“Genie, where are we?” Chester called. “Where’s Case? What’s become of the house?”
“Hey!” a more distant voice called. Chester and Genie both turned. Across the clearing, a third cage swayed. Chester made out Case’s massive figure inside.
“Couldn’t get through the wall, eh?” Chester taunted in a sudden revival of spirit. “Just a show, eh? Of all the idiotic . . . ”
“O.K., O.K., a slight miscalculation. But how the heck was I supposed to know Genie was cooking up a deal like that? How about it, Genie? Is that the kind of show you think an audience would go for at two-fifty a head?”
“Don’t blame Genie,” Chester shouted. “I’m sure she did no more than follow instructions—to the letter.”
“We never asked for the real article,” Case yelled.
“On the contrary, that’s exactly what you demanded.”
“Yeah, but how was I to know the damn machine’d take me literally? All I meant was—”
“When dealing with machinery, always specify exactly what you want. I should have thought that meat-eating reptile would have been enough warning for you. I told you the infernal creature was in the room with us, but you—”
“But why didn’t Genie stop ’em?”
“Should I have?” said Genie. “I had no instructions to interfere with the course of events.”
Case groaned. “Let’s call a truce, Chester. We’ve got a situation to deal with here. Afterwards we can argue it out over a couple of bottles of something. Right now we need a knife. You got one?”
Chester fumbled in his pockets, brought out a tiny penknife. “Yes, such as it is.”
“Toss it over.”
“I’m locked in a cage, remember?”
“Oh. Well, get to work and cut the rope.”
“Case, I think you must have been hit on the head too—but harder. Have you considered the twenty-foot drop to the ground if I could cut the rope, which I can’t reach?”
“Well, you got any better ideas? This bird cage is no pushover; I can’t bust anything loose.”
“Try hitting it with your head.”
“Chester, your attitude does you no credit. This is your old pal Case, remember?”
“You’re the ex-acrobat. You figure it out.”
“That was a few years ago, Chester, and—hey!” Case interrupted himself. “What a couple of dopes! All we got to do is tell Genie to whisk us back home. I don’t know what this setup is she got us into, but she can just get us out again. Good ol’ Genie. Do your stuff, kid.”
“Are you talking to me, Mr. Mulvihill?” Genie asked, wide-eyed.
“Huh? Listen, Genie, this is no time to go dumb! Get us out of this fix! Fast!”
Genie looked thoughtful. “I’m afraid that’s beyond my capabilities, Mr. Mulvihill.”
Chester gulped hard. “Genie, you brought us here. You’ve got to get us back!”
“But, Chester, I don’t know how.”
“You mean you’ve lost your memory?”
“Oh, no, my memory is excellent.”
“What is this, a mechanical mutiny?” Case yelled.
“I think I know what the trouble is,” Chester called across to Case. “Genie told us she was linked to the memory banks as long as she remained within the resonance field of the computer. But we must be a considerable distance from the apparatus now—and thus Genie has no contact with the machine.”
“Some machinery,” Case grumbled.
“As soon as we’re back where we left the rug and chairs, I’m sure she’ll re-establish contact,” Chester said. “Right, Genie?”
“I don’t know. But perhaps you’re right, Chester.”
“This isn’t getting us out of here,” Case cut in. “Let’s cut the chatter and figure what we’re going to do. Chester, you can use your knife to cut some of the lashings holding that cage together. Then you can crawl up the rope, make it to my tree, and let me out. Then we cut Genie down, and—”
“Listen!” Chester interrupted. “I hear them coming!”
He peered out at the bright morning-lit clearing below them, the surrounding forest, a trail that wound away between the trees. A group of savages appeared, moving along briskly, filing into the clearing, gathering under the trees. They looked up at the captives, jabbering, pointing and laughing. Two of them set about erecting a wobbly ladder of bamboo-like cane against Case’s tree, jabbering as they adjusted it.
“What are they talking about, Genie?” Chester asked. “Or can’t you understand them any more?”
Genie nodded. “I absorbed the language when we first arrived.”
“In two minutes?”
“Oh, yes. That’s one of the advantages of a direct telepathic contact with a data source.”
“So you still know everything—except how to get us out of here.”
