“What for he do that, if he the king?” said another legionnaire-his name was Street, Rev remembered. “How come he don’t buy hisself a ‘mission, be an officer?”
“Because he never forgot what it was like to be a poor boy, Street,” said Rev, strutting back and forth in front of the assembly. “Not even after he finished with the army, and went back to givin’ folks what they wanted. He didn’t want to forget what it was like to be just a regular fellow, and he made sure he had somethin’ to remember it by. So he never lost his touch with the real people. The little people like he’d been when he was still a poor boy. And they never forgot him. But he never put his nose up in the air. He could have gone anywhere in the world, talked to anybody he wanted to-presidents and governors and ladies so pretty they could make you forget your name. But he wanted to stay close to the people. And so he went to Vegas-which was the Lorelei of old Earth-and brought his gift to folks who gambled their money there, ’cause it was the only way for them to rise above their unhappy state. That’s when he really became the King-when he brought himself to where the people who really needed him could see him. You see what I mean, Street?” He pointed at the legionnaire, his head lowered and his gaze intense.
“Maybe I do,” said Street, noncommittally. He folded his arms across his chest and sat there, looking at Rev without quite meeting the chaplain’s eye.
“Sure you do,” said Rev. He clapped his hands. “And because the King went out to the casinos, givin’ the people an example of how a poor boy could rise to the top, showin’ ’em they just needed to find their gift and follow where it led, I feel very ‘specially at home here with y’all on Lorelei. It’s the kind of place the King would have gone to do his work, before he Left the Buildin’.”
The faces in the audience usually told Rev how well his word was being received. Now, looking at the Omega Mob, he saw rapt stares on more than one face-the look that told him his words were striking home. Some of them nodded tacit agreement; others held their chins higher than usual, inspired by his story. It was time to pick up the tempo, to swing the entire crowd along with him.
“The King knows how you feel,” Rev said, rising up on the balls of his feet. There was a rhythm to his speech now. “He’s been down low, and rose up high again. He took a walk down Lonely Street, and came back to Graceland. He went into the Army and did his duty like a man. When he had hard times, he knew how to make a comeback-and he came back in style. He went to Hollywood, he went to Vegas, and he stayed the same as when he was a poor boy. And he can help you make your comeback, yes he can!”
“How’s he gonna do that?” came a voice from the back of the audience.
“Well, that’s what I’m here to tell y’all,” said Rev, grinning broadly now. “On account of he spent so many years in Vegas, the King knew how folks could get in over their heads at the casinos. Losin’ money they couldn’t afford to lose, bettin’ on somethin’ they thought was a sure thing. Takin’ out loans at bad interest rates to pay off their tabs, or sellin’ all their valuables. Well, I’ve found out that some of y’all are in that same fix. And here’s what I’m a-gonna do. Every one of you who comes forward and pledges to follow the King, the Church will pay your gamblin’ debts in full, one lump sum-you’ll be on that comeback trail right there and then. How’s that sound, now?”
“That sounds too good to be true,” came the same voice from the back-of the room. The speaker rose to his feet, and everybody turned to see Do-Wop standing there, a suspicious look on his face. “Ain’t no free rides, not where I come from. So what’s the catch, Rev? I’m in far enough over my head to grab anything that floats. But I wasn’t born yesterday. I want to hear the whole swindle-what do I have to do if the King pays off my tab?”
“Why, I’d think that’s understood, son,” said Rev. “You would be promisin’ to become one of his faithful followers. To do like he said, and bring the message to other folks, too.”
“I figured that much out by myself,” said Do-Wop, his arms folded across his chest. “So what’s the scam? Lay it on me, Rev, so I figure out whether to bite or not.” He stood there expectantly, and the assembled legionnaires fell silent, waiting for the answer.
“You’ve got to be a true follower,” said Rev. “That means you have to make a pilgrimage to Graceland, back on old Earth-you can’t be a full believer till you’ve done that. And it means making yourself in his image. His faithful often have plastic surgery to be more perfect, although it’s not required right away. And…”
“Hold on, Rev,” said Do-Wop. “Plastic surgery? I gotta change the way I look?”
“That’s right, son, changing the way you look is a way to change the way you act, so you won’t be cruel. After everything the King is gonna do for you, it’s the least you can do to show how you appreciate him. Why, I’ve had the operation myself-take a look.” Rev turned one side of his face to the audience, then the other, before looking back at Do-Wop and smiling. “Now, what do you say, son?”
Do-Wop looked at the chaplain, his face an unreadable mask. The room was dead silent, as everyone waited for him to speak.
Finally, he looked at Rev and said, “Man, I can’t do it. Count me out-I owe Sushi enough to send him on that trip to Greaseland, but I guess I gotta pay it off myself.”
“What?” said Rev, his jaw dropping. “Why? What could possibly be wrong with my offer?”
Do-Wop looked him squarely in the eye and said, “Rev, the way I see it, you’re offering me a face worse than debt.”
The crowd dissolved in laughter.
6
Journal #307
My employer was confident that a focus on the company’s military priorities would allow his people to forget about the external problems, which would then more or less resolve themselves. As I had feared, this belief turned out to be over-optimistic. In fact, the problems remained on the edge of everyone’s awareness, putting the entire command cadre into a constant state of anxiety that something would boil over into an outright crisis.
The only two who seemed unaffected by the ongoing crises were Flight Leftenant Qual, who went around the hotel observing and making enigmatic comments; and Chaplain Rev, who despite Do-Wop’s public refusal of his offer to pay off gambling debts, seemed to be winning a fair number of converts. For the rest, it was chaos as usual…
“OK, rookies, fall in,” shouted Brandy. The new recruits hastily assembled themselves into a formation-most with a helter-skelter clumsiness she hoped they’d soon outgrow, but the Gambolts flowed into position like water running downhill. Brandy had to admit, she’d never seen anybody so natural at the things a legionnaire had to do. “Now we’re going to have some fun. Today we begin unarmed combat instruction. Sergeant Escrima will assist me.”
Standing on the thick gymnastics mat next to Brandy, whose physical bulk more than matched her parade-ground vocal equipment, the mess sergeant looked for all the world like a miniature statue of a human being. That was highly misleading, as the new troops were about to learn.
“OK, I’m going to demonstrate a basic move, and then you’ll get a chance to try it for yourselves. Can I have a volunteer?”
The rookies looked at one another nervously-they’d already had occasion to find out how strong Brandy was. A couple of hands went up, tentatively. Brandy ignored them, and pointed to Mahatma. “Here, this isn’t hard-why don’t you try it first?”
The little round-faced man-his belly had already begun to lose its roundness-came forward onto the mat and Brandy stood facing him. “I’m going to show this to you in slow motion,” she said to the troops. “This is a very basic move, one that lots of others are built on. Watch.” She stepped closer to Mahatma.
“Now, watch what happens first,” she said. Brandy reached out her hand and pushed Mahatma in the center of his chest. He stepped backward, keeping his balance. “OK, Mahatma, tell me what I did and what you did.”
“You pushed me, and I stepped away,” he said, smiling as always. “Would a battlefield opponent let you push him like that?” It had become almost a joke: Whatever you did to him, Mahatma took it with a smile-and followed up with a question that threatened to undercut the whole exercise.