“Sure,” said Billy. “Beat it, Pugsy, my lad.”
Pugsy looked up, indignant.
“Beat it?” he queried.
“While your shoe leather’s good,” said Billy. “This is no place for a minister’s son. There may be a rough house in here any minute, and you would be in the way.”
“I want to stop and pipe de fun,” objected Master Maloney.
“Never mind. Cut off. We’ll tell you all about it to-morrow.”
Master Maloney prepared reluctantly to depart. As he did so there was a sound of a well-shod foot on the stairs, and a man in a snuff-coloured suit, wearing a brown Homburg hat and carrying a small notebook in one hand, walked briskly into the room. It was not necessary for Psmith to get his Sherlock Holmes system to work. His whole appearance proclaimed the new-comer to be the long-expected collector of rents.
CHAPTER XX
CORNERED
He stood in the doorway looking with some surprise at the group inside. He was a smallish, pale-faced man with protruding eyes and teeth which gave him a certain resemblance to a rabbit.
“Hello,” he said.
“Welcome to New York,” said Psmith.
Master Maloney, who had taken advantage of the interruption to edge farther into the room, now appeared to consider the question of his departure permanently shelved. He sidled to a corner and sat down on an empty soap-box with the air of a dramatic critic at the opening night of a new play. The scene looked good to him. It promised interesting developments. Master Maloney was an earnest student of the drama, as exhibited in the theatres of the East Side, and few had ever applauded the hero of “Escaped from Sing-Sing,” or hissed the villain of “Nellie, the Beautiful Cloak-Model” with more fervour than he. He liked his drama to have plenty of action, and to his practised eye this one promised well. Psmith he looked upon as a quite amiable lunatic, from whom little was to be expected; but there was a set expression on Billy Windsor’s face which suggested great things.
His pleasure was abruptly quenched. Billy Windsor, placing a firm hand on his collar, led him to the door and pushed him out, closing the door behind him.
The rent collector watched these things with a puzzled eye. He now turned to Psmith.
“Say, seen anything of the wops that live here?” he inquired.
“I am addressing–?” said Psmith courteously.
“My name’s Gooch.”
Psmith bowed.
“Touching these wops, Comrade Gooch,” he said, “I fear there is little chance of your seeing them to-night, unless you wait some considerable time. With one of them–the son and heir of the family, I should say–we have just been having a highly interesting and informative chat. Comrade Maloney, who has just left us, acted as interpreter. The father, I am told, is in the dungeon below the castle moat for a brief spell for punching his foreman in the eye. The result? The rent is not forthcoming.”
“Then it’s outside for theirs,” said Mr. Gooch definitely.
“It’s a big shame,” broke in Billy, “turning the kid out. Where’s he to go?”
“That’s up to him. Nothing to do with me. I’m only acting under orders from up top.”
“Whose orders, Comrade Gooch?” inquired Psmith.
“The gent who owns this joint.”
“Who is he?” said Billy.
Suspicion crept into the protruding eyes of the rent collector. He waxed wroth. “Say” he demanded. “Who are you two guys, anyway, and what do you think you’re doing here? That’s what I’d like to know. What do you want with the name of the owner of this place? What business is it of yours?”
“The fact is, Comrade Gooch, we are newspaper men.”
“I guessed you were,” said Mr. Gooch with triumph. “You can’t bluff me. Well, it’s no good, boys. I’ve nothing for you. You’d better chase off and try something else.”
He became more friendly.
“Say, though,” he said, “I just guessed you were from some paper. I wish I could give you a story, but I can’t. I guess it’s this Cosy Moments business that’s been and put your editor on to this joint, ain’t it? Say, though, that’s a queer thing, that paper. Why, only a few weeks ago it used to be a sort of take-home-and-read-to-the-kids affair. A friend of mine used to buy it regular. And then suddenly it comes out with a regular whoop, and started knocking these tenements and boosting Kid Brady, and all that. I can’t understand it. All I know is that it’s begun to get this place talked about. Why, you see for yourselves how it is. Here is your editor sending you down to get a story about it. But, say, those Cosy Moments guys are taking big risks. I tell you straight they are, and that goes. I happen to know a thing or two about what’s going on on the other side, and I tell you there’s going to be something doing if they don’t cut it out quick. Mr.–” he stopped and chuckled, “Mr. Jones isn’t the man to sit still and smile. He’s going to get busy. Say, what paper do you boys come from?”