The Prince and the Pauper by Mark Twain

with exposure, long-haired, and clothed in fantastic rags; there

were middle-sized youths, of truculent countenance, and similarly

clad; there were blind mendicants, with patched or bandaged eyes;

crippled ones, with wooden legs and crutches; diseased ones, with

running sores peeping from ineffectual wrappings; there was a

villain-looking pedlar with his pack; a knife-grinder, a tinker,

and a barber-surgeon, with the implements of their trades; some of

the females were hardly-grown girls, some were at prime, some were

old and wrinkled hags, and all were loud, brazen, foul-mouthed;

and all soiled and slatternly; there were three sore-faced babies;

there were a couple of starveling curs, with strings about their

necks, whose office was to lead the blind.

The night was come, the gang had just finished feasting, an orgy

was beginning; the can of liquor was passing from mouth to mouth.

A general cry broke forth–

“A song! a song from the Bat and Dick and Dot-and-go-One!”

One of the blind men got up, and made ready by casting aside the

patches that sheltered his excellent eyes, and the pathetic

placard which recited the cause of his calamity. Dot-and-go-One

disencumbered himself of his timber leg and took his place, upon

sound and healthy limbs, beside his fellow-rascal; then they

roared out a rollicking ditty, and were reinforced by the whole

crew, at the end of each stanza, in a rousing chorus. By the time

the last stanza was reached, the half-drunken enthusiasm had risen

to such a pitch, that everybody joined in and sang it clear

through from the beginning, producing a volume of villainous sound

that made the rafters quake. These were the inspiring words:–

‘Bien Darkman’s then, Bouse Mort and Ken,

The bien Coves bings awast,

On Chates to trine by Rome Coves dine

For his long lib at last.

Bing’d out bien Morts and toure, and toure,

Bing out of the Rome vile bine,

And toure the Cove that cloy’d your duds,

Upon the Chates to trine.’

(From ‘The English Rogue.’ London,

1665.)

Conversation followed; not in the thieves’ dialect of the song,

for that was only used in talk when unfriendly ears might be

listening. In the course of it, it appeared that ‘John Hobbs’ was

not altogether a new recruit, but had trained in the gang at some

former time. His later history was called for, and when he said

he had ‘accidentally’ killed a man, considerable satisfaction was

expressed; when he added that the man was a priest, he was roundly

applauded, and had to take a drink with everybody. Old

acquaintances welcomed him joyously, and new ones were proud to

shake him by the hand. He was asked why he had ‘tarried away so

many months.’ He answered–

“London is better than the country, and safer, these late years,

the laws be so bitter and so diligently enforced. An’ I had not

had that accident, I had stayed there. I had resolved to stay,

and never more venture country-wards–but the accident has ended

that.”

He inquired how many persons the gang numbered now. The

‘ruffler,’ or chief, answered–

“Five and twenty sturdy budges, bulks, files, clapperdogeons and

maunders, counting the dells and doxies and other morts. {7} Most

are here, the rest are wandering eastward, along the winter lay.

We follow at dawn.”

“I do not see the Wen among the honest folk about me. Where may

he be?”

“Poor lad, his diet is brimstone, now, and over hot for a delicate

taste. He was killed in a brawl, somewhere about midsummer.”

“I sorrow to hear that; the Wen was a capable man, and brave.”

“That was he, truly. Black Bess, his dell, is of us yet, but

absent on the eastward tramp; a fine lass, of nice ways and

orderly conduct, none ever seeing her drunk above four days in the

seven.”

“She was ever strict–I remember it well–a goodly wench and

worthy all commendation. Her mother was more free and less

particular; a troublesome and ugly-tempered beldame, but furnished

with a wit above the common.”

“We lost her through it. Her gift of palmistry and other sorts of

fortune-telling begot for her at last a witch’s name and fame.

The law roasted her to death at a slow fire. It did touch me to a

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