“Blast the Ordainists,” Chester burst out. “I’m in serious difficulties. My best friend is being roasted alive, a young woman of my acquaintance is under detention by primitive police, and you—”
“Dear me, a well-developed delusional system,” said Norgo. “Doubtless arising from frustration at having been anticipated in detection of the chair phenomenon. This will be most interesting to the Congress.”
“You’re the delusion!” Chester shouted. “I’m getting back on my rug; I’ll dissolve this whole fantasy back into the computer banks it came out of!”
Norgo sprang forward. “I must ask you not to disturb the artifacts; they may be highly important scientific exhibits.”
“They happen to belong to me.” Chester turned, rebounded from the broad, muscular chest of Devant. Five more well-developed locals moved into position around him.
“You’ll have to move on,” the big man said. “Only technicians will be permitted in this area while the specimens are under study.”
Norgo tsked. “We simply can’t have these distressing exhibitions by frustrated partisans of misguided philosophical splinter groups. I shall propose to the Congress—”
“I’ve got to get back to my rug!” Chester made a dive for a gap in the ranks, felt iron hands clamp on his arms.
“Hey, Computer!” he yelled. There was no reply. The hands propelled him quickly along to deposit him well outside the growing circle of spectators.
“Any more disturbances,” Devant said coldly, “and I’ll have you locked up.”
“But . . . how long before you’ll be finished?”
“Just run along and amuse yourself. We’ll have a great deal to do. It may take a while.”
* * *
Chester gazed listlessly at the swimming pool rippling in the late-afternoon sun. A pretty brunette in a diaper crossed the terrace and offered a frosted glass. Chester shook his head.
“Shall we go for a swim, Chester?”
“No, thanks, Darina.”
“Poor Chester. Can’t you cheer up?”
“You don’t seem to understand.” Chester’s voice held a plaintive note. “I’ve been idling here for weeks now while my friends suffer fates I shudder to contemplate. My computer’s probably been dismantled. And those idiotic scholars still won’t let me near my rug.”
Darina made a sympathetic sound. “The rug is a powerful security symbol to you, isn’t it, Chester? I remember a blanket—”
“There’s nothing secure about it! It’s probably non-functional now. And at best, I’ll just find myself trapped in another of the computer’s preposterous settings. But even that would be better than lounging here, completely ineffectual.”
“Chester, have you thought of finding work to do?”
“What kind of work? I just want to get away from here. I’ve tried five times to creep up on my rug under cover of darkness, but that fellow Devant . . . ”
“What were you trained in, Chester?”
“Well,” said Chester, considering, “I . . . ah . . . majored in liberal arts.”
“You mean you paint pictures?”
“No, nothing like that. Business administration.”
“I don’t think I’ve heard of that. Is it a game of skill or chance?”
“Both.” Chester smiled patiently. “No, in biz ad we’re taught how to manage large commercial enterprises.”
“I see. And after receiving your training you went on to actual management of some such organization?”
“Well, no. Funny, but I couldn’t seem to find any big businessmen who were looking for a fresh college graduate to tell them how to run their companies.”
“Perhaps we’d better try something else. What about the arts?”
“I did do a painting once,” Chester said hesitantly. “It had numbers that you compared with a chart and then you matched that up with the little cans of paint and colored in the spaces.”
“I’m not sure there’d be a large call for that type of skill here.”
“Don’t disparage it. President Eisenhower—”
“What about handicrafts? We value the manual skills highly here, Chester.”
“Oh, I’ve done a lot of that. Built a plastic boll weevil only last month. Over two hundred interlocking parts.”
“You made the parts from plastic?”
“No. I bought a kit. But . . . ”
“Perhaps in the field of sports?” Darina suggested.
Chester blushed. “Well, of course, in school I was a great fan of outdoor activities. I never missed a game the entire four years.”
“Splendid!” Darina looked interested. “We’ll be happy to receive instruction in any new types of athletic competition of which you’re master.”
“Well, I didn’t actually play, of course. But I was there in the stands, rooting. And I know some of the rules.”
