“N-e-e-ew Haven! ten minutes for refreshments — mdash; ———————————————————————— Page 116
knductr’ll strike the gong-bell two minutes before train leaves — mdash; passengers for the Shore line please take seats in the rear k’yar, this k’yar don’t go no furder — mdash; ahh-pls, aw-rnjz, b’nanners, s-a-n-d’ches, p — mdash; op-corn!”
— mdash; “and waxed past noon and drew toward evensong. Sir Gawaine’s strength feebled and waxed passing faint, that unnethes he might dure any longer, and Sir Marhaus was then bigger and bigger — mdash; ”
“Which strained his armor, of course; and yet little would one of these people mind a small thing like that.”
— mdash; “and so, Sir Knight, said Sir Marhaus, I have well felt that ye are a passing good knight, and a marvelous man of might as ever I felt any, while it lasteth, and our quarrels are not great, and therefore it were a pity to do you hurt, for I feel you are passing feeble. Ah, said Sir Gawaine, gentle knight, ye say the word that I should say. And therewith they took off their helms and either kissed other, and there they swore together either to love other as brethren — mdash; ”
But I lost the thread there, and dozed off to slumber, thinking about what a pity it was that men with such superb strength — mdash; strength enabling them to stand up cased in cruelly burdensome iron and drenched with perspiration, and hack and batter and bang each other for six hours on a stretch — mdash; should not have been born at a time when they could put it to some useful purpose. Take a jackass, for instance: a jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to this world because he is a jackass; but a nobleman is not valuable because he is a jackass. It is a mixture that is always ineffectual, and should never have been attempted in the first place. And ———————————————————————— Page 117
yet, once you start a mistake, the trouble is done and you never know what is going to come of it.
When I came to myself again and began to listen, I perceived that I had lost another chapter, and that Alisande had wandered a long way off with her people.
“And so they rode and came into a deep valley full of stones, and thereby they saw a fair stream of water; above thereby was the head of the stream, a fair fountain, and three damsels sitting thereby. In this country, said Sir Marhaus, came never knight since it was christened, but he found strange adventures — mdash; ”
“This is not good form, Alisande. Sir Marhaus the king’s son of Ireland talks like all the rest; you ought to give him a brogue, or at least a characteristic expletive; by this means one would recognize him as soon as he spoke, without his ever being named. It is a common literary device with the great authors. You should make him say, ‘In this country, be jabers, came never knight since it was christened, but he found strange adventures, be jabers.’ You see how much better that sounds.”
— mdash; “came never knight but he found strange adventures, be jabers. Of a truth it doth indeed, fair lord, albeit ’tis passing hard to say, though peradventure that will not tarry but better speed with usage. And then they rode to the damsels, and either saluted other, and the eldest had a garland of gold about her head, and she was threescore winter of age or more — mdash; ”
“The damsel was?”
“Even so, dear lord — mdash; and her hair was white under the garland — mdash; ”
“Celluloid teeth, nine dollars a set, as like as not — mdash; ———————————————————————— Page 118
the loose-fit kind, that go up and down like a portcullis when you eat, and fall out when you laugh.”
“The second damsel was of thirty winter of age, with a circlet of gold about her head. The third damsel was but fifteen year of age — mdash; ”
Billows of thought came rolling over my soul, and the voice faded out of my hearing!