hunting knife slapped his palm, fell to the ground.
“Here, Grizz, yew had no call tew frow a knife at our guest!”
“Never mind, Bandon,” Chester said easily. “He was just kidding.”
“Lucky yew happen’ tew stick out yewr han’ jus’ when yew did,” Bandon said. “It was comin’ butt first, but it would have hurt. Grizz, leave him alone.” Bandon slapped Chester on the back. “I’ve got tew circulate around a little, talk tew a few of the boys. Yew get acquainted tew.” He moved off.
There was a step behind Chester. He eased aside and half turned. Grizz thrust heavily through the spot he had just vacated. The nearby men moved back, fanning out. Chester stood looking up at Grizz. The mountaineer was at least seven feet tall.
“We don’t take much tew spies,” Grizz growled.
“I can see why,” said Chester. “If the other half knew what you boys had all to yourselves up here, they’d leave home tomorrow.”
“Vere’s a way tew handle swamp-walkers,” Grizz stated, rubbing his right fist in his left palm.
“Vat’s right, Grizz,” a voice called.
“Show him, Grizz,” another suggested.
“Now, Bandon says treat vis swamp-walker like one of the boys.” Grizz looked around. Heads nodded reluctant agreement.
“But what if maybe vis guy jumps me? I fight back, right?”
“Shewre yew dew!”
“Yew ain’ a man tew back down, Grizz!”
“I seen him dew it!”
There was a sound behind Chester. He stepped casually to one side; a man stumbled past the spot on which Chester had been standing, blundered into Grizz. With a snarl, Grizz pushed aside the man who had jostled him, stepped to Chester, and threw a tremendous punch—as Chester looked the other way, leaned toward the fire. The blow brushed his neck. Chester seemed not to notice. He rubbed his hands together. “Nice blaze,” he commented brightly. He took a step away from Grizz, still not looking at him, moved a chair aside with a deft motion.
Grizz stumbled over the chair leg, fell full length. Chester looked startled, bent to help Grizz up. “Excuse me, Grizz old boy.” He made ineffectual brushing motions at Grizz, who came to his feet, hamlike fists doubled, as Chester stooped, came up with Grizz’s knife.
Grizz froze, eyes on the blade.
“Guess you’ll be needing this,” Chester said, holding it out.
Grizz hesitated, then snarled and turned away.
“Nobody could be that clumsy—and that lucky,” a voice said softly. Chester turned. Bandon stood eyeing him uncertainly. “But on the other han’, nobody could be that fast and that smooth—if they were doin’ it on purpose.”
“A grand bunch of fellows,” said Chester. “I’m feeling right at home.”
“You’re a strange one,” Bandon said. “I’ve got a feeling maybe it’s Grizz who better be careful.”
“I hope he never gets a good grip on me,” Chester said. “I’m afraid I’d bend into a U before Grizz realized the danger he was in. I think I’ll take a stroll outside.”