The Worlds of Robert A. Heinlein

old age.

Not that very many died of old age that generation!

But I was the newly appointed secretary to a freshman congressman; I had

been his campaign manager and my former job had left me. By profession, I

was a high school teacher of economics and sociology—school boards don’t

like teachers of social subjects actually to deal with social problems—and

my contract was not renewed. I jumped at the chance to go to Washington.

My congressman was named Manning. Yes, the Manning, Colonel Clyde C.

Manning. U.S. Army retired—Mr. Commissioner Manning. What you may not know

about him is that he was one of the army’s No. 1 experts in chemical

warfare before a leaky heart put him on the shelf. I had picked him, with

the help of a group of my political associates, to run against the two-bit

chiseler who was the incumbent in our district. We needed a strong liberal

candidate and Manning was tailor-made for the job. He had served one term

in the grand jury, which cut his political eye teeth, and had stayed active

in civic matters there after.

Being a retired army officer was a political advantage in vote-getting

among the more conservative and well-to-do citizens, and his record was O.

K. for the other side of the fence. I’m not primarily concerned with

vote-getting; what I liked about him was that, though he was liberal, he

was tough-minded, which most liberals aren’t. Most liberals believe that

water runs downhill, but, praise God, it’ll never reach the bottom.

Manning was not like that. He could see a logical necessity and act on it,

no matter how unpleasant it might be.

We were in Manning’s suite in the House Office Building, taking a little

blow from that stormy first session of the Seventy-eighth Congress and

trying to catch up on a mountain of correspondence, when the war department

called. Manning answered it himself.

I had to overhear, but then I was his secretary. “Yes,” he said, “speaking.

Very well, put him on. Oh . . . hello, General. . . . Fine, thanks.

Yourself?” Then there was a long silence. Presently, Manning said, “But I

can’t do that, General, I’ve got this job to take care of. . . . What’s

that? . . . Yes, who is to do my committee work and represent my district?

. . . I think so.” He glanced at his wrist watch. “I’ll be right over.”

He put down the phone, turned to me, and said, “Get your hat, John. We are

going over to the war department.”

“So?” I said, complying.

“Yes,” he said with a worried look, “the Chief of Staff thinks I ought to

go back to duty.” He set off at a brisk walk, with me hanging back to try

to force him not to strain his bum heart. “It’s impossible, of course,” we

grabbed a taxi from the stand in front of the office building, swung around

the Capitol, and started down Constitution Boulevard.

But it was possible, and Manning agreed to it, after the Chief of Staff

presented his case. Manning had to be convinced, for there is no way on

earth for anyone, even the President himself, to order a congressman to

leave his post, even though he happens to be a member of the military

service, too.

The Chief of Staff had anticipated the political difficulty and had been

forehanded enough to have already dug up an opposition congressman with

whom to pair Manning’s vote for the duration of the emergency. This other

congressman, the Honorable Joseph T. Brigham, was a reserve officer who

wanted to go to duty himself—or was willing to; I never found out which.

Being from the opposite political party, his vote in the House of

Representatives could be permanently paired against Mannings and neither

party would lose by the arrangement.

There was talk of leaving me in Washington to handle the political details

of Manning’s office, but Manning decided against it, judging that his other

secretary could do that, and announced that I must go along as his

adjutant. The Chief of Staff demurred, but Manning was in a position to

insist, and the Chief had to give in.

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