He was forced to admit that, while what he had told the chief was true, his own nervous reaction came mostly from his life-long fear of snakes. If Dr. Ftaeml were anything but a Rargyllian. . . or if the Rargyllians had not been medusa humanoids, he wouldn’t have minded. Of course, he knew that those tentacles growing out of a Rargyllian’s head were not snakes-but his stomach didn’t know it. He would have to find time for a hypnotic treatment before-no, there wasn’t time; he’d have to take a pill instead.
Sighing, he flipped the switches back on. His incoming basket started to fill up at once and all the communication instruments showed lights. But the lights were amber rather than blinking red; he ignored them and glanced through the stuff falling into his basket. Most of the items were for his information only: under doctrine his subordinates or their subordinates had taken action. Occasionally he would check a name and a suggested action and drop the sheet in the gaping mouth of the outgoing basket.
A radiotype came in that was not routine, in that it concerned a creature alleged to be extra-terrestrial but unclassified as to type and origin. The incident involved seemed unimportant-some nonsense in one of the native villages in the western part of the continent. But the factor of an extra-terrestrial creature automatically required the local police to report it to Spatial Affairs, and the lack of classification of the e.-t. prevented action under doctrine and resulted in the report being kicked upstairs.
Mr. Kiku had never seen Lummox and would have had no special interest if he had. But Mr. Kiku knew that each contact with “Out There” was unique. The universe was limitless in its variety. To assume without knowledge, to reason by analogy, to take the unknown for granted, all meant to invite disaster.
Mr. Kiku looked over his list to see whom he could send. Any of his career officers could act as a court of original and superior jurisdiction in any case involving extra-terrestrials, but who was on Earth and free? Hmm. . .
Sergei Greenberg, that was the man. System Trade Intelligence could get along without a chief for a day or two. He flipped a switch. “Sergei?”
“Yes, boss?”
“Busy?”
“Well, yes and no. I’m paring my nails and trying to figure a reason why the taxpayers should pay me more money.”
“Should they, now? I’m sending a bluesheet down.” Mr. Kiku checked Greenberg’s name on the radiotype, dropped it in his outgoing basket, waited a few seconds until he saw Greenberg pick it out of his own incoming basket. “Read it.”
Greenberg did so, then looked up. “Well, boss?”
“Phone the local justice that we are assuming tentative jurisdiction, then buzz out and look into it.”
“Thy wish is my command, O King. Even money the critter is terrestrial after all, two to one I can identify if it isn’t.”
“No wager, not at those odds. You’re probably right. But it might be a ‘special situation’; we can’t take chances.”
“I’ll keep the local yokels in line, boss. Where is this hamlet? Westville? Or whatever it is?”
“How would I know? You have the sheet in front of you.
Greenberg glanced at it. “Hey! What do you know? It’s in the mountains. . . this may take two or three weeks, boss. Hot enough for you?”
“Take more than three days and I’ll charge it off your annual leave.” Mr. Kiku switched off and turned to other matters. He disposed of a dozen calls, found the bottom of his incoming basket and lost it again, then noticed that it was time for the Rargyllian. Goose flesh crawled over him and he dug hastily into his desk for one of the special pills his doctor had warned him not to take too frequently. He had just gulped it when his secretary’s light started blinking.
“Sir? Dr. Ftaeml is here.”
“Show him in.” Mr. Kiku muttered in a language his ancestors had used in making magic-against snakes, for example. As the door dilated he hung on his face the expression suitable for receiving visitors.
III. “-An Improper Question”
The intervention by the Department of Spatial Affairs in the case of Lummox did not postpone the hearing; it speeded it up. Mr. Greenberg phoned the district judge, asked for the use of his courtroom, and asked him to have all parties and witnesses in court at ten o’clock the next morning-including, of course, the extra-terrestrial that was the center of the fuss. Judge O’Farrell questioned the last point.
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