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and. when one of the planes passed overhead,

finished ’em off. Then I hauled- them a place I

knew in Benedict and dumped them. They deserved

to die.”

He twirled the axe handle like a baton, chewed

on a strawlike mustache hair.

“The police found the remains of-another body’

up there,” I said. “A woman.” I let the question

hang in the air.

He grinned.

“I know what you’re thinking, but no. I would

have liked to put mom there but she had the bad

manners to have a stroke and die in bed a couple of

years ago. It pissed me off, because I’d been planning

it for years–there’s a plot reserved for the old

man that I’ll fill one day. But she escaped. Then I

got lucky. I was doing a late gig at Lancelot’s and

this old broad in the front row was really coming

n to me. Stuffing tflo dollar bills down my jock,

licking my ankles/Turns out she .was a doctor.

Radiologist. Divorced a couple of w, tmffis and out

for a wild night. She came to my’ dressing room,

,sloshed to the gills, started pawing, me, sending out

real strong signals. It turned me off and I was

gonna kick her out. But when I turned on the lights

I saw it: she could have been the old bitch’s twin

sister. Same dried-up face, upturned nose, rich bitch

manner.

“I smiled, said Come on in, hoaey. Let her do me,

right there in the dressing room. The door was

unlocked, anyone could have come in. She didn’t

care, just hiked up her skirt and got on top. Later

we went to her place, condo penthouse ‘m the Marina.

Made it again and then I strangled her in-her

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eyes widened nnoeently. The burial

plot had been chosen. Someone had to fill it.” –

He leaned the axe against the oven, reached into

one of the shopping bags with his free hand and

brought outa large peach.

“Want one?”

“No thanks.”

“They’re good. Good for you, too. Calcium, potas-

sium. Lots of A and C. Make a great last meal.”

I shook my head.

“Suit yourself.” He took a large bite out of the

fruit, licked the juice from the ends of his mustache.

“I’m no threat to you,” I said, choosing my words

carefully, “ijus( want to help your little brother.”

“How? By pumping him full of poisons? I read

all about the stuff they wanted to use on him. That

shit causes cancer.”

“I’m not going to lie and tell you the drugs they

use are harmless. They’re strongmpoisons just like

you said. But that’s what it takes to kill the tumors.”

“Sounds like a load of shit to me/” His jaw tightened

and the beard b ‘nstled. “She told me all about

the doctors there. Who’s to say yoWre any different?”

He finished the peach and threw the pit in the

sink. Took out a plum and dispatched it, too.

“Come on,” he Said, picking up the axe. “Stand

up. Let’s get it over with. I wish for your sake that

I’d gotten you the first time, with the shotgun. You

wouldn’t even have known what hit you. Now you’re

· gonna have to suffer a bit, waiting for it to happen.”

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“Doug, I–” she began. I hoped she’d continue to

plead my case, providing diversion for a sudden

run. But she stopped midsentence. Padded footsteps

were followed by the whisper of the curtain

clbsing.

“Move,” said Carmichael, angered by the hint of

rebellion and expressing it by jamming cold steel

into my kidney.

I pushed the door open and stepped into darkness.

The chemical stench in the air seemed stronger,

the bleakness of the mesa more pronounced. The

husks of the unused machines were giant, rusting

carcasses, sprawled passive and silent across the

ravaged terrain. It was far too ugly a place in which

to die.

Carmichael prodded me through the corridor created

by the stacked oil drums: My eyes darted from

side to side, searching for escape, but the black

cylinders formed high metal barricades, mercilessly,

seamless. ‘

Several yards before the end ‘of the passageway

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