Master Maloney eyed the cat, as if he were seeing it for the first time.
“It’s a kitty what I got in de street,” he said.
“Don’t hurt the poor brute. Put her down.”
Master Maloney obediently dropped the cat, which sprang nimbly on to an upper shelf of the book-case.
“I wasn’t hoitin’ her,” he said, without emotion. “Dere was two fellers in de street sickin’ a dawg on to her. An’ I comes up an’ says,’ G’wan! What do youse t’ink you’re doin’, fussin’ de poor dumb animal?’ An’ one of de guys, he says, ‘G’wan! Who do youse t’ink youse is?’ An’ I says, ‘I’m de guy what’s goin’ to swat youse one on de coco if youse don’t quit fussin’ de poor dumb animal.’ So wit dat he makes a break at swattin’ me one, but I swats him one, an’ I swats de odder feller one, an’ den I swats dem bote some more, an’ I gets de kitty, an’ I brings her in here, cos I t’inks maybe youse’ll look after her.”
And having finished this Homeric narrative, Master Maloney fixed an expressionless eye on the ceiling, and was silent.
Billy Windsor, like most men of the plains, combined the toughest of muscle with the softest of hearts. He was always ready at any moment to become the champion of the oppressed on the slightest provocation. His alliance with Pugsy Maloney had begun on the occasion when he had rescued that youth from the clutches of a large negro, who, probably from the soundest of motives, was endeavouring to slay him. Billy had not inquired into the rights and wrongs of the matter: he had merely sailed in and rescued the office-boy. And Pugsy, though he had made no verbal comment on the affair, had shown in many ways that he was not ungrateful.
“Bully for you, Pugsy!” he cried. “You’re a little sport. Here” –he produced a dollar-bill–“go out and get some milk for the poor brute. She’s probably starving. Keep the change.”
“Sure thing,” assented Master Maloney. He strolled slowly out, while Billy Windsor, mounting a chair, proceeded to chirrup and snap his fingers in the effort to establish the foundations of an entente cordiale with the rescued cat.
By the time that Pugsy returned, carrying a five-cent bottle of milk, the animal had vacated the book-shelf, and was sitting on the table, washing her face. The milk having been poured into the lid of a tobacco-tin, in lieu of a saucer, she suspended her operations and adjourned for refreshments. Billy, business being business, turned again to Luella Granville Waterman, but Pugsy, having no immediate duties on hand, concentrated himself on the cat.
“Say!” he said.
“Well?”
“Dat kitty.”
“What about her?”
“Pipe de leather collar she’s wearing.”
Billy had noticed earlier in the proceedings that a narrow leather collar encircled the cat’s neck. He had not paid any particular attention to it. “What about it?” he said.
“Guess I know where dat kitty belongs. Dey all have dose collars. I guess she’s one of Bat Jarvis’s kitties. He’s got a lot of dem for fair, and every one wit one of dem collars round deir neck.”
“Who’s Bat Jarvis? Do you mean the gang-leader?”
“Sure. He’s a cousin of mine,” said Master Maloney with pride.
“Is he?” said Billy. “Nice sort of fellow to have in the family. So you think that’s his cat?”
“Sure. He’s got twenty-t’ree of dem, and dey all has dose collars.”
“Are you on speaking terms with the gentleman?”
“Huh?”
“Do you know Bat Jarvis to speak to?”
“Sure. He’s me cousin.”
“Well, tell him I’ve got the cat, and that if he wants it he’d better come round to my place. You know where I live?”
“Sure.”
“Fancy you being a cousin of Bat’s, Pugsy. Why did you never tell us? Are you going to join the gang some day?”
“Nope. Nothin’ doin’. I’m goin’ to be a cow-boy.”
“Good for you. Well, you tell him when you see him. And now, my lad, out you get, because if I’m interrupted any more I shan’t get through to-night.”
“Sure,” said Master Maloney, retiring.
“Oh, and Pugsy…”