“Marry, I seem not to understand. It is proved that our wages be double thine; how then may it be that thou’st knocked therefrom the stuffing? — mdash; an miscall not the wonderly word, this being the first time under grace and providence of God it hath been granted me to hear it.”
Well, I was stunned; partly with this unlooked-for stupidity on his part, and partly because his fellows so manifestly sided with him and were of his mind — mdash; if you might call it mind. My position was simple enough, plain enough; how could it ever be simplified more? However, I must try:
“Why, look here, brother Dowley, don’t you see? Your wages are merely higher than ours in name, not in fact.” ———————————————————————— Page 313
“Hear him! They are the double — mdash; ye have confessed it yourself.”
“Yes-yes, I don’t deny that at all. But that’s got nothing to do with it; the amount of the wages in mere coins, with meaningless names attached to them to know them by, has got nothing to do with it. The thing is, how much can you buy with your wages? — mdash; that’s the idea. While it is true that with you a good mechanic is allowed about three dollars and a half a year, and with us only about a dollar and seventy-five — mdash; ”
“There — mdash; ye’re confessing it again, ye’re confessing it again!”
“Confound it, I’ve never denied it, I tell you! What I say is this. With us half a dollar buys more than a dollar buys with you — mdash; and therefore it stands to reason and the commonest kind of common-sense, that our wages are higher than yours.”
He looked dazed, and said, despairingly:
“Verily, I cannot make it out. Ye’ve just said ours are the higher, and with the same breath ye take it back.”
“Oh, great Scott, isn’t it possible to get such a simple thing through your head? Now look here — mdash; let me illustrate. We pay four cents for a woman’s stuff gown, you pay 8.4.0, which is four mills more than double. What do you allow a laboring woman who works on a farm?”
“Two mills a day.”
“Very good; we allow but half as much; we pay her only a tenth of a cent a day; and — mdash; ”
“Again ye’re conf — mdash; ”
“Wait! Now, you see, the thing is very simple; ———————————————————————— Page 314
this time you’ll understand it. For instance, it takes your woman 42 days to earn her gown, at 2 mills a day — mdash; 7 weeks’ work; but ours earns hers in forty days — mdash; two days short of 7 weeks. Your woman has a gown, and her whole seven weeks wages are gone; ours has a gown, and two days’ wages left, to buy something else with. There — mdash; now you understand it!”
He looked — mdash; well, he merely looked dubious, it’s the most I can say; so did the others. I waited — mdash; to let the thing work. Dowley spoke at last — mdash; and betrayed the fact that he actually hadn’t gotten away from his rooted and grounded superstitions yet. He said, with a trifle of hesitancy:
“But — mdash; but — mdash; ye cannot fail to grant that two mills a day is better than one.”
Shucks! Well, of course, I hated to give it up. So I chanced another flyer:
“Let us suppose a case. Suppose one of your journeymen goes out and buys the following articles: *”1 pound of salt; *1 dozen eggs; *1 dozen pints of beer; *1 bushel of wheat; *1 tow-linen suit; *5 pounds of beef; *5 pounds of mutton.
“The lot will cost him 32 cents. It takes him 32 working days to earn the money — mdash; 5 weeks and 2 days. Let him come to us and work 32 days at half the wages; he can buy all those things for a shade under 14 1/2 cents; they will cost him a shade under 29 days’ work, and he will have about half a week’s wages over. Carry it through the year; he would save nearly ———————————————————————— Page 315