Curtis grabbed Grunwalds naked, scrawny shoulders and shoved him under. Grunwald struggled, his legs kicking, his scant hair floating, little silver bubbles twisting up from his big old beak of a nose. The urge to just hold him there was strong and Curtis could do it because he was strong. Once upon a time, Grunwald would have been able to take him with one hand tied behind his back, age difference or not, but those days were gone. This was one sick Motherfucker. Which was why Curtis let him go.
Grunwald surged for the surface, coughing and choking.
Youre right! Curtis cried. This baby is good for aches and pains! But never mind me; what about you? Want to go under again? Submersion is good for the soul, all the best religions say so.
Grunwald shook his head furiously. Drops of water flew from his thinning hair and more luxuriant eyebrows.
Then just sit there, Curtis said. Sit there and listen. And I dont think we need this, do we? He reached under Grunwalds legGrunwald jerked and uttered a small screamand snagged the hair dryer. Curtis tossed it over his shoulder. It skittered beneath Grunwalds patio chair.
Ill be leaving you soon, Curtis said. Going back to my own place. You can go down and watch the sunset if you still want to. Do you still want to?
Grunwald shook his head.
No? I didnt think so. I think youve had your last good sunset, neighbor. In fact, I think youve had your last good day, and thats why Im letting you live. And do you want to know the irony? If youd let me alone, you would have gotten exactly what you wanted. Because I was locked in the shithouse already and didnt even know it. Isnt that funny?
Grunwald said nothing, only looked at him with his terrified eyes. His sick and terrified eyes. Curtis could almost have felt sorry for him, if the memory of the Port-O-San was not still so vivid. The lid of the toilet flopping open like a mouth. The turd landing in his lap like a dead fish.
Answer, or you get another baptismal dunk.
Its funny, Grunwald rasped. And then began to cough.
Curtis waited until he stopped. He wasnt smiling anymore.
Yes, it is, he said. It is funny. The whole things funny, if you see it from the right perspective. And I believe I do.
He boosted himself out of the hot tub, aware that he was moving with a litheness The Motherfucker would never again be able to match. There was a cabinet under the porch overhang. There were towels inside. Curtis took one and began to dry off.
Heres the thing. You can call the police and tell them I tried to drown you in your hot tub, but if you do that, everything else comes out. Youll spend the rest of your life fighting a criminal case as well as dealing with your other woes. But if you let it go, its a reset. Odometer back to zero. Onlyheres the thingI get to watch you rot. There will come a day when you smell just like the shithouse you locked me in. When other people smell you that way, and you smell that way to yourself.
Ill kill myself first, Grunwald rasped.
Curtis was pulling the overalls on again. He had decided he sort of liked them. They might be the perfect garment to wear while watching the stock quotes on ones computer in ones cozy little study. He might go out to Target and buy half a dozen pairs. The new, non-compulsive Curtis Johnson: an overall kind of guy.
He paused in the act of buckling the second shoulder strap. You could do that. You have that gun, thewhat did you call it?the Hardballer. He finished with the buckle, then leaned toward Grunwald, who was still marinating in the hot tub and looking at him fearfully. That would be acceptable, too. You might even have the guts, although, when it comes right down to it you might not. In any case, Ill listen with great interest for the bang.
He left Grunwald then, but not the way he had come. He went around to the road. A left turn would have taken him back to his house, but he turned right, toward the beach. For the first time since Betsy died, he felt like watching the sunset.
Two days later, while sitting at his computer (he was watching General Electric with especial interest), Curtis heard a loud bang from next door. He didnt have his music on, and the sound rolled through the humid, almost-July air with perfect clarity. He sat where he was, head cocked, still listening. Although there would be no second bang.
Us witches just know shit like that, he thought.
Mrs. Wilson came rushing in, holding a dishtowel in one hand. That sounded like a gunshot!
Probably just a backfire, he said, smiling. He had been smiling a lot since his adventure at Durkin Grove Village. He thought it wasnt the same sort of smile as the one he had worn during the Betsy Era, but any smile was better than none. Surely that was true?
Mrs. Wilson was looking at him doubtfully. Well I guess. She turned to go.
Mrs. Wilson?
She turned back.
Would you quit me if I got another dog? A puppy?
Me, quit over a puppy? Itd take more than a pup to drive me out.
They tend to chew, you know. And they dont always He broke off for a moment, seeing the dark and nasty landscape of the holding tank. The underworld.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Wilson was looking at him curiously.
They dont always use the bathroom, he finished.
Once you teach them, they usually go where theyre supposed to, she said. Especially in a warm climate like this one. And you need some companionship, Mr. Johnson. Ive been to tell the truth, Ive been a little worried about you.
He nodded. Yes, Ive kind of been in the shit. He laughed, saw her looking at him strangely, and made himself stop. Excuse me.
She flapped her dishtowel at him to show he was excused.
Not a purebred, this time. I was thinking maybe the Venice Animal Shelter. Someones little castoff. What they call a rescue dog.
That would be very nice, she said. I look forward to the patter of little feet.
Good.
Do you really think that was a backfire?
Curtis sat back in his chair and pretended to consider. Probably but you know, Mr. Grunwald next door has been pretty sick. He lowered his voice to a sympathetic whisper. Cancer.
Oh, dear, Mrs. Wilson said.
Curtis nodded.
You dont think hed ?
The marching numbers on his computer screen melted into the screen saver: aerial photos and beach scenes, all featuring Turtle Island. Curtis stood up, walked to Mrs. Wilson, and took the dishtowel from her hand. No, not really, but we could go next door and check. After all, what are neighbors for?
Sunset Notes
According to one school of thought, notes such as these are unnecessary at best, and suspect at worst. The argument against is that stories which need explanation are probably not very good stories. I have some sympathy with the idea, which is one reason to put this little addendum at the back of the book (putting it here also avoids those tiresome cries of spoiler, which are most commonly uttered by spoiled people). The reason to include them is simply that many readers like them. They want to know what caused a story to be written, or what the author was thinking when he wrote it. This author doesnt necessarily know either of those things, but he can offer some random thoughts that may or may not be of interest.
Willa This probably isnt the best story in the book, but I love it very much, because it ushered in a new period of creativity for meas regards the short story, at least. Most of the stories in Just After Sunset were written subsequent to Willa, and in fairly quick succession (over a period of not quite two years). As to the story itself one of the great things about fantasy is that it gives writers a chance to explore what might (or might not) happen after we shuffle off this mortal coil. There are two tales of that sort in Just After Sunset (the other is The New York Times at Special Bargain Rates). I was raised as a perfectly conventional Methodist, and although I rejected organized religion and most of its hard and fast assertions long ago, I hold to the main idea, which is that we survive death in some fashion or other. Its hard for me to believe that such complicated and occasionally wonderful beings are in the end simply wasted, tossed away like litter on the roadside. (Probably I just dont want to believe it.) What that survival might be like, though Ill just have to wait and find out. My best guess is that we might be confused, and not very willing to accept our new state. My best hope is that love survives even death (Im a romantic, so fucking sue me). If so, it might be a bewildered love and a little bit sad. When love and sadness occur to my mind at the same time, I put on the country music: people like George Strait, BR549, Marty Stuart and the Derailers. Its the latter who are playing in this story, of course, and I think theyre going to have a very long engagement.