IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD? FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

As dreams are made on, and our little life

Is rounded with a sleep.

Also, he could have written this, but he refrained:

Good friend for Iesus sake forbeare

To digg the dust encloased heare:

Blest be ye man yt spares thes stones

And curst be ye yt moves my bones.

When a person reads the noble verses about the cloud-cap’d towers,

he ought not to follow it immediately with Good friend for Iesus

sake forbeare, because he will find the transition from great

poetry to poor prose too violent for comfort. It will give him a

shock. You never notice how commonplace and unpoetic gravel is,

until you bite into a layer of it in a pie.

CHAPTER XI

Am I trying to convince anybody that Shakespeare did not write

Shakespeare’s Works? Ah, now, what do you take me for? Would I be

so soft as that, after having known the human race familiarly for

nearly seventy-four years? It would grieve me to know that any one

could think so injuriously of me, so uncomplimentarily, so

unadmiringly of me. No-no, I am aware that when even the brightest

mind in our world has been trained up from childhood in a

superstition of any kind, it will never be possible for that mind,

in its maturity, to examine sincerely, dispassionately, and

conscientiously any evidence or any circumstance which shall seem

to cast a doubt upon the validity of that superstition. I doubt if

I could do it myself. We always get at second hand our notions

about systems of government; and high-tariff and low-tariff; and

prohibition and anti-prohibition; and the holiness of peace and the

glories of war; and codes of honor and codes of morals; and

approval of the duel and disapproval of it; and our beliefs

concerning the nature of cats; and our ideas as to whether the

murder of helpless wild animals is base or is heroic; and our

preferences in the matter of religious and political parties; and

our acceptance or rejection of the Shakespeares and the Arthur

Ortons and the Mrs. Eddys. We get them all at second-hand, we

reason none of them out for ourselves. It is the way we are made.

It is the way we are all made, and we can’t help it, we can’t

change it. And whenever we have been furnished a fetish, and have

been taught to believe in it, and love it and worship it, and

refrain from examining it, there is no evidence, howsoever clear

and strong, that can persuade us to withdraw from it our loyalty

and our devotion. In morals, conduct, and beliefs we take the

color of our environment and associations, and it is a color that

can safely be warranted to wash. Whenever we have been furnished

with a tar baby ostensibly stuffed with jewels, and warned that it

will be dishonorable and irreverent to disembowel it and test the

jewels, we keep our sacrilegious hands off it. We submit, not

reluctantly, but rather gladly, for we are privately afraid we

should find, upon examination, that the jewels are of the sort that

are manufactured at North Adams, Mass.

I haven’t any idea that Shakespeare will have to vacate his

pedestal this side of the year 2209. Disbelief in him cannot come

swiftly, disbelief in a healthy and deeply-loved tar baby has never

been known to disintegrate swiftly, it is a very slow process. It

took several thousand years to convince our fine race–including

every splendid intellect in it–that there is no such thing as a

witch; it has taken several thousand years to convince that same

fine race–including every splendid intellect in it–that there is

no such person as Satan; it has taken several centuries to remove

perdition from the Protestant Church’s program of postmortem

entertainments; it has taken a weary long time to persuade American

Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the

best they can; and it looks as if their Scotch brethren will still

be burning babies in the everlasting fires when Shakespeare comes

down from his perch.

We are The Reasoning Race. We can’t prove it by the above

examples, and we can’t prove it by the miraculous “histories” built

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