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The Lighter Side By Keith Laumer

“None? But you’ve built a lot of them, hey?”

“Well, not actually anything big enough to carry a man—but I did put together a seven-foot multi-engine control-liner.”

“You mean we’re goin’ to jump over a cliff in a contraption you’ve never tried out before, and that you maybe don’t know how to work even if it doesn’t come apart?”

“The alternative,” Chester pointed out, “is sitting up here in the eagle’s nest until we get too old to pick berries.”

Bandon shouldered his bow. “I’m goin’ out and get us a couple of eatin’ rabbits,” he announced. “We might just as well eat and drink and enjoy it while we can.”

“That’s right,” Chester said. “Because tomorrow—who knows?”

* * *

“It looks like a coffin for a tall, skinny corpse,” Bandon said, eyeing the twenty-foot openwork structure of spruce strips propped on sawhorses made from peeled logs.

“Two tall, skinny fellows,” Chester said. “You stretch out here.” He indicated a section floored with woven strips of willow bark. “I take up the right-hand position beside you. I’ll have to have room to edge forward or back to correct the trim. Now, I want you to go along wrapping each joint with nylon patches, and working in glue. What I wouldn’t give for a few square feet of one-eighth birch ply and a pound or two of wire brads.”

“While you’re wishin’, you might just as well wish for a concealed staircase leadin’ from here into that air-conditioned restaurant you were talkin’ about. You can have the blonde. Just leave me to the steaks and chops.”

Chester jumped as a sudden whop! sounded behind him. He whirled. A long steel-tipped arrow quivered upright against the sod.

“They’re shootin’ at us,” Bandon blurted. “Where are they?” He stared wildly around.

Chester swept the scene with a glance. “That arrow came straight down—and from not very high up.” He pulled it from the ground. “It wasn’t buried more than a few inches.”

As Chester looked toward the cliff edge, a second arrow shot up into view, curved and fell twenty feet away.

“Ah-hah! They’re pegging them up here with an arbalest of some sort.” A moment later a round stone the size of a grapefruit sailed into view, slowed to a stop and dropped back out of sight. “They’ve got a catapult working, too. I hope that drops back on someone’s toe.”

“I thought it was awful quiet these last few days,” Bandon said. “They’ve been a busy bunch down there, getting’ ready to lay down a barrage on us.”

Chester watched a second stone fly into view and drop with a thump fifty yards away. Other arrows nipped up; some fell back, other clattered to earth at distances from ten to a hundred feet.

“How do they know where to aim?” Chester asked. “They’re hitting pretty close.”

“There’s a couple pairs of binoculars in the town,” Bandon said. “I reckon a few of the skunks are staked out on the next ridge watchin’ every move we make.” He shook a fist in the presumed direction of the spies. “See if you can figure it out, blast you!” he yelled defiantly. He turned to Chester. “Maybe we’d better move ‘er back to the edge of the woods.”

“I don’t think we’re in any real danger, short of an accident,” Chester replied, watching a rock clatter down thirty feet distant. “There are as many falling behind us as in front. Let’s just keep at it and hope for the best. I wonder why they’re so persistent? They should be content to let us starve up here in peace, one would think.”

“It’s not that easy,” Bandon said. “Grizz can’t afford to let me get away—or die off.”

“Why not?”

“Well, I’ve been thinkin’. He doesn’t know where the treasury is—and he’s not the kind of fellow to forget a thing like that.”

“Treasury? I hadn’t heard about that before. What does it consist of, a hoard of salami, canned crackers and replacement tubes for the Tri-D?”

“Nope. Guns and powder, mostly.”

“Hmmm. I was about to suggest that you might throw a note over the side giving directions to its location, but under the circumstances that would be unwise.”

An arrow dropped five feet from the edge of the wing.

“Oh-oh. We can’t have any punctures now that we’ve started covering. Bandon, maybe you’d better start a counter-barrage while I work on the gluing. When I need you to stretch the next panel, I’ll call you.”

“That’s a mighty flimsy-looking thing.” Bandon studied the nearly completed project. “How long before we have to try it?”