“You didn’t play?”
“I was on my fraternity’s bridge squad,” Chester offered.
“How is that played?” asked Darina, brightening. Chester explained. There was an awkward silence.
“Chester, have you ever performed any useful labor?” Darina asked.
“As a matter of fact, I worked one summer in a factory. I was an instrument spot-checker. I made sure the controls that worked the automatic machinery were functioning properly.”
“This involved mechanical skills?”
“If anything had gone wrong with the TV scanner that actually did the inspecting, I was on the spot to see that the back-up scanner took over.”
“You activated the emergency equipment, in other words?”
“No, it was automatic. But I assure you, the union regarded my job as essential.”
“What about hobbies, Chester?”
“Oh, my, yes; I had a stamp collection.”
“Hmmm. Perhaps something a little more active?”
“I built model airplanes as a boy. Of course, I gave that up when I was twelve.”
“Why?”
“Well, it seemed a trifle immature. All the other lads my age were already learning golf.” Chester broke off as a white-haired elder took a table a few yards distant. “Say, there’s that old fool who’s behind all this.” He rose and crossed to the other table.
“Look here, Mr. Norgo, how long is this absurd business going on? I’ve been here a month now—and I’m no closer to getting back on my rug than I was. You don’t seem to understand—”
“Calmly, Chester,” Norgo said, signaling a waitress clad in a wet handkerchief. “It is you who fail to understand. Important work is in progress. Meanwhile, just keep yourself amused.”
“I’m in no mood to be amused!”
Norgo nodded thoughtfully. “Perhaps you’d like to participate in an experiment?”
“What is it—vivisection?”
Norgo considered. “I don’t think that will be necessary.” He hitched his chair around. “Chester, do you know what our most important natural resource is?”
“What has that to do with my problem?”
“Do you know how often a truly superior intellect is born?”
“Not very often. Look, I—”
“Once in four million, five hundred and thirty-three thousand, two hundred and four births. With a world population of half a billion, the present figure, the rules of probability allow for the presence among us of only one hundred such gifted persons. And do you know what percentage of these superior individuals are fortunate enough to encounter conditions conducive to the full stimulation of their latent abilities?”
“I’d guess about—”
“Not one percent,” Norgo said flatly. “With luck, one individual.”
“Very interesting. But to get back to—”
“If we were content,” Norgo pressed on, “to allow unrestrictive increase in the population, we might, one could reason, improve this situation. With a ten-fold increase in population, the number of superior intellects should increase to a thousand, you say.”
“I didn’t say, but—”
“Not so! Environmental factors would deteriorate due to overcrowded conditions. The latent geniuses would find less opportunity to evolve their talents.”
“That hardly seems—”
“The true function of the mass of the population is the production, by their sheer numbers, of the occasional genius. It is the objective of our educational system to identify and train such talents—and this can only be done by the realization, in each individual, of the maximum potential.”
“Why? So they can grow up and talk like you?”
“Now, life is not an engineering project, Chester. It is a work of art.”
“And while you’re lecturing on art, my friends are—”
“I have long been interested,” Norgo went on imperturbably, “in the purely theoretical problem of the reactions of a mature but untrained mind exposed to a full modern education, in concentrated form, after perhaps twenty-five years of indolence, laziness, carelessness, minimal demand. The pressure, of course, would be tremendous. Would the mind or body break under the stress? Believe me, Chester, the results of such an experiment would be of the most profound importance.”
“Not to me. I—”
“Now you, Chester, while possessed of a normal potential, are, beyond the simple abilities to talk and feed yourself, plus a few fringe accomplishments such as playing the game you call bridge, totally untrained. Your body is weak, your will untried, your mind unused—”
“Maybe I don’t get out a lot.”
“All of which makes you an ideal subject—if you wish to volunteer for the experiment.”
“I wish to get back to my rug.”
Norgo nodded. “Exactly.”
Chester’s mouth opened. “You mean—why, this is blackmail!”
“Let us simply say that by the time the experiment is concluded, your—ah—rug will have been released by our research groups.”