The Star Beast by Robert A. Heinlein

“You’ve got nothing to say to that beast now. Come along.”

“But, Chief. . .”

Mr. Dreiser grabbed his arm and started to move away. Since he outweighed John Thomas by nearly one hundred pounds Johnnie moved with him. Betty interrupted with, “Deacon Dreiser! What a nasty way to behave!”

“That’ll be enough out of you, young lady,” Dreiser answered. He continued toward the courthouse with John Thomas in tow. Betty shut up and followed. She considered tripping the police chief, but decided not to.

John Thomas gave in to the inevitable. He had intended to impress on Lummox, at the very last minute, the necessity of remaining quiet, staying put, and not eating the steel bars. But Mr. Dreiser would not listen. It seemed to John that most of the older people in the world spent much of their time not listening.

Lummox had not missed their exit. He stood up, filling the enclosed space, and stared after John Thomas, while wondering what to do. The bars creaked as he brushed against them. Betty looked back and said, “Lummox! You wait there! We’ll be back.”

Lummox remained standing, staring after them and thinking about it. An order from Betty wasn’t really an order. Or was it? There were precedents in the past to think over.

Presently he lay down again.

IV. The Prisoner at the Bars

As O’Farrell and Greenberg entered the room the bailiff shouted, “Order in the court!” The babble died down and spectators tried to find seats. A young man wearing a hat and hung about with paraphernalia stepped into the path of the two officials. “Hold it!” he said and photographed them. “One more. . . and give us a smile, Judge, like the Commissioner had just said something funny.”

“One is enough. And take off that hat.” O’Farrell brushed past him. The man shrugged but did not take off his hat.

The clerk of the court looked up as they approached. His face was red and sweaty, and he had his tools spread out on the justice’s bench. “Sorry, Judge,” he said. “Half a moment.” He bent over a microphone and intoned, “Testing. . . one, two, three, four. . . Cincinnati. . . sixty-six.” He looked up. “I’ve had more grief with this recording system today.”

“You should have checked it earlier.”

“So help me, Judge, if you can find anybody. . . Never mind. I did check it, it was running sweet. Then when I switched it on at ten minutes to ten, a transistor quit and it’s been an endless job to locate the trouble.”

“All right,” O’Farrell answered testily, annoyed that it should happen in the presence of a distinguished visitor. “Get my bench clear of your implements, will you?”

Greenberg said hastily, “If it’s all the same to you, I won’t use the bench. We’ll gather around a big table, court-martial style. I find it speeds things up.”

O’Farrell looked unhappy. “I have always maintained the ancient formalities in this court. I find it worthwhile.”

“Very likely. I suppose that those of us who have to try cases anywhere and everywhere get into sloppy habits. But we can’t help it. Take Minatare for example; suppose you attempted, out of politeness, to conform to their customs in trying a case. They don’t think a judge is worth a hoot unless he undergoes a cleansing fast before he mounts the judge’s sphere. . . then he has to stay up there without food or drink until he reaches a decision. Frankly, I couldn’t take it. Could you?”

Judge O’Farrell felt annoyed that this glib young man should imply that there could be a parallel between the seemly rituals of his court and such heathen practices. He recalled uneasily the three stacks of wheat cakes, adorned with sausage and eggs, with which he had started the day. “Well. . . ‘other times, other customs,'” he said grudgingly.”

“Exactly. And thanks for indulging me.” Greenberg motioned to the bailiff; the two started shoving attorneys’ tables together to make one big one before O’Farrell could make clear that he had quoted the old saw for the purpose of rebutting it. Shortly, about fifteen people were seated around the composite table and Greenberg had sent the bailiff out to find ash trays. He turned to the clerk, who was now at his control desk, wearing earphones and crouching over his instruments in the awkward pose of all electronics technicians. “Is your equipment working now?”