“Not long. There are the tail surfaces to cover and install and the controls to link up. I’d say by sundown we’ll be about ready—but of course, the glue needs overnight to set up thoroughly.”

“That tail’s not very big.” Bandon gestured toward the stabilizer and rudder frames propped against a tree. “Why not just leave ’em off?”

“Impractical, I’m afraid,” Chester said. “No tail assembly, no flight. We’d drop like a stone—tail first.”

Bandon jumped as a rock crashed down at his feet. “Maybe we’d better head for the tall brush before Grizz gets lucky,” he suggested nervously.

“And let them knock the glider apart at their leisure? Not—”

With a crash, a four-inch stone slammed through the woven floorboards of the pilot’s compartment. Chester stared at it in dismay.

“We were lucky,” he said. “It missed the keel. Bandon, get busy on that counterattack. We can’t let them stop us now!”

11

A ruddy dawn was breaking over the distant eastern hills. Clutching an improvised cape about his shoulders against the early-morning chill, Chester examined the nylon-covered wing, glistening with dew.

“It looks as though she’s survived the night intact.”

“Here, look at this,” Bandon called. He held up a paper-wrapped stone. “Looks like it might be a message.” He stripped off the paper, glanced at it and handed it to Chester.

Kum don now and sav yerself frum gitin yer brans bust in. Bandon, it ant yu, jus the spi wer after. Grizz, bos.

“Well, that’s an attractive offer,” Chester said. “If you trust him.”

Bandon snorted. “I heard him makin’ promises to you a few days back. I reckon I’ll take my chances with the flyin’ machine. But, say, Chester, how do you figure on gettin” it over the edge? If we’re both sittin’ in it . . . ”

“That’s easy. We’ll set up a pair of peeled willow rails; we’ll use the poles we skinned for their bark. The glider will have to be anchored in position with a length of nylon line. When we’re ready to go, I’ll cut the cable. The rails will be laid up the slope at an angle, so a fifty-foot run ought to give us a good enough send-off. Of course, I’ll have to put her nose down as soon as we’re over the edge, to gain flying speed.”

“Maybe if we rigged a weighted line and hung it over the edge, it would give her a little extra kick-off. We’d have to fix it so it’d drop off when we went over the edge.”

“Good idea. You find us a suitable ballast stone—as big as you can lift. We’ll try to get off before the morning barrage starts. I’ll be ready to move her upslope and set up the track in about ten minutes.”

Bandon nodded and moved off. Chester climbed into the pilot’s compartment, stretched out face down and fitted his toes against the rudder bar. Looking over his shoulder, he could see the rudder wag in response to his foot movements. He tried the stick; the elevators flopped up and down correctly. A side pressure warped the trailing edge of the left wing panel up and down.

“Pre-flight check complete,” Chester murmured to himself. He crawled out, moving carefully as the open-work fuselage creaked under his weight. Upslope, Bandon levered a boulder with a pole. It lifted, teetered, started a slow trundle downhill.

“Bandon!” Chester called, running forward. “Stop that!”

Bandon stood frozen, watching the massive rock gather speed, aimed directly for the glider perched at the cliffside. Chester slid to a halt, turned and dashed back for the ship. He skidded around under the wing, seized the tail post and hauled. The glider slid back with a grate of wood against soil, then jammed—just as the boulder took a mighty bound and leaped over it to drop from sight over the cliff. Chester slumped against the frail craft.

“Hey, Chester, I’m sorry about that.”

A mighty crash sounded from below, followed by faint yells. Chester went to the edge and looked over. A great gap showed in the mass of foliage far below. Through the opening Chester saw men darting about among the splintered remains of a wooden structure. Bandon arrived at his side and stared down silently.

“Well, blast those skunks, Chester. You see that? They were buildin’ an almighty big catapult down there. See the throwin’ arm layin’ off there to the left? Pretty smart, hey, sneakin’ around under cover of those trees and fixin’ to let fly with the big stuff. By the nine tails of the hill-devil, it’s a good thing that stone got away from me.”

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