“The actual environmental manipulation was handled by the computer. I was merely the mobile speaker, you recall.”
“I guess so.” Chester peered down at the natives. “What are they saying?”
“They’re discussing a forthcoming athletic event. Apparently a great deal depends upon its outcome.”
She listened further as the savages got the ladder in place. One of the bearded men scaled it, fumbled with the end of the rope supporting Case’s cage.
“It is to be a contest between champions,” said Genie. “A mighty struggle between giants.”
“Hey,” yelled Case, “if that knee-length Gargantua lets that rope go, I won’t be around to watch the bout.”
“It’s O.K.,” Chester called. “There’s a sort of pulley-like arrangement of crossbars the rope is wound around. They can let it down slowly.”
Case’s cage lurched, dropped a foot, then steadied and moved smoothly down to thump against the ground. The savages gathered around, unlaced and opened a panel in the side, stepped back and stood with leveled spears as Case emerged. He looked around, made a grab for the nearest spear. Its owner danced back. The others shouted, laughed and jabbered excitedly.
“What’s all the chatter about, Genie?” Case called.
“They are admiring your spirit, size and quickness of movement, Mr. Mulvihill.”
“They are, huh? I’ll show ’em some quickness of movement if one of ’em ‘ll get close enough for me to grab him.”
Chester looked up at a sound from across the clearing. A second group of natives were approaching—and in their midst, towering over them, came a hulking brute of a man, broad, thick, hairy.
“Looks like they went for their big brother,” Case said. “Quite a guy. He’s got muscles like a waterfront bartender.”
“This is one of the champions who will engage in combat,” said Genie. “Their name for him seems to be translatable as ‘Biter-off of Heads.'”
Case whistled. “Look at those hands—as big as a Chinaman’s briefcase. He could squeeze one of these midgets like a tube of toothpaste.”
“This should be an interesting battle,” said Chester, “if his opponent is anywhere near his size.”
“I’ll lay you three to two on this boy without seeing the challenger,” Case called. “I hope they let us hang around and watch.”
“Oh, there’s no doubt that you’ll be present, Mr. Mulvihill,” Genie said reassuringly. “You’re the one who’s going to fight him.”
“Chester, it’s the best we can do,” said Case. “We haven’t got much time left to talk. The main bout’s coming up any minute now.”
“But, Case, against that man-eater you don’t have a chance.”
“I used to fill in for the strong man on Wednesday afternoons, Chester. And I’ll bet you a half interest in Great-grandpop’s booze supply that this kid never studied boxing or judo—and I did. Leave that part to me. You do what I told you.”
Half a dozen jabbering, gesticulating natives closed in around Case, indicated with jabs of their hardwood spears that he was to move off in the direction of the hairy champion.
“Poor Mr. Mulvihill,” Genie said. “That brute is even larger than he is.”
“Case knows a few tricks, Genie. Don’t worry about him.”
The two watched anxiously as the crowd formed up a circle about the local heavyweight and Case. One of the savages shouted for attention, then launched into a speech. The shaggy giant—all of seven feet tall—eyed Case, scowled, stopped to scratch, became absorbed in the pursuit of a louse, began to rotate like a dog chasing his tail, with one arm raised and the other halfway round his back.
“He doesn’t look very bright,” Chester said. “But what a reach! He’s got hold of his own backbone!”
“I hope Mr. Mulvihill is noting the primitive’s weaknesses and planning his strategy accordingly.”
A dozen yards from his opponent Case stood drawing deep breaths and letting them out slowly. He glanced up, caught Chester’s eye, and winked. The speech-maker jabbered on.
“He’s telling the people that Mr. Mulvihill is a demon which he summoned from the underworld,” Genie said. “He refers to you as the Demon with Four Eyes and to me as the Naked Goddess. Mr. Mulvihill is under some sort of spell which will force him to fight fiercely against the large savage.”
“Oh-oh,” Chester cut in. “Here we go.”
The native leader had stopped speaking. The crowd fell silent. Case pulled off his leather belt and wrapped it around his fist. The hairy seven-footer growled, eyeing the crowd, stalked forward, still slapping his chest. He stopped, turned his back to Case, and roared out a string of gibberish. Case took three rapid steps, slammed a vicious right to the kidneys.